Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[princesskelz]

Another one from DL. I should have some good WDW ones when I return on Feb. 2nd.

So we're in line for Splash Mountain and DBFF #2 asks if she is going to get wet (aka soaked). She was wearing a pair of jeans that could be rather uncomfortable when too wet and wanted to be prepared. Having been on Splash Mountain many a time and never having gotten really wet, I tell her no. As does the other three people in our party.

Apparently Splash Mountain has changed b/c we got SOAKED. Coming down one of the early drops, what seems like buckets of water pour into our log. DBFF #2 immediately starts in on the "You lied to me! This is not a little wet...this is very wet! I am very wet! You lied to me! About Disney!"

Through my laughter, I'm apologizing and explaining that this really is new and I really have never gotten that wet.

Then we go down the big drop...and...yeah...more water.

Which starts a whole new rant. This one directed at the final scene and the happy singing animals. "Don't mock me! This is...the chickens are mocking me with their zippidy doo dah song. I'm going to zippidy doo dah them and you. I can't believe you lied to me. I was lied to AND mocked by chickens..."

I really did feel bad for laughing. Sort of.

omg that is hysterical sounds like something my Friend nick would say!

 

[3guysandagal]

BUMPING!!!

I couldn't agree with you more. But I think I've got you beat - I only lasted a week!

I was extremely uncomfortable on the job, after a couple of days of training. There has to be other ways to market products and services nowadays, especially with technology developing the way it is. My sister and I have reverted to just not answering the phone if we don't recognize the number on the caller ID. I hope your gutsy responses can rub off on me!

I have now successfully read to this post! #2868
Took a few days but.....

I have to say have been LMAO for days reading these!!!

Sorry to go OT, but had to share.

Just had to add a link from another thread I read yesterday in regards to telemarketers. Please be aware A** is mentioned.
If sandicinderelli thought the posters gutsy responses to TM's were good....Listen to this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

Thanks Again everyone for the laughs

 

[luvthemouse71]

tiggerwannabe, I have a pic of my sis that is similar to yours. Looks like everyone makes a similar face.

 

[lovedoggies]

This was at the Disney Store today. It was so cute.

There was a little boy in there with his mom. I'd say he was 3 or 4. He was walking around the store, sniffing. It caught my attention so I kind of watched him. Then he blurts out "This place doesn't smell as good as Disneyland."

 

[distherapy]

I was in the RnR pre-show and I overheard this 13ish girl say, "Mom, who are those guys?" Mom answered back that they were Aerosmith. At this point I looked over at the mom and daughter. Mom smiled at me and just rolled her eyes.

Am I that old at the age of 26 that today's kids don't know Aerosmith? ::sigh::

Okay, so it didn't happen at Disney, but I had to share my embarrassing Aerosmith story.

A few years ago, my husband and I were at the Natural History Museum in DC (Smithsonian) and I walked right past Steven Tyler, holding a kid on his shoulders. I was all excited - and got a little freaked out. I yelled to my husband, "OMG! It's Mick Jagger!!!!"

My husband has never let me forget it, and he said that, based on the shocked look on Steven Tyler's face, he probably hasn't forgotten it either.

Man, I felt bad...

 

[GeminiAngel]

That's Gold!

 

[mickeymedic]

Yesterday, while riding the boat from POR to DTD the little boy sitting behind me pointed to the treehouse villas and asked, "mommy, what's that?" She told him it was Fort Wilderness. I couldn't help but think how disappointed they will be on a future trip when they book a cabin in Fort Wilderness and discover that it's not a treehouse. Oh, well.

And one more...while walking towards the exit at MK, a teenage boy ahead of me stopped to ask a CM which monorail goes to MGM.

 

[DisneyMom5]

My dd13 reminded me of one more that came from my dd4.
Our group decided to try out Tower of Terror, something we had never done before.
I stayed with my mom and the babies, but dd4 was tall enough so she said she wanted to go too.
I wasn't too sure about it, but she was so excited dh said she could.

They were in line, and she was busily chatting about how fun it was, and then they got in the car and were getting strapped in, still giggly fun girl,
and suddenly she looks around, looks at her seat belt, looks at my dh with big eyes and and a serious face and says "This goes DOWN, doesn't it?"
Well at that point they were already moving.
They tell me she did really well, but she refused to go on it again the rest of the trip.

 

[ntsammy5]

looks at my dh with big eyes and and a serious face and says "This goes DOWN, doesn't it?"

That's funny.

 

[ladyvader]

Been meaning to add this for awhile. . .We were in MK last June, and I went to the restroom in Fantasyland, near the Pinocchio Village Haus, and as I was leaving , passed a mom and a little boy of about 4, who were on their way into the ladies room. The boy was quite aggitated, and as they passed me, I heard him wail "But Mommy, I'm a man!". It was the cutest thing I ever heard!

 

[Loves Disney]

Last March I was in WDW with my dad and a bunch of kids he teaches. One day while we were there I went into MGM with another woman who went on the trip and her parents. We decided to go over to the Tower of Terror but only the father was willing to go on it so I went on with him and while in line, we met a woman and her son.

The woman asked us if we had ever been on it before because she was trying to comfort her very nervous son. He was very young but met the height requirement (must have just barely). Her son was on the verge of tears. We explained to the woman and her son the ride and how it isn't that bad at all and that it was actually very fun! The entire line through we tried to calm the little boy down and the mother would ask us "how tame is the ride?" and we'd respond "It's gotten tamer since the elevator doesn't always go straight down anymore" and the woman would look to her son and say "see, it's not that bad!". Finally, as we started to prepare to board the elevator, the little boy was calm and actually excited to get on the ride! The Bellhop started to load us in. When it came to the mother and her son, the son ran in and sat down. The mother looked around the elevator, looked to us then looked to her son and said with a quivering voice "I'm not getting in this thing! I'll see you when the ride is over" and she frantically got away from the doors with a look of horror across her face. Needless to say, the little boy darted out of that elevator faster than anything. lol. Perhaps we should have focused on calming the woman down instead! lol.

 

[Sweetbug74]

I have this on video. We were standing waiting for our table at Chef Mickeys when a CM asks us, "Are you with the party of 81?". Well, it was the way he said it, and the fact that it was such a high number that struck us funny. I thought he was joking at first, but it turns out that there was a wedding party coming in. But, usually, they'll ask if you're with the Smith/Jones party or something like that.

We chuckled and said, "No" and he said okay like it was the most normal thing to say.

 

[Sweetbug74]

I may be weird but I enjoy watching families in the MK who are there because they feel like they "had to go to Disney". Parents saying something like "Shut up and have fun, or I'll ______ ya!"

One of my favorite things to do when its time to rest in MK is to find a good bench near or on Main Street in the shade, get a drink or a Dole Float, and just people watch. That's entertaining in itself. I always laugh at the ones who treat Disney like its some dragon that they have to slay.

 

[ClaraBug]

One of my favorite things to do when its time to rest in MK is to find a good bench near or on Main Street in the shade, get a drink or a Dole Float, and just people watch. That's entertaining in itself. I always laugh at the ones who treat Disney like its some dragon that they have to slay.

I know, I am a people watcher too!! Amusement Parks always have the most "unforgettable" people!!!

 

[3guysandagal]

Had to add another here.
Bumping for more!!

I have this on video.

While staying at POR in Dec/06 (Our first WDW vaca as a family), DW and I, DS3 and DS9 (now 4 & 10) were heading for Ole Man Island and the pool.
DS3 knew there was a "Kiddee pool" just for him, well sort of just for him.
I am videoing as we head down the path and narrating that we are "heading for the pool to go for a swim"
DS3 is ahead of us about 15', in the shot.
He hears me say this, and then turns around and says...
"And the ***ty pool" (rhymes with kitty, starts with a "T")
I say "THE WHAT??!!"
He replies "And the ***ty pool"
I reply "Riiiight, the kiddee pool"
had to stop videoing I was giggling so much.
DW missed it and I had to rewind later on to show her.
"Could be worse," I said "he could have started it with a....Shhh."
I still start to giggle every time we watch it just before it happens.
The kids aren't any the wiser....yet.

This thread has kept me laughing for a week catching up.

 

[GeminiAngel]

 

[happyindisney]

Tonight, my family and I were riding PotC. The guest behind us tells the people he is with that PotC was Peter Pan previously. He stated that Disney changed the ride to Pirates once the movie was so popular! I tired not to laugh, but a giggle or two did escape. I don't know if he was trying to impress his friends or what, but I found it quite funny!

 

[capthookismyhomeboy]

I've got one that I actually caused. Last time I went, it was 2000, I was 21 at the time, and in my 'rebellious blatantly offensive t-shirt' phase. The one I deemed appropriate (and probably would not wear to the park these days) had a red line accross the chest and said "you must be this tall to ride." needless to say, me and all my immature buddies thought it was hillarious, and most people didnt notice/didnt get it/didnt dignify it with a response....

Until we were in line for the thunder mountain railroad.

This lady, who was actually several people ahead of us, but we 'met' in one of the bends in the line, was commenting to her family how "cute that guy's shirt is..." I mean, even so far as pointing it out to the little kids. When the DH realized what was up, he was like "Uhhh... Dear, that doesnt mean what you think it means..." then quickly ushered everyone he was with to quickly face the other way, all the while she was like "what? what does it mean then?" And the rest of the brief time i could still hear them, she was begging him to explain it to her and he was just shaking his head in disbelief at his wife and trying so hard to keep from chuckling.

Im a little older now, and wouldnt do it again... heck, if his reaction hadnt been so funny, I would have felt bad then, too.

 

[PrincessJasmine1972]

Had to add another here.
Bumping for more!!

I have this on video.

While staying at POR in Dec/06 (Our first WDW vaca as a family), DW and I, DS3 and DS9 (now 4 & 10) were heading for Ole Man Island and the pool.
DS3 knew there was a "Kiddee pool" just for him, well sort of just for him.
I am videoing as we head down the path and narrating that we are "heading for the pool to go for a swim"
DS3 is ahead of us about 15', in the shot.
He hears me say this, and then turns around and says...
"And the ***ty pool" (rhymes with kitty, starts with a "T")
I say "THE WHAT??!!"
He replies "And the ***ty pool"
I reply "Riiiight, the kiddee pool"
had to stop videoing I was giggling so much.
DW missed it and I had to rewind later on to show her.
"Could be worse," I said "he could have started it with a....Shhh."
I still start to giggle every time we watch it just before it happens.
The kids aren't any the wiser....yet.

This thread has kept me laughing for a week catching up.

 

[declansdad]

I've got one that I actually caused. Last time I went, it was 2000, I was 21 at the time, and in my 'rebellious blatantly offensive t-shirt' phase. The one I deemed appropriate (and probably would not wear to the park these days) had a red line accross the chest and said "you must be this tall to ride." needless to say, me and all my immature buddies thought it was hillarious, and most people didnt notice/didnt get it/didnt dignify it with a response....

Until we were in line for the thunder mountain railroad.

This lady, who was actually several people ahead of us, but we 'met' in one of the bends in the line, was commenting to her family how "cute that guy's shirt is..." I mean, even so far as pointing it out to the little kids. When the DH realized what was up, he was like "Uhhh... Dear, that doesnt mean what you think it means..." then quickly ushered everyone he was with to quickly face the other way, all the while she was like "what? what does it mean then?" And the rest of the brief time i could still hear them, she was begging him to explain it to her and he was just shaking his head in disbelief at his wife and trying so hard to keep from chuckling.

Im a little older now, and wouldnt do it again... heck, if his reaction hadnt been so funny, I would have felt bad then, too.

LOL too funny.