That's the announcement - 'we'd like to announce we're disowning JarJar Binks Duggar, as she's recently become a heathen - notice she's wearing pants. If you'd like her, you can pick her up outside the Today show studios, dowry check payable to JimBob Duggar.'
How about... they're adopting the Gosselin kids? I'm all about the cross promotions - and you know OfJimBob is jealous of pumping out 6 at once. If she'd done that... what's she been pregnant, 16 times? 17? Even if she could've had sextuplets just half the time...