DIS Dads DDC XXX: Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike, What Day Is It Mike?

[Captain_Oblivious]

Just wait til you hear what happens when he makes a twosie!

WARNING!!!!! WARNING!!!!

We have been infiltrated again!!! Batten down the hatches!!!

Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall! Cancel the three ring circus! Secure all animals in the zoo--

Actually pitterpint23, this is the best and safest part of the DIS.

Exactly. Grab a beer, and let 'er rip. Like Darcy:

Just like the unicorns!

Well, I see I missed a glitter tinkle hootenany with a side order of luck charms flatulence.

Congratulations on writing a sentence that has never been written before!

Hope all the Dads are well this bright and sunny afternoon. Had to share my "Work Order of the Week". If you aren't familiar with MS Office, it may not make a whole of sense, but trust me, it makes a geek chuckle.

From a user: "I've been walking all over the campus looking for the 'One Note' printer and no one can tell me where it is. Even the office couldn't find it. I've been printing to it all day and I need to find my stuff. Can you tell me what room it is in?"

Years ago I worked for a university in the campus networking department. We'd get requests to activate/deactivate network jacks in various offices, etc. One request came through telling us that a user was moving offices and kindly asked that we re-route her email to the new office.

 

[Maroonag1]

Hope all the Dads are well this bright and sunny afternoon. Had to share my "Work Order of the Week". If you aren't familiar with MS Office, it may not make a whole of sense, but trust me, it makes a geek chuckle.

From a user: "I've been walking all over the campus looking for the 'One Note' printer and no one can tell me where it is. Even the office couldn't find it. I've been printing to it all day and I need to find my stuff. Can you tell me what room it is in?"

You will never get them to understand. Just tell them it is an offsite printer for the IT team and they will have to reprint it on their printer.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

La Hacienda de San Angel. I've eaten there before and liked it. Kind of a limited menu though. Biergarten was also available but I chose Mexican over German.

Wrong answer, please try again.

 

[budamacdvcr]

Thank you guys for the well wishes for the anniversary

Congrats. What is on the anniversary gift wish list?

I took the position that #20 is liquor and meat - none of that jewelry stuff. So DW is getting a new necklace & diamond pendant from a non-chain jewelry store. The last nice necklace and pendant I got her, thought that would be it, until one of her friends got the exact same thing. Soooooooo we all know that the ladies take issue with that thus the new one this year and one that is unique. Also had 19 roses delivered to the house today. Yes, 19 cause apparently counting is a bit of an issue in the floral industry - No offense to any florists out there as we now have no idea who is checking in here

Excellent!
Congrats on the twenty.
Now just go do that a couple more times or so.

We will give it our best shot lord willing. My in-laws are going on 61 years

 

[wasnotafan]

Good morning Dads! Celebrating 20th anniversary with my wonderful DW today, who'd a thunk
.................:

Congratulations!!

 

[AirGoofy]

Just finished the last of the turkey I smoked last week... still yummy. I'll have to do that more often, and with different meats.
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Smoked meat sounds good. You are making enough to send to everyone, right?

Years ago I worked for a university in the campus networking department. We'd get requests to activate/deactivate network jacks in various offices, etc. One request came through telling us that a user was moving offices and kindly asked that we re-route her email to the new office.

That would help. Could you transfer my work email to my home?

La Hacienda de San Angel. I've eaten there before and liked it. Kind of a limited menu though. Biergarten was also available but I chose Mexican over German.

I'm with you. I was not a big fan of Biergarten.

Now that right there is funny.

Darcy… when you’re done with the internet, just send it on to Norm’s mailbox.

Thanks. Maybe Barry can help on sending me the Internet.

 

[trennr]

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Randall will be around to assign you your number.

 

[disdadIL]

Thanks to all for the prayers. My mom is tough. Had words with brother- which is like talking a wall. I won't kill him but the beating him silly sounds good. Hope everyone else has happy events and here's some good prayers to all

 

[Twin Dad]

Good afternoon gentlemen. We had a preschool field trip this morning to see a Christmas play. After seeing what those teachers deal with I think I'll be getting the teachers a gift card to the local grocery (liquor) store. We've got a couple of inches of snow on the ground now and it'll be 4-6" before it is all said and done.

Good morning Dads! Celebrating 20th anniversary with my wonderful DW today, who'd a thunk

Congrats!

I think Sith had the best story but as a whole I didn't like the movie (or the other two) that much. I'm not sure if it was the acting or the dialogue or the overuse of CGI, but there were a lot of cringe-worthy moments to me. Lucas should have left the screenplay to someone else. And after such a huge build up we only get about 20 seconds of James Earl Jones in the middle of a Frankenstein scene? That was the biggest bummer of all. I wanted more Vader. I'm glad The Bullfrog will only be on in advisory capacity on the next film.

Scattered across the boards is my opinion of the prequel trilogy. Short version: Great idea with terrible execution due to stiff acting, scripts that needed another rewrite, and over using CGI.

I know this is the dads page, but I subscribe to get the male side of Disney.

Never in my life would I imagine, until today, a man urinating and imagined a urinal overflowing with rainbow colored glitter.

The most hilarious thing I've read on the DIS. Congratulations.

Welcome to the safest place on the boards.

Just wait til you hear what happens when he makes a twosie!

WARNING!!!!! WARNING!!!!

We have been infiltrated again!!! Batten down the hatches!!!

Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall! Cancel the three ring circus! Secure all animals in the zoo--

Were you able to quote that from memory or did you look it up?

Thank you.

I need to go to bathroom now.

 

[theduck619]

Evening boys!

 

[Twin Dad]

Evening boys!

Evening.


When do we start the race to the finish?

 

[declansdad]

Evening.


When do we start the race to the finish?

 

[RodBelding]

Evening.


When do we start the race to the finish?

The real race starts at page 300.

 

[theduck619]

The real race starts at page 300.

What he said

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Evening.


When do we start the race to the finish?

The real race starts at page 300.

What he said

True Story!

 

[AirGoofy]

Good afternoon gentlemen. We had a preschool field trip this morning to see a Christmas play. After seeing what those teachers deal with I think I'll be getting the teachers a gift card to the local grocery (liquor) store. We've got a couple of inches of snow on the ground now and it'll be 4-6" before it is all said and done. .

No snow here yet. If we were going to get snow, then it should at least be a lot. It will just snow enough to cancel school and have been drive like idiots.

The real race starts at page 300.

We are at 250. Time to start the race. I'm too out of shape to even race here nowadays.

 

[AirGoofy]

Let the race begin. The top four are all Team Sparrow members. Way to be lazy and post guys. I toast you with a beer.

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 3,797
User Name Posts
declansdad 293
AirGoofy 272
BigTikiDaddy 240
mm1971 203
theduck619 202
Cinderella's Fella 184
that's nice 180
twokids0204 149
afwdwfan 140
wasnotafan 118
mattsdragon 112
cj9200 111
Captain_Oblivious 110
Twin Dad 109
budamacdvcr 107
RodBelding 102
GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes 91
FreezinRafiki 91
brettcw23 82
Goofy + 3 80
DisneyDadC 68
DisneyDaddy-O 64
Disney Commando 61
jmwest 51
disdadIL 51
jbwork 49
Swissdog2010 46
scott2997 41
Emma's Dad 40
Maroonag1 31
GoHerd1028 31
IbeAbitGOOFY 29
dvczerfs 27
Bo Duke 26
USAFdad 21
Wherem I Now 18
AJRitz 18
GreatBiscuit 15
DisDadDoc 14
DisneyFed 13
Skyhawk341 11
middlepat 11
compshu 11
ParrotBill 11
jseiden420 11
CajunGoofy 10
3dadknight 8
10dedfish 7
trennr 4
pitterpint23 4
boreas154 3
Urugami 3
TobiasFunke 3
IndyDisney 2
DCLogs 2
katoot 2
MiJo 2
goalierich 1
Grooovertoo 1
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[RodBelding]

Let the race begin. The top four are all Team Sparrow members. Way to be lazy and post guys. I toast you with a beer.

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 3,797
User Name Posts
declansdad 293
AirGoofy 272
BigTikiDaddy 240
mm1971 203
theduck619 202
Cinderella's Fella 184
that's nice 180
twokids0204 149
afwdwfan 140
wasnotafan 118
mattsdragon 112
cj9200 111
Captain_Oblivious 110
Twin Dad 109
budamacdvcr 107
RodBelding 102
GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes 91
FreezinRafiki 91
brettcw23 82
Goofy + 3 80
DisneyDadC 68
DisneyDaddy-O 64
Disney Commando 61
jmwest 51
disdadIL 51
jbwork 49
Swissdog2010 46
scott2997 41
Emma's Dad 40
Maroonag1 31
GoHerd1028 31
IbeAbitGOOFY 29
dvczerfs 27
Bo Duke 26
USAFdad 21
Wherem I Now 18
AJRitz 18
GreatBiscuit 15
DisDadDoc 14
DisneyFed 13
Skyhawk341 11
middlepat 11
compshu 11
ParrotBill 11
jseiden420 11
CajunGoofy 10
3dadknight 8
10dedfish 7
trennr 4
pitterpint23 4
boreas154 3
Urugami 3
TobiasFunke 3
IndyDisney 2
DCLogs 2
katoot 2
MiJo 2
goalierich 1
Grooovertoo 1
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More importantly, we've now gone 2 whole Thanksgivings without any disciplinary actions. Yay us!

 

[AirGoofy]

More importantly, we've now gone 2 whole Thanksgivings without any disciplinary actions. Yay us!

Has it been that long? That is something to celebrate.