Deranged Wishes..

[pfishgirl]

It's been a while since I have seen an active Wishes game...

Here are the rules... You make a Wish, the next poster grants it, BUT at a cost... Then makes a wish of their own..


EXP: I wish for a Car..

Granted: but, on the way home all four tires went flat in a snowstorm

Got it? OK Good luck

Here goes:



I wish I had a Candy Bar...

 

[Soarin08]

Granted, but you will gain 500 pounds after eating it.

I wish it could be summertime all year long.....

 

[pfishgirl]

Granted: but suntan lotion doesn't come in an SPF..

I wish it would stop raining

 

[Soarin08]

Granted, but it never rains again and a horrific drought dries up the entire earth and everyone starves to death because no more food can be grown.

I wish I had a new pair of high heeled shoes.....

 

[pfishgirl]

Granted.. BUT... they were such high heeled you were not use to walking in them and you fell and broke Both your ankels and couldnt be in the Parade


I wish.. we could get a dog

 

[Soarin08]

Granted.... but he chews up the rocking chair that was passed down from your great-great grandmother that you treasured more than anything else you own.

I wish I could travel to NYC at Christmastime....

 

[pfishgirl]

Granted... but.. there was a super duper snow storm and the snow was piled so high you couldn't get through the tunnel and were stuck for days and not a single station would come on the radio


I wish.. DH would stop snoring so I can get some sleep

 

[Soarin08]

Granted..... but now you start snoring and he refuses to sleep in the same house as you because your snoring is so loud.

I wish money grew on trees.....

 

[Soarin08]

*ignore* Stupid double post....

 

[pfishgirl]

Granted: But the money blooms on the tree once every 75 years


I wish... I had a video camera

 

[Soarin08]

Granted.... but you end up in jail for videoing your neighbors without their knowledge and putting the video on YouTube.

I wish I didn't have to get up early on the days I work.....

 

[pfishgirl]

Granted: however, since you dont go to work early, you now have extra amount of work to do and have to stay extra late to finish it all and get home and are so exhausted but still have to take care of your family and pets

It's been fun, but I really need some sleep myself, Thanks for playing..



I wish... I could go on an all expenses paid.. Vacation...

 

[Soarin08]

Granted.... but you didn't read the fine print and you end up having to pay those expenses back since you stayed one extra day... so you're now out $10,000.

Ok, well, good night!! I've always liked this game.

I wish I had a private airplane...

 

[pfishgirl]

Wow.. no one played today?

I've always liked this game too


ok sooo....

Granted, however.. the plane is only a model of a private plane


I wish.. I owned an island

 

[MuskratSusie]

Granted, however it'll be covered in water when the tide is too high...

I wish I could own a few more Les Paul Guitars

 

[pfishgirl]

Granted: but then.. there was a freak accident and all your fingers get caught in the strings of the guitars and your fingers break

I wish.. I could fly

 

[Metro West]

Granted: but stay out of the way of airplanes

I wish I had a swimming pool.

 

[CCIntrigue]

Granted -- but you can't fill it with water for several years because of the severe drought.

I wish I weren't sick on Christmas so I could be with my family!

 

[pfishgirl]

Granted -- but you can't fill it with water for several years because of the severe drought.

I wish I weren't sick on Christmas so I could be with my family!

Granted: but... they all changed their beliefs and Christmas was cancelled

im sorry youre sick


I wish... I could go on a cruise

 

[MuskratSusie]

Granted, but it got cancelled due to bad weather..

I wish I could have a baby grand piano