DIS Dads DDC XXX: Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike, What Day Is It Mike?

[budamacdvcr]

Some pics of the outside Christmas decor





"Candy Cane Tree"


Hidden Mickey Garland & Lights








MERRY CHRISTMAS!

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Yup, I pee stripper dust.

Please, for all that is Holy....WHERE IS THE TAG FAIRY??

Thanks guys...tonight was really rough to see, I wasn't ready for it.

Prayers, Brent. Hang in there.

I may need to turn in my Dad card. They were having an opening reception for the meeting tonight and ....

I walked away from free Yuengling Lager. I could justify it by saying I needed to call my kids before they went to bed, and I did call them, but the reality may actually be that I didn't feel like hanging around socializing for crackers, meatballs and beer.

Nah. Not seeing the issue here. I'm not one for hanging out and socializing with people who are barely acquaintances either.

Well dads, my mom broke her hip last week and my 31 year old brother who lives in her basement almost burnt my house down on thanksgiving. He also told my mom she should go into a rehab hospital because it's too hard for him right now.

My question is: should I kill him now or after my disney cruise?

In reality, I just wanted to vent to y'all bc I know you all have family members that tick you off at times.

Sorry to hear about your mom. As for your brother, go on the cruise first. You don't want to have regrets.

Good morning Dads! Celebrating 20th anniversary with my wonderful DW today, who'd a thunk

Congratulations!

 

[Goofy + 3]

I think Revenge of the Sith is the best of the Lucas directed films. The other two parts of that trilogy sucked so bad it brought that movie down a peg.

I think Sith had the best story but as a whole I didn't like the movie (or the other two) that much. I'm not sure if it was the acting or the dialogue or the overuse of CGI, but there were a lot of cringe-worthy moments to me. Lucas should have left the screenplay to someone else. And after such a huge build up we only get about 20 seconds of James Earl Jones in the middle of a Frankenstein scene? That was the biggest bummer of all. I wanted more Vader. I'm glad The Bullfrog will only be on in advisory capacity on the next film.

 

[Goofy + 3]

Rookie question here...

My mom decided to buy us the Candlelight Processional Dinner Package for 12/15. What exactly do we get with that? Anyone ever done it?

 

[pitterpint23]

I know this is the dads page, but I subscribe to get the male side of Disney.

Never in my life would I imagine, until today, a man urinating and imagined a urinal overflowing with rainbow colored glitter.

The most hilarious thing I've read on the DIS. Congratulations.

 

[Goofy + 3]

I know this is the dads page, but I subscribe to get the male side of Disney.

Never in my life would I imagine, until today, a man urinating and imagined a urinal overflowing with rainbow colored glitter.

The most hilarious thing I've read on the DIS. Congratulations.

Just wait til you hear what happens when he makes a twosie!

 

[pitterpint23]

Just wait til you hear what happens when he makes a twosie!

Rofl. I may turn my woman card in, and hang out in here!

 

[that's nice]

WARNING!!!!! WARNING!!!!

We have been infiltrated again!!! Batten down the hatches!!!

Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall! Cancel the three ring circus! Secure all animals in the zoo--



















Actually pitterpint23, this is the best and safest part of the DIS.

 

[budamacdvcr]

Rookie question here...

My mom decided to buy us the Candlelight Processional Dinner Package for 12/15. What exactly do we get with that? Anyone ever done it?

Congrats - Your Dinner includes an appetizer, main and desert per person as well as non-alcoholic drinks. You then get tickets / pass at dinner for guaranteed seating at the Candlelight Processional and a VIP viewing area at the Epcot fireworks show. We did this the only time we went to WDW for Christmas and just loved it, but we are a bit of a love Christmas family. Which restaurant did you get? Here's the link from the website.

https://disneyworld.disney.go.com/dining/epcot/candlelight-dinner-packages/

 

[declansdad]

I know this is the dads page, but I subscribe to get the male side of Disney.

Never in my life would I imagine, until today, a man urinating and imagined a urinal overflowing with rainbow colored glitter.

The most hilarious thing I've read on the DIS. Congratulations.

Thank you.

Just wait til you hear what happens when he makes a twosie!

 

[pitterpint23]

WARNING!!!!! WARNING!!!!

We have been infiltrated again!!! Batten down the hatches!!!

Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall! Cancel the three ring circus! Secure all animals in the zoo--

Actually pitterpint23, this is the best and safest part of the DIS.

Rofl, I don't go to the mall.. my kid and I just go fishing and fourwheeling. Bahaha. I won't stay long boys.

 

[pitterpint23]

Bahahahah lucky charm farts.

 

[cj9200]

Good morning Dads! Celebrating 20th anniversary with my wonderful DW today, who'd a thunk

Congrats. What is on the anniversary gift wish list?

Oddly enough, the two you have to most look out for live in Miami and Indianapolis. They have, shall we say, "family connections."

Watch what you say or you may be exploring the depths of Lake Woebegone or some other Mid-West lake.

I know this is the dads page, but I subscribe to get the male side of Disney.

Never in my life would I imagine, until today, a man urinating and imagined a urinal overflowing with rainbow colored glitter.

The most hilarious thing I've read on the DIS. Congratulations.

Darcy started it! He called himself Tinkle McSparkly, all I did was ask a question.

Off to Target to return some stuff and then have the car washed. Wish me luck fighting off shoppers hell bent on getting 50% off towels.

 

[GreatBiscuit]

Well, I see I missed a glitter tinkle hootenany with a side order of luck charms flatulence.




Hope all the Dads are well this bright and sunny afternoon. Had to share my "Work Order of the Week". If you aren't familiar with MS Office, it may not make a whole of sense, but trust me, it makes a geek chuckle.

From a user: "I've been walking all over the campus looking for the 'One Note' printer and no one can tell me where it is. Even the office couldn't find it. I've been printing to it all day and I need to find my stuff. Can you tell me what room it is in?"

 

[AirGoofy]

Just wait til you hear what happens when he makes a twosie!

You need more fiber in your diet.

From a user: "I've been walking all over the campus looking for the 'One Note' printer and no one can tell me where it is. Even the office couldn't find it. I've been printing to it all day and I need to find my stuff. Can you tell me what room it is in?"

Tell the user the printer needs more fiber in its diet.
Email them the picture above.
Instruct them to print it to clean out the 'One Note' printer.
Update resume.

 

[AirGoofy]

Long enough day at work. I'm getting ready to leave. Snow expected here Thursday, which means it is French Toast time at the grocery store. I never thought of that until Mark pointed it out. Safe travels everyone.

. At the conference I'm going to it seems like somebody is always putting a fresh one in your hand before the one you're holding is even gone.

Can I go to the conference with you? I don't get those type of conferences.

Good morning Dads! Celebrating 20th anniversary with my wonderful DW today, who'd a thunk

:

Happy Anniversary. Congrats on the 20.

 

[Urugami]

Greetings fellow Dads!
I figured I'd see what was going on in this thread before I missed it completely.

Prayers to Moms and Dads who need them... My own mom finds out today if the ankle she broke before Halloween is ready for some walking. Knowing her, she'll run straight to a casino

Just finished the last of the turkey I smoked last week... still yummy. I'll have to do that more often, and with different meats.

Y'all be merry now, y'hear?

 

[FreezinRafiki]

Hope all the Dads are well this bright and sunny afternoon. Had to share my "Work Order of the Week". If you aren't familiar with MS Office, it may not make a whole of sense, but trust me, it makes a geek chuckle.

From a user: "I've been walking all over the campus looking for the 'One Note' printer and no one can tell me where it is. Even the office couldn't find it. I've been printing to it all day and I need to find my stuff. Can you tell me what room it is in?"

Years ago I worked for a university in the campus networking department. We'd get requests to activate/deactivate network jacks in various offices, etc. One request came through telling us that a user was moving offices and kindly asked that we re-route her email to the new office.

 

[Goofy + 3]

Congrats - Your Dinner includes an appetizer, main and desert per person as well as non-alcoholic drinks. You then get tickets / pass at dinner for guaranteed seating at the Candlelight Processional and a VIP viewing area at the Epcot fireworks show. We did this the only time we went to WDW for Christmas and just loved it, but we are a bit of a love Christmas family. Which restaurant did you get? Here's the link from the website.

https://disneyworld.disney.go.com/dining/epcot/candlelight-dinner-packages/

La Hacienda de San Angel. I've eaten there before and liked it. Kind of a limited menu though. Biergarten was also available but I chose Mexican over German.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Just wait til you hear what happens when he makes a twosie!

Darcy wins the internet for the day
(just remember to return it in the same retched state in which you found it)

Rofl, I don't go to the mall.. my kid and I just go fishing and fourwheeling. Bahaha. I won't stay long boys.

So we’ve been watched from afar?
I’d say we ought to at least sweep all the empty beer cans into a corner and toss the wholly underwear into an actual laundry basket rather than on the floor, but…

If you’ve been watchin’ for a while now, ya’ must already be immune to such things.
So to our wayward guest: Enjoy the show.
To the rest of the membership: Carry on gents.


**burp**

Well, I see I missed a glitter tinkle hootenany with a side order of luck charms flatulence.

Na… the smell tends to hang around so you ain’t missed anything really.
Now the hootenanny part of it, yah that’s about died down, but I foresee this becoming a DDC legend and it’s pastel presence shall likely be revisited fairly regular… (so to speak).

Hope all the Dads are well this bright and sunny afternoon. Had to share my "Work Order of the Week". If you aren't familiar with MS Office, it may not make a whole of sense, but trust me, it makes a geek chuckle.

From a user: "I've been walking all over the campus looking for the 'One Note' printer and no one can tell me where it is. Even the office couldn't find it. I've been printing to it all day and I need to find my stuff. Can you tell me what room it is in?"

PEBCAK

Tell the user the printer needs more fiber in its diet.
Email them the picture above.
Instruct them to print it to clean out the 'One Note' printer.
Update resume.

Now that right there is funny.

Darcy… when you’re done with the internet, just send it on to Norm’s mailbox.