Favorite movie quote?

[MomofKatie]

King of Swamp Castle: You only killed the bride's father, you know.
Sir Lancelot: Well, I didn't mean to.
King of Swamp Castle: Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head!
Sir Lancelot: Oh dear... is he all right?

and

Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

I love Monty Python

Oooooh, I LOVE Monty Python and the Holy Grail!!! How 'bout these?

Black Knight: It's only a flesh wound!!

Arthur: On second thought, let's not go there- Camelot's a very silly place.

Old Man: I'm not dead yet!!

The Keeper of the Bridge of Death: What is your name? What is your quest? What is your favorite color?

Tim the Sorcerer: Some call me... TIM!!!

Lancelot: I can't let you face the peril.
Galahad: Please! Let me face the peril!
Lancelot: No! It's too perilous!

French taunting Soldier: Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! Now, go away, or I shall have to taunt you a second time!! Nasty English kaa-nig-ets!!!

Arthur: Run away!!!!!!

King of the Swamp: One day, lad all this will be yours.
Prince 'erbert: What, the curtains?

King of the Swamp: She's got HUGE... tracts of land!!!

King of the Swamp: Please! This is supposed to be a HAPPY occasion! Let's not argue and bicker over 'oo killed 'oo!

 

[wvjovifan]

"ohhh, that man makes me wanna do crazy things" Whoopie Goldberg in Moonlight and Valentino (speaking of my man, Jon Bon Jovi)

 

[DukeStreetKing]

Leave the gun, take the cannolis. - The Godfather.

 

[jackskellingtonsgirl]

One of my favorites is in Biloxi Blues when Matthew Broderick arrives at basic training and says "This is like AFRICA hot. I don't know if I can stay here if it's going to be this hot."

Unfortunately I think we will have MANY opportunites to use that quote at WDW in August.

 

[Chipperdini]

Far too many to list. We tend to quote or adapt quotes quite a bit in daily conversation.

First one to come to mind that's fit for the DIS:

"Who fills your head with this childish fiddle faddle. Ah, I know... Griselda. She of the evil eye. Take the witch out and burn her!" (The Court Jester)

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

OMG..these had me rolling.

Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?--The Breakfast Club
What's happenin', hot stuff?--Sixteen Candles
May I admire you again today?--Pretty in Pink
Screws fall out all the time. The world's an imperfect place.--The Breakfast Club
Don't cry for me, Argentina. I am ordinary, unimportant..--EVITA


TOV

 

[Disney Doll]

"Clearly you've never been to Singapore".-Captain Jack Sparrow

 

[Jimbo]

"Is Granny Spry?" <--DH fave from Bad Santa, he says it allll the time

Wow, a quote from Bad Santa that made it past the board's filters! What are the odds of that?

 

[LindsayDunn228]

"you can't handle the truth!" Jack Nicholson to Tom Cruise in A Few Good Men

LOOOVE this quote and the movie as well. I'm not really a Tom Cruise fan but I do enjoy this movie

 

[arielsleepingbeauty]

The scene from Grease where Danny and Sandy are in the Frosty Palace. Sandy tells Danny that her parents would like to invite him to tea.
Danny responds "I don't like tea"
Sandy says "You don't have to drink tea"
Danny responds " I don't like parents."

 

[dwbakerjr]

In the Return of the King (LOTR-III), The Witch King has descended to kill Eowyn's father, and she challenges him, and then beheads his flying beast.

He says "No living man may stand in my way...."

And she says "....I am no man",....

and gives him a big surprise right in the helmet faceplate...

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

Another quote from DH--> "roads? where we're going we don't need roads"

"Go back to your playpen baby"

"if he gets up we all get up it will be anarchy"

 

[Jimbo]

Here's a couple quotes from Animal House's Dean Wormer that I like to work into conversations once in a while:

"The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me."

and, of course:

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

 

[ophie]

Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

I love Monty Python

I love the executive power bit. It's one of my all time favorites!

"You're killin' me, Smalls!" - Sandlot

Use this one lots!

Btw, here's the DIS thread on the AFI Quotes list.

 

[TDC Nala]

We need a bigger boat.

It's really something like "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

I was thinking earlier today about a Star Trek movie line: "There's an old Vulcan proverb...only Nixon can go to China"


and the greatest Monty Python line I can think of:
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

 

[ophie]

Now... I am just shocked shocked shocked that no one has brough up The Usual Suspects.

The whole movie is a "best quote ever." Can't post too many of the funny ones here though... :grumble: filters :grumble:

I'm telling you this guy is protected from up on high by the Prince of Darkness.

You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting fingered and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything, it will be to get rid of me. After that, my guess is you'll never hear from him again.

Cop: I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking.
Hockney: Really? I live in Queens, did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?

Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.

He was dead just long enough for the murder rap to blow over. And then he had lunch.

A rumor's not a rumor that doesn't die.

How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

And like that... he's gone.

Best movie ending ever. Seriously.

 

[Stacerita]

"I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen" - Say Anything

"There's a snake in my boot!" - Toy Story

"I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. " - When Harry met Sally

"Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet, he just needs the right broom. " - Hitch

"How much for a rib?" - Im gonna get you Sucka
I dont know why we like that quote, but my brother and I love it and say it all the time.

Those are just a few of my faves.

 

[2BigKIdz]

"Psychos don't explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a *&$# how crazy they are" ---From Dusk til Dawn

"Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. " Capt. Quint- Jaws (the best movie ever made)

"You're gonna need a bigger boat" and
"It's only an island if you look at it from the water"-Chief Brody see above

 

[BalooTheBear]

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it. Ferris Bueller's Day Off

That's no moon. It's a space station. Star Wars

Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the (edited for the DIS) customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the $#@% is wrong with you people? Office Space

Oh I could go on and on...

"What would you do with a million dollars?"

 

[Art Vandalay]

My mother disguised as an East German judge gave me a 5.7. Must've been the dismount

-- When Harry Met Sally