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Originally posted by my3kids
Then, out of the ashes of Whoopie's hair arose a misty image of Glo. She looked very peaceful and began to bark quietly. She told Honey:


Please doll, take care of your father, I think he maybe suffering from dementia. First his shotgun wedding to Fang, than the affair with Mrs Potts (the teacup poodle), and now this...........
 
"Tame wolf grandfather by day, raving lunatic chicken eating wolf by night. He must be stopped. He is taking out all of Elutheria's wild chickens. He knows how to shop inthe grocery store. Please make him stop, or I'm afraid:"
 
we must shoot him with a silver bullet. No,wait, thats for Werewolfs. Ok they need to call the SPCA and have grandfather nuetered. That is the only way to calm him down. So they made the call...
 
(I'm afraid DIS girls we are all a little demented on this thread:crazy: hehehehhahahateehee)
 

Mo overheard them talking about him. No way Mo was going to get neutered. He wasn't quite sure he was thru procreating. Mo needed to flee this island immediately. He needed to keep his manhood intact. Mo made a few calls and was able to find the first available flight to Alaska. He knew his woodpecker would be safe there, and he didn;r mind the cold. Mo than went down to the dock to wait for the airport shuttle, you'll never guess who was on that bus.
 
Honey felt it was so inappropriate for a daughter to have to make the call, but on Glo's advice Honey signed the papers. My3 came to Honey's side to be with her as she had begun to mention the idea to Mo. After contemplating Mo and his problems, My3 finally said, "just how long DO wolves live? Cause I'm figuring you must be at least 45 now, and Mo raised you from infancy, so he must be at least 46...which would make him like 322 in people years"....Suddenly Honey got afraid, she got very afraid.....both at the realization that her father was incrediblly old and that someone actually knew she was now 45. And also that My3 had figured that in her head, because Honey was still troubled by things like math.

Anyway, as cheeringmom said, that was what Mo overheard, so off to Alaska he went. But on the plane was The Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin. He had heard about this poor old wolf living outside his habitat in the islands and had come to capture him and return him to the wild. Alaska was just where Steve had in mind, so he didn't even have to pay for Mo's ticket...a savings of over $500.

Mo finally summoned the courage to ask Steve the life expetancy of a wolf, and Steve told him about 15 years. Oh my, Mo was a speciman, so the plane was diverted to the best wolf research station in America. This might have had a very sad ending for poor Mo...the medical tests he would have been subjected to, but TJ, who was now a US Air Marshall, intervened, flashed his badge and grabbed the wolf and returned him to Honey.....
 
Pop Daddy! He was on the shuttle headed for Alaska Airlines! Ho took one look at him & said "I'm giving all this up!" She decided she needed to be selfish & just take care of herself & not worry about whether her Father had the operaton or not! It was going to be "me, me, me" again!

She was also going to give up Alex one final time because she decided she wanted to pursue Pop Daddy. She needed someone with a sense of humor & a short post! :eek:

Without even packing a bag (afterall, who needed clothes??) :hyper: she jumped on the bus on Pop Daddy's lap & wanted to pursue that short post!! ::yes:: :earseek:
 
[she jumped on the bus on Pop Daddy's lap & wanted to pursue that short post!! ::yes:: :earseek:

Oh my...I think is where we need to go. Forget Steve Irwin!
 
So there they were Ho and Pop Daddy and the short post. Funny thing Ho had never been a short poster. She really wasn't quite sure what to do. She called My3 thinking maybe she had experienced a short post and My3 glady gave Ho this advice........
 
but My3kids told HOney to seek advice from Mootoo because it was a known fact that she was chasing after Enrique & Russell because she was tired of short posts! So Mootoo would be able to guide HOney in her decision. (Wisely, they also decided to leave Me-Shay-Ta out of it, since she knew nothing of short posts! ;) ) :teeth:
 
Oh, Girls, I am so glad you are here. In all my experiences,( and believe me, there have been plenty,) I've never experienced a short post. Should I be polite, or should I just RUN?
 
Please help me. My name Cletus amd my mama went missin again. she do dis all the time she need help i think she has 2 many man in her life and i get ascared. if she shows backe up om these her bords tell her me and my twin sis need her home she wemt and left us w itjh no mo money anf we hungary// i just learnt to compute. i do ok.

thanks you'all

your pAl.
\

cletus
 
Dear Cletus,

I'm so sorry you can't find your mom. Look in the back of the Alaska Air Lines shuttle at your local airport. On second thought, have your Grandpa Mo go bring her home. You just wait at the house with your stepdad, Alex.

Your friend,

My3kids
 
....So Mo went and dragged his good for nothing but lovin' daughter home. He dragged her right off that post, and he was none to happy about her behavior.

Honey got a stern barking to on the way home. He said before he died he wanted his daughter to be a good and stable parent; that poor Cletus was worried sick, and not to mention even though she was married to Alex, spending time at the docks, and frequenting bars, some guy named TJ kept calling for her too.

Honey was told in no uncertain terms to shape up or:
 
or child prorective services would be called. There was no way in h e doulble toothpicks that a kind, gentle wolf like Mo would have his grandchildren raised in the type of environment that he had witnessed. He knew in his furry little heart that Ho could indeed be a terrific mom. There has to be something that could make his littlr human daughter change the evil of her ways..but what?
 
But what?? It seems someone knows the secret, but who? Is it Mishetta? Cheeringmom? It had to be a big something to send her into that many men's arms.....
 
to missus 3kids,


thankyou i found mamma. she was ont the floor of the bus jest like yu said but i dont no the man she wit he is not my stepdaddy. but thabks,


your pal,,

cletus
 
Oh Dear Cletus:

I do wish you had not seen your mom in that situation. I shouldn't be the one to explain these "things" to you. Facts of life should come from from your parents, or in your case, probably the public schools.

Please try to understand your mom is having a hard time with something that happened in her past. Be patient and once she deals with her past, hopefully you can become a happy family again.

Your friend,

My3kids
 
It was a big something that turned Honey to Hononeedforknee.
What happened when Honey was sent to obedience school at age 3 should happen to no child of wolf parents. Ho it seems was singled out by the director and was made to.......
 










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