I'd rather "abc" than "xyz"

[Forevermarypoppins]

I'd rather rake the leaves out from the sides of our sheds and from under our pine trees and then go over them with a lawn mower
than look outside 3 days later and see about 12 inches of lake effect snow outside knowing the snow blower is not ready , nor going to be easy to get out of my shed!!

 

[gmi3804]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

 

[wvjules]

I'd rather be "woke" than asleep.