DIS Dads DDC XXVII: Penguins in Paradise!

[Disney Commando]

Yesterday I took one of the mustangs out to go get some gas, it was louder then usual so I put it on the lift and found some blow out burn holes in the exhaust from running such a hot rich mixture, this is not uncommon I've had to fix this many times already, but I'm sick of fixing it, I think it's time to get a customized stainless steel exhaust system with flow master mufflers, something I most likely will never have to repair again, the regular pipes can't take all the heat, it will most likely be louder then it is already, but with flow masters it will be a really cool rumble, I'm afraid to see what this is going to cost, but it will be well worth it

 

[Twin Dad]

Yesterday I took one of the mustangs out to go get some gas, it was louder then usual so I put it on the lift and found some blow out burn holes in the exhaust from running such a hot rich mixture, this is not uncommon I've had to fix this many times already, but I'm sick of fixing it, I think it's time to get a customized stainless steel exhaust system with flow master mufflers, something I most likely will never have to repair again, the regular pipes can't take all the heat, it will most likely be louder then it is already, but with flow masters it will be a really cool rumble, I'm afraid to see what this is going to cost, but it will be well worth it

Enjoy. Hope its not too much.

 

[Twin Dad]

A side note: She was calling me asking questions about the forms she needs to fill out for the NCAA. One of them was your parents' occupations. She rejected my suggestion of "Bookie."

I've had something similar. On forms that ask my job position I put dealer instead of blackjack dealer. Also got a fun email from preschool a few months ago. Apparently DD told her teacher that dad takes people's money. That was a fun one to explain.

 

[Disney Commando]

I've had something similar. On forms that ask my job position I put dealer instead of blackjack dealer. Also got a fun email from preschool a few months ago. Apparently DD told her teacher that dad takes people's money. That was a fun one to explain.

I've found though that in a crowded bathroom a flush always beats a full house , And that would be the only exception to the rules

 

[Twin Dad]

I've found that in a bathroom a flush always beats a full house , And that is the only exception to the rule

Vikes with three picks in the first round. Now sign Urlacher for a year and they're set.

 

[Maroonag1]

Anyone else going to watch the draft tonight?

Ahh yes just watched Jerry Jones screw the pooch again.

In helping oldest dd with her 5th grade math, we were reviewing trapezoids and I was trying to explain right angles. I ask her where her protractor is. She doesn't have one? So, I go to my desk and find my protractor from who knows when. I am the nerd champion of the day.

+1 nerd points to you

Yesterday I took one of the mustangs out to go get some gas, it was louder then usual so I put it on the lift and found some blow out burn holes in the exhaust from running such a hot rich mixture, this is not uncommon I've had to fix this many times already, but I'm sick of fixing it, I think it's time to get a customized stainless steel exhaust system with flow master mufflers, something I most likely will never have to repair again, the regular pipes can't take all the heat, it will most likely be louder then it is already, but with flow masters it will be a really cool rumble, I'm afraid to see what this is going to cost, but it will be well worth it

The guy with more than one mustang is complaining about custom exhaust.

I've had something similar. On forms that ask my job position I put dealer instead of blackjack dealer. Also got a fun email from preschool a few months ago. Apparently DD told her teacher that dad takes people's money. That was a fun one to explain.

I was doing demo work when my oldest daughter told her 3rd grade class that daddy blows up buildings. I had to clarify my job title with a frightened principal.

 

[Twin Dad]

I was doing demo work when my oldest daughter told her 3rd grade class that daddy blows up buildings. I had to clarify my job title with a frightened principal.

Like the girl who drew the picture of her mom, who worked at Home Depot, selling shovels. It looked like mom was dancing around a pole.

Found it

 

[theduck619]

Just talked to the kid. She had a tryout with Seton Hall's Cross Country Coach and is now a walk-on for the team. She begins practicing with them next week. The NCAA clearing house paperwork needs be completed to make her eligible but that is a formality. Pretty proud of her.

So watch out Big East. Next Fall, the shiv carrying Pirate Princess will be gunning for you.

Woo hoo, congrats

In helping oldest dd with her 5th grade math, we were reviewing trapezoids and I was trying to explain right angles. I ask her where her protractor is. She doesn't have one? So, I go to my desk and find my protractor from who knows when. I am the nerd champion of the day.

Parenting at its best

A side note: She was calling me asking questions about the forms she needs to fill out for the NCAA. One of them was your parents' occupations. She rejected my suggestion of "Bookie."

Hey, any Italian/Sicilian worth their salt teaches their kids that under occupation you put "legitimate businessman"

 

[theduck619]

Thank goodness it's Friday

I was able to watch most of the first round last night. I miss football.....so much

 

[cj9200]

Morning guys. Still trying to get to the Keys for a day but can't find anyone to watch the mutt I did not want.

Disney's announcement that they will keep the park open 24 hours on May 24 has me excited. We will be there. Have to change our park schedule a little bit but I think it could be fun. Not planning on spending the entire day there but hope to go to park opening and end with the park closing 24 hours later.

Anyone else going to watch the draft tonight?

Watched the Heat go up 3-0 instead. Did flip to the draft during commercials but had the sound on mute. Could not stand listening to Kiper and Gruden.

I've had something similar. On forms that ask my job position I put dealer instead of blackjack dealer. Also got a fun email from preschool a few months ago. Apparently DD told her teacher that dad takes people's money. That was a fun one to explain.

Hey, any Italian/Sicilian worth their salt teaches their kids that under occupation you put "legitimate businessman"

Or olive oil importer.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Like the girl who drew the picture of her mom, who worked at Home Depot, selling shovels. It looked like mom was dancing around a pole.

Found it

 

[AirGoofy]

I was doing demo work when my oldest daughter told her 3rd grade class that daddy blows up buildings. I had to clarify my job title with a frightened principal.

Like the girl who drew the picture of her mom, who worked at Home Depot, selling shovels. It looked like mom was dancing around a pole.

Found it

You win the Internet for the day. She must be doing something right to sell all those shovels.

Disney's announcement that they will keep the park open 24 hours on May 24 has me excited. We will be there. Have to change our park schedule a little bit but I think it could be fun. Not planning on spending the entire day there but hope to go to park opening and end with the park closing 24 hours later.
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The Heat really just walked through that game. I would do the 24 hours in the park as there won't be that many opportunities to do so.

A side note: She was calling me asking questions about the forms she needs to fill out for the NCAA. One of them was your parents' occupations. She rejected my suggestion of "Bookie."

Now I get how you go on all those diving trips. You have to check on the concrete shoes, huh?

I've had something similar. On forms that ask my job position I put dealer instead of blackjack dealer. Also got a fun email from preschool a few months ago. Apparently DD told her teacher that dad takes people's money. That was a fun one to explain.

Dealer and a Pole Dancer. Sounds like a wonderful pair. (double pun intended)

 

[RodBelding]

Morning guys. Glaad it's Friday.

 

[wasnotafan]

morning guys. Glaad it's friday.

+1

 

[Wherem I Now]

morning guys. Glaad it's friday.

+2

 

[afwdwfan]

Ok, guys, I need some help.

I'm creating trophies for the DDC fantasy baseball league. I'm going to make a trophy for the teams with the largest margin of victory/defeat in their weekly match. The winning trophy will be bacon, but what is the opposite of bacon?


And I've already used Beverly for the lowest score of the week.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

...but what is the opposite of bacon?

Tofu

 

[FreezinRafiki]

Maybe it was Bambi then, but I recall it being mentioned.

Yes, she has mentioned it quite often.

Hey, any Italian/Sicilian worth their salt teaches their kids that under occupation you put "legitimate businessman"

Tofu

+1

 

[FreezinRafiki]

Morning guys. Still trying to get to the Keys for a day but can't find anyone to watch the mutt I did not want.

Bring him along. I'm sure one of those sharks would love to watch him for an afternoon.

Disney's announcement that they will keep the park open 24 hours on May 24 has me excited. We will be there. Have to change our park schedule a little bit but I think it could be fun. Not planning on spending the entire day there but hope to go to park opening and end with the park closing 24 hours later.

At their age, my kids could never do 24 hours. Fuel me up on Mountain Dew and deep fried Snickers and I'm game to give it a shot.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

I've had something similar. On forms that ask my job position I put dealer instead of blackjack dealer. Also got a fun email from preschool a few months ago. Apparently DD told her teacher that dad takes people's money. That was a fun one to explain.

I was doing demo work when my oldest daughter told her 3rd grade class that daddy blows up buildings. I had to clarify my job title with a frightened principal.

Like the girl who drew the picture of her mom, who worked at Home Depot, selling shovels. It looked like mom was dancing around a pole.

Found it

Ahhh, Elementary School Career Days…
My job can’t be explained in less then seventeen stunningly boring paragraphs.
I was never invited, and I ain’t unhappy about it.


Of course I could’a said I was a Hacker…
But that wasn’t near as fashionable ten years ago.