Engrishify your English sentence

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

Each morning I get up I die a little, Can barely stand on my feet
Take a look in the mirror and cry Lord what you're doing to me
I have spent all my years in believing you
But I just can't get no relief, Lord!
Somebody, somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?

For each morning I stand die myself little, can on my feet taking a view in the mirror hardly stand up and cry lord which you me do, whom I spent all my years, if I believed you, but I do not know no discharge, lord straight received! Someone, someone to box everyone find me someone, in order to love?

 

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

shush jamie i use the word prod.

NOOO!!

Your my hero.

 

[patchesmommy]

help?

 

[C.J. Sparrow]

English:
Hi. My name is C.J., and frog legs taste nasty.

Engrish:
Today. My name is C.J., taste makes the frog foot troublesome.

What.

 

[patchesmommy]

I got it.

 

[marypops!]

according to everyone on the DIS, i have an awesome accent. Now to add another video

Japanese: Following to everyone of DIS, I possess the accent of the just you are surprised. In order to add Imabetsu video: p

 

[BabyPiglet]

*lmao*

______________

Poke or Prod.

Poke or Rammar

 

[Wannahockaloogie]

This is SO much fun!!

In English: My favorite card game is solitare, Bull and Spoons. But I also Love Go Fish. What is your favorite card game?

Re Translated: The tramp game of my favortie is solitare, Bull, and the spoon. But in addition as for me the fish which goes and loves. Is the tramp game of your faveorite what?

*wow*

I'm gonna go do this again!!

 

[BabyPiglet]

TRAMP!?
*lmao*

 

[patchesmommy]

English

Do or do not. There is no try.


French

C gold C not. There is No try.

 

[polysisterchick]

-My name is Rachel. I'm obsessed with my stuffed hippo. His name is Walton. Walton and I are gonig to the park tomorrow. Would you like to come?

--My name is Rachel. I the hippopotamus which stuffs am occupied by me the thoughts. His name is Walton. Walton and I will go to the park tomorrow. You must come?

-I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves. Everybody's nerves. I know a song that get's on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes.

--I the song which all gets the nerve is Iss. All nerve. I song is Iss and all he gets the nerve, this peels is thin, as and.

 

[patchesmommy]

english

My name is Elizabeth. I love my Webkinz. I have a beagle and a bull frog. Their names are scampers and jessie.

german

My name is Elizabeth. I love my Webkinz. I have A beagle and A bulletin frog. Their of names of acres scampers and jessie.

 

[ktbutterfly2011]

Today. My name is Katie. This it is pleasant the straw raincoat way, seems the way. I must show this in my friend. Especially my friend トニー. He and me when being pleasant, pass the fact that this is done.

aka. Hi. My name is Katie. This is fun. I'll have to show this to my friends. Especially my friend Tony. He and I would have fun doing this.

 

[DerangedAboutDisney]

I am typing a message to demonstrate that this translator is flawed. Of course, the sentence I'll use will need to be hand selected. Well, I'll just use this one.

I this translator have typed message in order to show the fact that the damage has been done. As for the sentence which naturally, I use it is necessary to be carefully selected. It is good, I exactly use this one.

Wow... who would've though I had fun with a translator? lol.

 

[PatriotsRule]

English: Thank you very much, C.J. Sparrow, you have given me yet another website for me to waste the day away on lol. Anyway, I'm PatriotsRule, and I love Pirates of the Caribbean and Naruto, among other things, of course. Like Stawberry-Kiwi Snapple, for instance.

Russian: The many thanks, CH.ZH. sparrow, you give to me yet another website for me in order to rastochitel'stvovat' day away on lol. In bast the case, I will be PatriotsRule, and I love pirates caribbean and Naruto, by the way, of course. As Stashberry-.Kivi Snapple, for instance.

 

[keypooh90]

English: Hello, I am Carrielee. I love High School Musical, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, and Hannah Montana. I volunteer at a zoo and children's hospital.

French: Hello. I am Carrielee. I like musical college, the life of continuation of Zack and Cody, and Hannah Montana. I offer to a zoo and the hospital of the children.

 

[BabyPiglet]

Today. My name is Katie. This it is pleasant the straw raincoat way, seems the way. I must show this in my friend. Especially my friend トニー. He and me when being pleasant, pass the fact that this is done.

aka. Hi. My name is Katie. This is fun. I'll have to show this to my friends. Especially my friend Tony. He and I would have fun doing this.

Straw Raincoat! lol.

 

[keypooh90]

English: Ashley Tisdale is my role-model, also Vanessa Hudgens. I love finding fan videos of them on you-tube. Do you like you tube?

Russian: Ashley Tisdale Will be my roll -.model6h, also Vanessa Hudgens. I love to find videos their fan on you -.probke. Does make you it does love you plug?

(WTH?)

 

[BabyPiglet]

English: Ashley Tisdale is my role-model, also Vanessa Hudgens. I love finding fan videos of them on you-tube. Do you like you tube?

Russian: Ashley Tisdale Will be my roll -.model6h, also Vanessa Hudgens. I love to find videos their fan on you -.probke. Does make you it does love you plug?

(WTH?)

*lmao*

 

[Hollister]

i wish i could speak fluently in another language. my mom is sleeping and i found a camcorder in her closet. that's cool, so is refridgerator. im going to get something to eat.
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I wish this I fluently in another language could speak my mom sleep and I found camcorder in its cupboard which chilly, this way refridgerator are im will something bring to eat