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Two guys are sitting at a bar. One guy says to the other, "Do you know that lions have sex 10 or 15 times a night?". The other guy says, "Damn, I just joined the Rotary Club."
 
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Testing...

I don't know... I'm not sure it is going to be any quicker from a TR standpoint. I always try to type my updates in word so that I can save them and I just insert the PB links with the code in that document so all I have to do is copy and paste. Doing it this way for a TR could be a huge PITA, but it is nice for doing just a picture here or there.
There was complaining on the tech board about TRs that were posted after writing in Word. I usually write mine on the board then save it to my clip board. I have noticed a letters and punctuation messed up on my report but nothing too major and nothing I'm going back to fix. Scan yours and see how bad it is.
 

A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The Screwdriver responds, "You have a drink named Murray?"
:thumbsup2 :rotfl::rotfl:

Anyone know how to frigging multi quote. I can't figure it out.

Right hand side of the post click the +Quote button..... OR highlight the portion of the persons post you'd like to quote then a box will pop up saying QUOTE (multi) or REPLY (single)
 
Now back off topic, A Priest, a Rabbi and an Evangelical Preacher walk into a bar...
The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
So a bartender walks into a Church, a Synagog and a Temple. He then realized that he has no idea how to tell a joke.
:lmao:




Two guys walk into a bar...



The third one was smart enough to duck.
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A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The Screwdriver responds, "You have a drink named Murray?"

Two guys are sitting at a bar. One guy says to the other, "Do you know that lions have sex 10 or 15 times a night?". The other guy says, "Damn, I just joined the Rotary Club."
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In a bar in a remote Alaskan town, a newcomer hears people yell out numbers (#23!, #56, etc.) and then everyone laughs. He asks the guy next to him what's going on, and he says the jokes have been told so many times, people just yell out their numbers instead of retelling them. So he yells out #27! but nobody laughs. The guy next to him says, "Some people can tell a joke, and some people can't."
 
:thumbsup2 :rotfl::rotfl:

Right hand side of the post click the +Quote button..... OR highlight the portion of the persons post you'd like to quote then a box will pop up saying QUOTE (multi) or REPLY (single)

Still doesn't work. Clicked the +Quote on multiple posts then hit reply on the last post I am quoting (after I hit the +Quote) and only that message came up. Same when I highlighted text and did +Quote. WT?

And stop with the joke meme. Someone is going to turn me into the Mods and get me kicked off because I wandered off topic.
 
Still doesn't work. Clicked the +Quote on multiple posts then hit reply on the last post I am quoting (after I hit the +Quote) and only that message came up. Same when I highlighted text and did +Quote. WT?

And stop with the joke meme. Someone is going to turn me into the Mods and get me kicked off because I wandered off topic.

Click insert quote at the bottom instead of reply.

You can even use it to multi quote from other threads. You've probably got several that will pop up now.
 
And stop with the joke meme. Someone is going to turn me into the Mods and get me kicked off because I wandered off topic.
So a horse from the Tri-Circle-D ranch at Fort Wilderness walks into the Tambu Lounge at the Poly. The bartender says "why the long face?"

See? It's all about Disney, so it totally on topic!
 
Click the +Quote link and when you click Reply it will pop up and ask you id you want to include the quotes.

Right hand side of the post click the +Quote button..... OR highlight the portion of the persons post you'd like to quote then a box will pop up saying QUOTE (multi) or REPLY (single)

Click insert quote at the bottom instead of reply.

You can even use it to multi quote from other threads. You've probably got several that will pop up now.

Figured it out. The problem was cookies were disabled so it wouldn't let me multi quote.

So a horse from the Tri-Circle-D ranch at Fort Wilderness walks into the Tambu Lounge at the Poly. The bartender says "why the long face?"

See? It's all about Disney, so it totally on topic!

Better. Just don't tell the one about Minnie being crazy.
 
I've got a kid home from school so I might have to do some blitzing today too.


Stay strong. Spring and short short weather is coming.

Yeah that was me yesterday with the little one at home. Boss offered to make it my day off and I go into work tomorrow. Ummm. No.

Up here short weather is only a month away.


The key point from this experience would be don't go to bed early. :rotfl2:
I dunno, the sleep was rather welcome, after the near all nighter with Amelia's flu bug. I've dealt with enough drama in the past year don't need others.
 
Good afternoon from central Indiana.

It's been quite a while since I last posted in here. Thought I would join the fun, at least once, for this particular thread!
 
Good afternoon from central Indiana.

It's been quite a while since I last posted in here. Thought I would join the fun, at least once, for this particular thread!
Hey Christopher! Just like old times around here!
 












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