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[JC1984]

I think I would just have the bartender call me a cab this is all too much to process...the fact I am on Wookiepedia reading the life story of Jabba is a problem...
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jabba_Desilijic_Tiure

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Dan, is this what you’re talking about?

 

[londontime]

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Pretty much how all my family greet each other chief. Brace yourself for January.

 

[londontime]

I think I would just have the bartender call me a cab this is all too much to process...the fact I am on Wookiepedia reading the life story of Jabba is a problem...
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jabba_Desilijic_Tiure

You old romantic, trying to chat him up first

 

[declansdad]

dealers choice mate

 

[declansdad]

Pretty much how all my family greet each other chief. Brace yourself for January.

 

[CapeCodTenor]

Morning dads from a chilly, but slated to be gorgeous Orlando. 55 coming in this morning, which is a bit brisk for my tastes. Supposed to be 88 this afternoon. Ahhhh, that's more like it.

Mmmmm 88 degrees. Can't wait for warmer temps here in the England of New.

I'll be glad when travel restrictions ease up and y'all can make it down here again. I know you're really coming to see me and not the mouse.

I can't wait until all this COVID stuff is done and over with....CCT needs a vacation.

But.... bacon's the best part!

Isn't is always?

You have no idea. I've had to shovel twice last 24 hours.

I shouldn't laugh, but that's funny. Mother Nature just doesn't want to give up.

I have cousins who did that. She sold her business, he quit his job, they sold their house and their car, bought a truck and a 5th wheel and toured North America for a year.

That's awesome! I wanted to do something similar and tour Europe when I got out of the Navy but didn't have the money. Man I regret not doing that.

Morning Gents,
Biological warfare has run its course through the Farmstead. Youngest son came down with a bug. Vomit everywhere all over the bed. Oldest son gets it the next night. Vomit everywhere all over the bed. Then the adults. Glad it’s over usually those 24 hrs bugs hit you hot and heavy. I was lucky to be the only one not to puke.

Jeeze, dude. That's horrible.

 

[docsoliday1]

No. Think of Jabba as an appetiser.

Ummm....lemme think about that for a picosecond.....


NO!

 

[JC1984]

You old romantic, trying to chat him up first

Nah I am good I will be back this Friday when the game is stepped up and Mrs. The Hutt better not be there!

 

[AirGoofy]

Another busy day at work followed by tennis practice. It's certainly keeping me distracted.

Thanks again guys for the prayers, thoughts, wishes & humor to get through the day.

And the hits just keep on coming. Sorry, man.

Morning boys from a sunny London. Windsor store opened yesterday, so coming up to breathe.


Sorry bud, looks like you are getting it from all sides. Bacon, Man hugs and Mickey bars for you.

They have just opened up 45+ here, so I have numero uno tomorrow, and duo on Jun 30. Bacon and Man Hugs for you.

Your honour, my client was merely responding to a tee up that was just begging to be swung at.
How did the visits go? Some of those places looked expensive. Bacon and Man hugs for you.

Bacon and Man hugs for you, and particularly for your washing machine.

I think we wore roller skates to even things up a bit. I'll stick with my selection. I am a man of my word. As clearly I am in a benevolent mood, even though you mocked the Habs, Man hugs for you. You have to earn your bacon back.

Congrats on the continued case of addonitis. Bacon and Man Hugs for you.

Anyone else, I'll just toss some bacon and man hugs on the pile, feel free to pick em up.

Have a great day chaps.

praying

Morning, Gents! Day off for me then back to working in a primary care office tomorrow. All's well so far. Have a good day.

TTFN



I think Mother Nature's drunk.



Isn't it, though? Man that'd be awesome. If I remember correctly, they quit their jobs to travel for one year but kept on going. I'd love to have done something like that when I was younger. Actually, I'd love to do that now, but life got in the way.



Congrats on getting the 2nd dose. Your 3rd arm? Well, that's another matter. It could come in handy, you know.



Canada needs to step up their game.



That's quite the change...glad the move went well for you.



I remember those vacation picture watching parties, except for me and it was with my grandparents.



Man, that's...wow. My prayers go out for support, my friend.

I'm glad you got the arrangements made. That's at least one less thing on your plate. Let us know how we can help.



Excellent. One step closer to Disney trips.



I seem to do that a lot.



Well, he enjoyed the campus. It is nice, although kind of in the middle of nowhere. The school is ridiculously expensive, though, so he knows he needs a lot of help if he's going to end up there.



Could be worse. You could have chosen the Flyers. Yeesh.



This is wrong and an abomination. I am outraged at Mother Nature on your behalf.



Ugh. Stomach bugs are the worst. I'd take a thousand head colds over one stomach flu.

Morning Gents,
Biological warfare has run its course through the Farmstead. Youngest son came down with a bug. Vomit everywhere all over the bed. Oldest son gets it the next night. Vomit everywhere all over the bed. Then the adults. Glad it’s over usually those 24 hrs bugs hit you hot and heavy. I was lucky to be the only one not to puke.

Sorry to hear about your Dad. Praying for strength for you and your family.

Beach weather. I would be in shorts and flip flops in 55. Hence why I only visit FL in January.

Glad to see you back @londontime. Missed your humor and wittiness!

Well I have been sitting at the bar for over a week waiting for it to shut down and at this point who knows who I will take home...

Go for the one in the middle. If you seeing double, there is a good chance you'll get one.

Not quite. Despite already giving away the punchline...

Three explorers, deep in the African jungle are captured by an undiscovered tribe.
The chief says to the first explorer (Don't ask me how they spoke the same language)
"Will you choose death, or Bunga Bunga?"
The man, frightened out of his wits says "Bunga Bunga!"
And he is then sodomized by several of the tribesmen.
The chief says to the second explorer
"Will you choose death, or Bunga Bunga?"
The man, clearly struggling, replies. "I do not wish the ignominy of Bunga Bunga, but... I have a wife and children. Better to suffer this outrageous act than to die and never see them!"
And he is then sodomized by several of the tribesmen.
The chief says to the third explorer
"Will you choose death, or Bunga Bunga?"
The third man holds his head up proudly and declares
"I am a man! I will not submit to having myself depraved in this manner! I choose.... Death!"
The chief says...
"So be it. Death!... By Bunga Bunga!"

That joke really gets you in the end.

 

[pkondz]

Nice to see I've been back for 14 hours and dragged the tone back down

You have that affect on... everything.

I definitely wouldn't need more than a minute with that

Jabba gets your gears turning, does he?

Pretty much how all my family greet each other chief. Brace yourself for January.

You old romantic, trying to chat him up first

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And.... there it is!

I shouldn't laugh, but that's funny. Mother Nature just doesn't want to give up.

Yeah... Ha. Ha.
Now (and no, I'm not kidding) I'm about to go out and shovel for the 5th time in 2 days.

That joke really gets you in the end.

 

[londontime]

Morning fellas from a sunny and bright mother country. Got my super serum this morning, I guess they send my vibranium shield with a Union Jack on it through DHL.
Looking forward to meeting Peggy Carter. Or Black Widow. Or Gamora. Or Captain Marvel. Or Scarlet Witch. Or Ayo. Or Wasp. Or Maria Hill. Pepper Potts can jog on though, she might try and sell me one of those funny candles.

Nah I am good I will be back this Friday when the game is stepped up and Mrs. The Hutt better not be there!

Yeah, you wouldn't want to be the ham in that particular sandwich.
Hope everyone's recovered from the lurgie that was rippin through your household.

You have that affect on... everything.

I know! And you get it for free! You're welcome!

Jabba gets your gears turning, does he?

Always fancied myself as a trophy husband, so I guess so.

You better pray I've got enough points for separate rooms, homeboy.

Catching up with emails today, so that's gonna be about as fun as Orlando Airport immigration when 3 jumbos land at the same time.
Have a great day fellas.

 

[CapeCodTenor]

Morning, Gents! Off to a primary care office today for another 10 hour day. Have good day.

TTFN

Yeah... Ha. Ha.
Now (and no, I'm not kidding) I'm about to go out and shovel for the 5th time in 2 days.

Wow. Well, my friend, know that at some point Mother Nature will give up and move on.

 

[pkondz]

Morning, gents.
A little over an hour left in the shift. Looking forward to some shut-eye.

Morning fellas from a sunny and bright mother country. Got my super serum this morning, I guess they send my vibranium shield with a Union Jack on it through DHL.
Looking forward to meeting Peggy Carter. Or Black Widow. Or Gamora. Or Captain Marvel. Or Scarlet Witch. Or Ayo. Or Wasp. Or Maria Hill. Pepper Potts can jog on though, she might try and sell me one of those funny candles.

I wouldn't kick Pepper Potts out of the bed for lighting a candle. Your standards are too high.

Always fancied myself as a trophy husband, so I guess so.

Wow. Well, my friend, know that at some point Mother Nature will give up and move on.

Looks like the worst has passed now. Snow's stopped falling. I'm hoping when I get home that last night's shoveling doesn't have to be repeated this morning.

 

[londontime]

I wouldn't kick Pepper Potts out of the bed for lighting a candle. Your standards are too high.

Have you seen the price of those candles?

 

[declansdad]

 

[londontime]

Morning, Ms Potts.....

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Morning, Ms Potts.....

Smoke ‘em if you got them...

 

[pkondz]

Have you seen the price of those candles?

Did you see those legs?

 

[declansdad]

Have you seen the price of those candles?

Well it does smell like her vajayjay, so I've read.