I ate a soy hot dog.
Let that sink in.
a Hot Dog made of
soy. And they were expensive.
The taste or the texture. Which do you want to hear about first?
I'll make it easy. GROSS!
I dumped the rest of the not-dogs into my Golden Retreiver's bowl snubbed them.
Dogs who sniff BUTTS and eat
maxi pads didn't want my soy dogs. In fact, they gave me a "look" like:
My attempt to add more soy is going WELL.