fifth person in refillable pool mug-hopping

[Peter Pirate]

Sure Pete, you try having a sense of humor with engorged, painful breasts and a screaming child...

How do you know I haven't.

 

[Tissa]

How do you know I haven't.

Stop Pete your cracking me up.

 

[Peter Pirate]

Hey, if I'm not from Florida do you think it'll be OK if I buy a Florida resident pass? Just wondering...

 

[Trena]

I love you guys. I needed a good laugh. I have laughed so hard I cried. Its so funny because there is so much truth in this thread!

keep it coming....although I really don't know what else could be added...you've thought of every thing.

 

[Reflection]

Hey, if I'm not from Florida do you think it'll be OK if I buy a Florida resident pass? Just wondering...

Also, I'm not staying onsite and was wondering if I could park at one of the hotels near the Magic Kingdom cuz I gotta save that $8 bucks to buy those Mickey Bars. No harm, no foul, right? After all, my family is spending all tis money at Disney! And, you know we're spending so much money on this vacation and need to get our money's worth so we don't want to spend too much time traveling back forth, so I was also wondering if I could bring my two sets of quadruplets ages, 3 and 4, a 6 year old and an 8 year to that real fancy restaurant, Vicky and Als--they only scream for about 20 minutes and then they settle down. After that, we would hop on the Downtown Disney bus and take the kids to PI to see that funny adult comedy show. Does this sound like a good plan?

 

[dpuck1998]

At the pools and in the parks!!! Don't forget the short shorted, bikini topped, braless wonders out there as well!!!

How dare you make fun of the braless.....

 

[dpuck1998]

Sure Pete, you trying having a sense of humor with engorged, painful breasts and and a screaming child, then you can laugh all you want

Is it wrong to enjoy this post??

 

[Pea-n-Me]

Is it wrong to enjoy this post??

It depends. Think of Viagra run amock.

 

[rcraw45425]

We truly are sick minded!

I can honestly say that I have never done any of the above. I am the person that is too chicken to do anything as far as breaking the rules for fear that I will be the one to be made a public example. I have, howver, seen probably 80 % of the above mentioned things, even occasionally committed by the same people. The all time worst that I have personally witnessed was the "good Ole boy" on the ECV that literally hopped off and RAN to the rides that he was at the handicapped entrance for I admit that I also saw crushed empty Bud cans in the bottom of the basket of said ECV The funniest was not at WDW, but at a open air concert (CS &N for all of you other oldies lovers) in Birmingham back in the eary 90's. Outside of the restrooms was a communal fiberglass trough for washing your hands. You know, the kind with the automatic on and off faucets. Well, I saw a set of parents let their young son (less than 5) whip it out and pee in the sink in front of God and everyone I thoughy that I was going to die. Parents didn't say a word, just sent his younger brother over there to do the same! Guess they didn't want to wait in line..............

 

[patsal]

OMG I am laughing so hard tears are rolling down my face! Pretty much fun to place all complaints about a vacation in one tidy little post! Too funny

 

[Muziqal]

Don't know if you read the 'Shocking' post that's like 80 pages long or something ridiculous like that...but somewhere near the beginning I posted about the old man who whipped it out and peed in the theatre (O Canada 360) one of those days I was working like a good little CM in that mine.

It was quite the event...not a urinal in sight...and the guy couldn't speak english. So, as I tried to tell him to stop and as he was trying to understand me ,he kept coming towards me...still relieving himself.

Never had a problem with too much else in WDW, and probably was 1 of those people who has aggravated you with some frat-like stunts we were pulling while we worked there (like drinking around the world, or worse yet so drunk by the time we hit Canada at the end of our day that I was kicked out of Epcot by my manager when she found me walking with my pants around my ankles on the promenade)...but really, have you ever been chased around by a guy that is peeing and doesn't understand you in a disney world attraction?

Refillable mug, shmefillable shmug...

 

[Tissa]

have you ever been chased around by a guy that is peeing and doesn't understand you

Refillable mug, shmefillable shmug...

Happens to me all of the time

 

[rcraw45425]

have you ever been chased around by a guy that is peeing and doesn't understand you

Yep, I have a male Shih-Tzu that does it all the time although usually I'm the one doing the chasing!

 

[MinnieM3]

This thread is hysterical!

Add tank top wearing hairy hairy guys (not to mention gals?)

 

[TinkerbellMama]

Ninaeve - no one was slamming people in "other" income levels; they were merely making light of some of the unpleasant or things that shouldn't happen at DW.

I hope I didn't read correctly that breastfeeding is one of those things.

Sorry, but I will be feeding my baby at WDW and if people are offended, oh well.

 

[TinkerbellMama]

As far as the money thing, I didn't see that anyone was making fun of anyone else for being budget-conscious.

I thought the point of the thread was to poke fun at people who break the rules . Last time I checked, not only were there no rules against nursing a child in public! It makes me sad to see people equate the nourishment of a child with dishonesty like not paying for everyone in your room, or not paying admission for a child that is 3.

I could not agree more. That's part of the reason why the breastfeeding rate is abysmal in our society.

 

[dpuck1998]

I could not agree more. That's part of the reason why the breastfeeding rate is abysmal in our society.

I'd like to correct that by giving assitance to any (almost any) women that needs help breastfeeding....takers? anyone? Bueller?

 

[tinkerbeth]

Exactly! It's sad to even compare nursing in public to any of the other things mentioned here on this thread

TRUE DAT, sister!!

Last year I needed to nurse my little guy and you should have seen the looks I got at the "baby station" from the Nestle-pushers. I guess they wouldn't have minded if I'd pulled out a bottle and offered him some GoodStart...

I can see that most of the stuff is in good fun, but I think that people who are intolerant of women nursing should take their own lunch into the bathroom and eat it there. That way they won't see me with my beautiful baby, and I can avoid their rude stares.

So there.

 

[tinkerbeth]

Why bother with a room at all just bring your big old RV and park it in the Contemporay's parking lot. Just tell them your there for dinner. Whats a day or two over the 2hr. parking pass they gave you. Who can beat this for savings !!!

Make sure you empty the sewage into the parking lot drain too...

 

[tinkerbeth]

At the pools and in the parks!!! Don't forget the short shorted, bikini topped, braless wonders out there as well!!!

Sue-Ellen Mischke? Is she at WDW??? (It's not a top, It's a BRA!!)

Sorry, couldn't resist the seinfeld reference...