I have three. All from Ladder 49.
Chief Kennedy: People are always asking me how is it that firefighters run into a burning building when everyone else is running out. Courage is the answer.
The second one I don't know if I can say it, but its the whole confessional thing.
Lenny: All right, where do we start; theft, robbery, fraud, taxes?
Jack: Well, you know...
Lenny: Taxes?, Always taxes... How about s*x? Impure thoughts?
Jack: Well yes, quite a bit
Lenny: Try to cut back. Are you married?
Jack: No
Lenny: Are you a virgin?
Jack: [laughs] No, father
Lenny: Well, you think its funny to f*******e with loose women?
Jack: Calm down! Sir - you need to calm down! I swear to God I'll drop you!