Engrishify your English sentence

[BabyPiglet]

i wish i could speak fluently in another language. my mom is sleeping and i found a camcorder in her closet. that's cool, so is refridgerator. im going to get something to eat.
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I wish this I fluently in another language could speak my mom sleep and I found camcorder in its cupboard which chilly, this way refridgerator are im will something bring to eat

I bet it's chilly.

 

[crazy2beautiful]

I can understand real "Engrish" since my grandmother is Japanese and doesn't speak English very well. It's funny when other people listen to her and get confused.

ENGRISH-FIED!
I my grandmother Japanese, being not to speak very well, English can understand "Engrish" of substance. When that the other people hear her story, confuse and obtaining it is strange.

 

[marypops!]

English: i have fractured my ring finger so i can't do any tests for a minimum of a week.

Japanese: As for me my ring finger the time it is, therefore as for me it is not possible to test between lowest ones of week.

Chinese: I have a broken finger, so I can not do any testing for a period of at least one week.

Spanish: I have fractured my finger of the ring so I cannot test no for a minimum of one week.

French: I broke my finger of ring thus I cannot carry out any tests for a one week minimum.

German: I do not have mean ring fingers broken in such a way I can attempts for a minimum one week make.

Italian: I have fractured mine barretta of the ring so as to I cannot carry out some tests for a minimum of one week.

Arabic: The Ring break my finger so I can not carry out any tests for a period of not less than one week.

Korean: Me suffered a fracture my third finger so I the what kind of test for an attention minimum is not a possibility of doing.

Russian: I have fractured my finger ring so I can not make any tests for at least a week.

Portuguese: I broke my finger of the ring as soon as I I cannot make nenhuns tests for a minimum of one week.

woot

 

[Loves Disney]

I have been playing the piano for thirteen years now.
I 13 years directly now have repelled the piano between above.

This one is pure poetry haha.

"Fly away home my zephyr, I feel it more than ever"
The house my gentle breeze where growing leaves, I feel that more

Plays with squirrels (from Boy Meets World)
The play where the lith has been attached

(May I ask, what is a "lith"? )

 

[DramaGirl]

Hi, I'm Alina and I'm on the computer right now. I like cats. It's always in the last place you look because you don't keep looking after you find it!!

Today, as for me it is Alina, now it is in the computer. I like the cat. As for that in the last place which you see heuristic that! Being not to keep, always it is!

WHAT??!! LOL

 

[LAKE<3]

I love to swim and run.

I swim, love the fact that it runs.

 

[BandGeek911]

Before:

Hi. My name is Melissa. I am wearing a white shirt I bought at Disney, and I am wearing jeans. It is hot outside. I have to leave for my trumpet lesson soon.

Translated:

Today. My name is Melissa. I me bought with ?????, attaching the white shirt where I have attached the jeans to the body to the body. That is outside being hot. I must go away because of the lesson of my trumpet directly.

 

[keypooh90]

English: Hello, my full name is Carrielee Deneane Crenshaw. I viewed Pirates of the Carribben three today and found it to be the best of the three pirates movies. I really enjoyed the wedding scenes of Elizabeth and Will, as well as the funny yet intense battle scenes.


Engrish: Hello, is my full name Carrielee Deneane Crenshaw. I regarded Piraten of the Carribben three today and found him, in order to be the three Piraten of films the best. I really enjoyed the wedding scenes of Elizabeth and of will, as well as the merry nevertheless intensive battle scenes.

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

English: Hello. I'm Jaimie. I can play the piano and the clarinet. I like the color blue.

From Spanish: Hello. Ím Jaimie. I dog play the piano and the Clarinet. I like the color blue.

... Dog?!...

From French: Hello. I' m Jaimie. I edge play the piano and the Clarinet. I like the color blue.

From Japanese: Hello. I'm Jaimie. I can play the piano and the clarinet. I like the color blue.

Yay Japanese!

From German: Hello. I'm Jaimie. I CAN play the piano and the Clarinet. I like the color blue.

Oooh. Smooth.

 

[xCourxCorex]

My name is Courtney and I can't wait for school to be over. I am really excited to start my senior year of high school. I am going to visit Disney World in August.

German:
My name is Courtney and I cannot not wait that school is more rueber. I will really excited, around to begin my older year of High School. I will visit Disney world in August.
Japenese:

My name is Courtney, as for me it is not possible to wait for the school because of a certain. I my senior year am really stimulated in order for the high school to start. I intend to visit the world of August ディズニー. <- assuming that is "disney"

 

[keypooh90]

English:Hello. Tonight my back between my shoulder blades is in great pain. The pain is similar to spasms and is coming in waves. However, I have no idea how it is hurt because I don't recall doing anything that could have injured it today.

Engrish: Hi and welcome. Tonight my back between my blades of shoulders is in the big pain. The pain is similar with the convulsions and comes in the waves. Nevertheless, I do not have no idea how it is harmed because I do not remind to make nothing that it could him have wounded today it pie.

 

[marypops!]

English: We're going on a trip in our favourite rocket ship, zooming through the sky, Little Einsteins! Climb aboard and get ready to explore there's so much to find, Little Einsteins! We're going on a mission start the count down. Five, Four, Three Two One! Everyone to rocket rev it up now. Vrroooooooooom. We're goin on a trip in out favourite rocket ship, zooming through the sky, Little Einsteins! Climb aboard get ready to explore, there's so much to find, Little Einsteins! Come on, let's go, Little Einsteins. We Need You, Little Einsteins, Yeah!

Engrish: We the sky, passing by Einsteins a little, have gone in travelling of the boat of the rocket of our tastes which zoom! Do the preparation which has the fact that rising, it explores there, Einsteins finds a little! We with start of delegation have entered calculation down state. 5 and 4, 321! Everyone now to of rocket rev that. Vrroooooooooom. We the sky, passing by Einsteins a little, are goin of travelling of the boat of the rocket of the taste which zooms! Rise there where it explores, does preparation which is Einsteins to find a little the so! The [a], Einsteins probably will go a little. We can obtain, Einsteins, a little, need!

 

[Master Gracy]

Hi Im Andy,
my life revolves around wicked and the wizard of oz.
Im Irish and like disney and funnel cake which you can not get in ireland, that makes me sad. Funnel cake makes me happy though, and I hope to get some more soon.

turned into:

my fave, traditional chinese:
Feeds Im Andy, my life revolves evilly to experience dangers with the Austria this empire records. The Im Ireland language and likes you to be unable to obtain in Ireland's Disney and the funnel cake, that sign I am sad. The funnel cake causes me to be happy though, and I hoped very quickly obtains some.

korean:
Goodbye the ImAndy is wicked and in surroundings of five cu wizards, my life it revolves. The Im the child land and the funnel cake which you will get inside Northern Ireland and that D cu ni together production sad B. It goes out and by the funnel cake it is happy and it makes but, I hope the fact that compared to it gets in small quantity quickly.

russian:
Hi My it Andy, life revolves around wicked and the wizard of ounce. By the it Irish and as disney and the cake of funnel you cannot obtain in Ireland, those models 4 sad. The cake of funnel makes me happy however, and I hope to obtain some more soon.

 

[pigletgirl]

I'm very tired and I want to go back to bed. -- Normal

Got the same thing?

 

[C.J. Sparrow]

English-
I am eating a ham sandwich for lunch.

Engrish-
I eat the ham sandwich for lunch.

...meh

English-
Come
As you are
As you were
As I want you to be
As a friend
As a friend
As a known memory

Engrish-
With me who come as the memory which is known we want being made the friend, as a friend as the sea urchin been, being to be

SEA URCHIN?!!

 

[C.J. Sparrow]

English-
I went to a computer gaming class today (it's a career thing) and I got a free Webkin. Webkinz are fun.

Engrish-
As for me today when it does to the class of computer gambling (that thing of the carrier), as for me obtained free Webkin. Webkinz is the pleasure.

Computer gambling?!

 

[eeyore.luver<3]

My name is Selina and I play soccer. I also write poetry and I'm working on my first novel.



My name is Selina, I do the soccer. In addition as for me you write poetry, have tackled my first novel.

 

[TinkInPink]

Hi i love harry potter. today i started my online gym course

french (i speak french and in french it does make sense)
Hello the love of I devastate trail me today began my course in line of room of gymnastics

Japanese
Today as for potter present me of I love Halley course of my online gymnastics was begun

this can only lead to endless amounts of fun
pwnage!