Dedicated to LexMelinda
For those of you that have no idea why I'm talking about this, I had gone on a girls weekend last May with a friend of mine that I worked/lived with while on the college program back in 2002. I have no shame admitting that back in the day I was a Britney fan and it sort of became an inside joke in our apartment - anything that related to Britney. I started writing a trip report for the girls weekend but never finished (shame on me) so as requested this is the "Britney update".
So fast forward to this trip, I was looking something up for the House of Blues Orlando when I saw that Britney Spears (aka the M&M's) were going to have a concert one of the nights we'd be in town! And the tickets were only $25!! I called my friend immediately and she thought it would be awesome (and hysterical) to go. You know, that whole "watching a train wreck" phenomenon.
Here is a pic of my friend and I at PI during this same trip (I'm on the right):
So on this day, my friend and I hit the parks during the day. We did a lot of park hopping and my pictures weren't very helpful but regardless we headed back to the resort to get beautiful for Britney. I completely forget what time the concert was supposed to start - I'm thinking 7 or 8. But I had to pick up the tickets from will call so we got there pretty early. I'd say close to 5. Well am I glad we did. There was no line to pick up the tickets but the line to get inside was already wrapped around the side and back of the building! It was insane! They weren't letting anyone in yet so my friend and I just hung out in line for what seemed like forever.
Finally about 20 minutes til showtime they started letting people in and the line moved very slowly. If you have ever been to the HoB, you may be familiar with their bag search. Where they practically do a strip search on every guest before they let you inside? Well tonight they obviously would not let cameras in - even if you just had it in your bag, they would not let you in the club. Thank goodness I didn't bring mine with me, for later or something.
The HoB is relatively small, especially if you are there for a concert. The dance floor area was already pretty full and we wanted a seat so we grabbed 2 barstools towards the back on the 1st level - very near the bar (for those that have been there). Once seated, I went and got my friend and I a couple beers. And waited. Again, can't remember what time the show was supposed to start but I do know that it started an hour later than it was supposed to. Shocking right?
So now the fun part. Britney appeared and the crowd went insane! I mean, huge cheers and "I love you Brit's" were being flown all over the place. And that was just from me!
j/k
So here are a couple pics I found online but they are identical to what I saw:
Brit (we go way back so I can call her that) was accompanied by I think 5 dancers. She sang "Hit Me Baby", "Overprotected", "Slave 4 You" (I think), "Do Something", and another song that I can't think of. That's right. Only 5 songs.
Well somewhere around her 3rd or 4th song, the CD skipped and actually stopped playing for a second. And wouldn't you know, Brit stopped singing too! Yes, I know this will surprise a lot of you but Britney was lip-synching for the concert. I read a couple news articles about the show after I got home and it mentioned this fiasco and said that people were booing and hissing. I honestly heard none of that. Actually the cheers got louder when it happened and she just laughed and kept dancing until the music came back on and then she started "singing" again. I mean the club isn't that big. You would have been able to hear boo's.
And a lot of people were giving her flack because she didn't have her 6-pack anymore and she was "fat". Well I will say this, she didn't look fat to me at all, she looked a little untoned in the belly area (compared to her previously) and the outfits she wore were NOT flattering to say the least. Truth be told, I would love to be as "fat" as Britney. Her "hair" was pretty nasty though.
I will say something positive about her show that she could not fake. And that is her dancing. She may not have been singing for real, but she was shakin' it and dancing across that stage! It was good though.
Overall, the concert was entertaining and I am very glad that my friend and I went. If I had spent more than $25 I would have been not so happy.