9-31 Tuesday Grand K (Yes I know its Cayman, Im lazy remember)
Even with turning the clock back and hour and getting an extra hour of sleep... guess who was up bright and early, with NO hangover might I add. YUP Me.. you guessed it. Early worm gets the coffee.. with Kalua. I couldnt sleep, darn noise we heard while on deck 1 just woke me up (you would have thought with all that alcohol I would have slept till our 2nd day at
Castaway Cay LOL) Nope 530am I was up and hitting the beverage station.
I make my way back to our room and figure our laundry basket is getting filled might as well do a load. Wasnt planning on it thats why I brought so much stuff, but figure if I dont do it now were all going to run out of underwear! But like any OCVP I did pack some detergent and a roll of quarters just in case. I grab our laundry and figure out the closest laundry mat on board is deck 2. Perfect Im the 1st crazy person up at the crack of dawn and find I have the place to myself.
I do a small load of whites darks, colors whatever was in that basket I just throw it all in.(I called it the Marine Corps special cuz at home when E does laundry he just stuffs as much as he can to make loads... I think its his way of getting me mad so I tell him not to do it any more.. haha I have learned his lil game and am fine with whatever he does as long as its getting done I dont care)
OH sorry way off on a tangent there... where was I... OH yes the laundry throw it all in. I attempted to just stay there and wait for it, to throw in the dryer so I brought the laptop and worked on my trip report. It worked out well for the wash cycle and then put the clothes in the dryer. Then realized I hadnt charged the laptop for a bit and after rereading last nights "adventures" decided I best run back to the room to plug in and work on more.
Before long Im paragraphs in my novel (ok short story) and we get a knock at the door. I had no clue who the heck could be at our door so I was a little hesitant to answer. Then heard those lovely words, ROOM SERVICE. OH YA we did order that last night huh, vague memory trying to think of WHAT we ordered... Anyhow I yell hold on a second and try and get the darn safe open to get money out to tip. I finally open the door for the guy and in he brings a HUGE caring tray. I try and clean up our table basically throwing f/e gifts to the floor (sorry people had food to make room for) I tip him and out he goes. Right on queue the phone rings, once, twice, finally E grabs it. He no longer puts it to his ear that it slams it back on the cradle. I said wth? He said that darn mouse is way to perky this early in the am. Well apparently that DARN Mouse didnt like getting hung up on so he called back. I got it this time, caught it in time to put to speaker for him to say Lots to do today ehhhehhee. click
Suffice to say all 3 of my mens... were still fast asleep. So I did what any nice mom would do.. I started yelling... I told them to get up its time to eat time to get ready we have stuff to do bla bla bla.... Eventually they got up, they werent happy about it but they got up and thats all that mattered. We turned on the tv and I think watched Zack and Cody. I was busy slathering bagels with cream cheese, pouring coffee and Kalua. The boys had cereal and milk, and donuts, breakfast of champions.
We all get ready for the day & I send E up to get the laundry out of the dryer, and finish getting our bag ready for Grand K day. We then go and meet in promenade lounge for our 915am excursion to do the submarine tour.
We get our Sebastian sticker and follow our guide.
We had a nice lil tender over to the main land.. errr island. Along the way we see a PIRATE SHIP docked.. wth? So we had the pirate excursion booked then they canked it about a week or so before sail away. Get to Grand K and looky that theirs a PIRATE EXCURSION going on...
can you said MIFFED.. ya that was me.
Anyhow, back to the 2nd choice excursion we had to pick......We walk about 3blocks and get right on the sub. Our tour operators are somewhat funny. We see some stingrays, all kinds of different fish, and a couple shipwrecks along with some goodyears and firestones LOL.
After the hr tour, we get back to the island and find it to be sprinkling just a tad. The kids decide they want to go back to the clubs (we are really glad they like them but geez for the love of god spend some time with the people that brought ya why dont ya LOL) We really want them to enjoy the island. So we deny their request. We start walking around the lil market area and find this sales/tour guy. He tells us he will take us to the Rum factory, Hell and 7mile beach, and the turtle farm... ok Not sure what his price was I cant remember but we talk him down a bit and the 8 of us all get on (oh ya we were with Tonya and her crew for this too... you know we are like extended family) well whatever his price (I think $50 for the 4 of us) was ended up being WAY TO MUCH for him.
We ended up grabbing a tour and regretting it
somewhat. He wasnt bad just that we were on super speed and his free access to places well was like buying a bootleg video
HORRIBLE. While on our way to the 1st stop he is still trying to grab more people for the already packed van.
Finally the guys all start tell him if he doesnt go were all getting off. He eventually takes off. 1st stop, 7mile beach.. Perfect we wanted to go there.. But well with time to swim.. oh no time for that.. he only allows us time to run off and get a pic.
Apparently we were the only ones that wanted a pic there, as the others in our bus just wanted to get to the next stop, the Rum Factory (dont get me wrong the rest of us do to just that we want to enjoy it all!)
The Rum factory. Perfect if we didnt have the boys. They all were complaining, even E. Once we got the free rum going we all felt better... well except for the kids. WHAT, No we didnt give them any
We did give them lots of cake though LOL. That place was a mad house too.. not an original Tortuga factory just some hole in the wall.. OH WELL we got our drink on. Thought I had done enough shots last night. Apparently that was just my warm up for today. After we were all rumed out.. ok more like tired of hearing the boys complain (and who could blame them though, right)
lil Bob Marley
Across the way our guide shows us the turtle place and were like ok where do we go in... and he said OH no you dont go in.. You just look through the fence. YOUR KIDDING ME, RIGHT? No that was his "FREE" access to the turtle farm.
I think at this point T, Mike and E all look at each other and just start laughing. YES, we got taken on a ride all right. So we roll with it and make the best of it. What can we do now? Mike and E hold the boys up so they all can see the turtles. And before long our tour is waiting for us to move along.
Next stop HELL, I always told my friend and family I would go there. Just never thought so soon or with my whole family.
Thankfully T had her camera as mine died, and I forgot the extra battery (some drunk person forgot to charge the battery and pack the bag with the spare) So we take all the touristy type pics while we are in Hell.
Told you they were lil devils
Devil, who?
Run in the gift shop and get some post cards and mail to our moms (figured since they are church go-ers they would get a kick out of their heathen of children being in HELL LOL) I also get a shot glass, a thimble for my mom, and E a shirt. Oh and we do an exchange for some Grand K money also. Oh look at that its time to get back on the bus.
(Thats what E collects).
We do some driving and got shown some schools, and homes etc. The boys all see they look NOTHING like theirs and I think got a lil lesson on being thankful for what you have. (See we didnt see the luxury homes, they would have been singing a different tune if so.. heck I would have too LOL.) Then we get taken back to Georgetown and end of tour. Would have been cheaper to rent a car I figured out oh well... NEXT TIME!!.
a tad cheaper back home
We hit a souvenir shop and get more stuff, shirts, xmas ornament, shot glass, the boys each get a stuffed animal.
Me and my new best friend LOL
Then we hear the Im hungry whine. I said lets go back on ship and eat for free... but E said by the time we do that and tender back and forth it will be time to get back on the boat.. TRUE. SO where does any good parent go to feed their kids... why yes Margaretville.
What they have a slide and a pool LOL. We sit down order and the kids beg to go in the pool. How can you say no they just went on a 2hour tour that probably was totally boring for them. T and I take the boys to the pool, and the guys wait for the food and drink (Margarita for me). Eventually we pull them out of the pool and we all eat. After that we part ways with T and family.
Next Up: 7miles of swimming & Lighting up the Pirate Party