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pooh muffins.....


I ate a soy hot dog.
Let that sink in.
a Hot Dog made of soy. And they were expensive.
The taste or the texture. Which do you want to hear about first?
I'll make it easy. GROSS!
I dumped the rest of the not-dogs into my Golden Retreiver's bowl snubbed them.
Dogs who sniff BUTTS and eat maxi pads didn't want my soy dogs. In fact, they gave me a "look" like:![]()
My attempt to add more soy is going WELL.
( My dog likes maxi pads too)I ate a soy hot dog.
Let that sink in.
a Hot Dog made of soy. And they were expensive.
The taste or the texture. Which do you want to hear about first?
I'll make it easy. GROSS!
I dumped the rest of the not-dogs into my Golden Retreiver's bowl snubbed them.
Dogs who sniff BUTTS and eat maxi pads didn't want my soy dogs. In fact, they gave me a "look" like:![]()
My attempt to add more soy is going WELL.
Okay Wendy, I literally laughed out loud. Y'all are going to get me FIRED!!
Soy hot dogs sound like they would taste about like my tussin from Monday.


Me either UM... then again, I have a "thing" about puking.
I read somewhere that they make them do that (weigh w/out a shirt on) as part of the process, kind of like an accountability thing. From what I read, the weigh-in isn't real anyhow, they weighed them before and that scale is fake.
Soy dog dipped in tussin. Mmm-mmm good.![]()