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[declansdad]

The joys of working on a military installation....

I got woken up by the sound of a telephone at 0330 with a SWAT Team call out.....

Just as I'm sprinting out the door all dressed up we get a stand down...FML.

Like any good princess, I love a good dress up, I just want to go to a ball once I'm done

So Starbucks it is....oh well, it's the Universe resetting after a good weekend of fishing

You must have scared the crap out them at Starbucks, all dressed up like that.

 

[afwdwfan]

You must have scared the crap out the at Starbucks, all dressed up like that.

But at least the coffee was free.

 

[Swissdog2010]

The joys of working on a military installation....

I got woken up by the sound of a telephone at 0330 with a SWAT Team call out.....

Just as I'm sprinting out the door all dressed up we get a stand down...FML.

Like any good princess, I love a good dress up, I just want to go to a ball once I'm done

So Starbucks it is....oh well, it's the Universe resetting after a good weekend of fishing

Can just imagine you kicking in the door to the coffee shop and shouting, '
"FREEZE RAY, FREEZE RAY!"

I do find the reference to the 'good princess' a bit disconcerting however.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

So, as you all know, all over the world, little boys sleep in Superman PJ'S. What you may not know is, Superman sleeps in Chuck Norris PJ's. An I am quite sure you don't know, that Chuck Norris sleeps in Fed PJ's.

 

[FreezinRafiki]

The joys of working on a military installation....

I got woken up by the sound of a telephone at 0330 with a SWAT Team call out.....

Just as I'm sprinting out the door all dressed up we get a stand down...FML.

Like any good princess, I love a good dress up, I just want to go to a ball once I'm done

So Starbucks it is....oh well, it's the Universe resetting after a good weekend of fishing

The best way to ensure a crabby barista doesn't spit in your double tall mocha frap soy half whip extra chocolate sprinkles is to order it wearing hero gear.

So, as you all know, all over the world, little boys sleep in Superman PJ'S. What you may not know is, Superman sleeps in Chuck Norris PJ's. An I am quite sure you don't know, that Chuck Norris sleeps in Fed PJ's.

What does Fed sleep in?

 

[Swissdog2010]

I thought hero gear was the stuff like Conan the Barbarian would wear, you know, leather jock, big furry boots, a fur cap with a wolfs head hat and a big sword strapped on your back. Kind like what you'd see during a San Francisco bar crawl.

 

[FreezinRafiki]

I thought hero gear was the stuff like Conan the Barbarian would wear, you know, leather jock, big furry boots, a fur cap with a wolfs head hat and a big sword strapped on your back. Kind like what you'd see during a San Francisco bar crawl.

That's Fed's Casual Friday.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

What does Fed sleep in?

Whatever He Wants!

 

[afwdwfan]

What does Fed sleep in?

I've always suspected he slept in something similar to a gutted tauntaun.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

‘Morning all…

Randall… glad that your MIL is doing better.

Good morning, Dads. Had an interesting occurrence this morning. After coming in one of the post gates, i pulled onto the road that takes me to my building and right in front of me is a HMMWV towing a lightweight 105mm howitzer. Got to make the last few hundred yards of my drive to work with a big ol' muzzle pointed right at my windshield. Hoo-ahh.

I’d like to see how the locals would react with one of those rolling down the Interstate during rush hour.

I stopped at McDonalds for a large Diet Coke.



OK, you win.

You know it's a Monday when you get texts from your wife saying "We need to get toilet locks" and "Good thing you had two sticks of deodorant"

That’s not Monday… that’s just parenthood.

Good Morning Gentlemen. Having the Monday after vacation blues here.Come on Nov/Jan.

Sorry you had to come back home, but you do have future trips to look forward to.
Right now… that’s something I ain’t got at all.

Good morning all. Another week has begun but this one will finish with a trip to Disneyland for the Dumbo Double Dare Challenge Have a great week!

Good to hear from you.
Enjoy the upcoming trip and check back in every once in a while.

The joys of working on a military installation....

I got woken up by the sound of a telephone at 0330 with a SWAT Team call out.....

Just as I'm sprinting out the door all dressed up we get a stand down...FML.

Like any good princess, I love a good dress up, I just want to go to a ball once I'm done

So Starbucks it is....oh well, it's the Universe resetting after a good weekend of fishing

Fed’s Monday just ain’t like the rest of our Mondays.

That's Fed's Casual Friday.

Waiting to see what Fed has to say ‘bout that one.

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

You must have scared the crap out them at Starbucks, all dressed up like that.

I've always suspected he slept in something similar to a gutted tauntaun.

+1 for the Empire Strikes Back reference.

That’s not Monday… that’s just parenthood.

I got rejected for another promotion. NOW it's a Monday.

 

[Swissdog2010]

Around here at rush hour it wouldn't be so much a 'rolling' as it would a lot of stopping and starting. Some twit texting while driving would probably wind up with the muzzle brake through the windshield.

 

[DisneyFed]

You know you're in trouble when you realize you're going to have to Multi-Quote the ENTIRE FREAKING PAGE

You must have scared the crap out them at Starbucks, all dressed up like that.

No armor, just the BDU's ball and ball cap.....I was with the other guys so I didn't really stand out.

But at least the coffee was free.

Yeah, not so much..

Can just imagine you kicking in the door to the coffee shop and shouting, '
"FREEZE RAY, FREEZE RAY!"

I do find the reference to the 'good princess' a bit disconcerting however.

I was very tempted to pull off a Despicable Me imitation....in regard to Princess, It's preferred now to the term "Jocked Up"....C'mon man, haven't you been through SAPR training...hasn't anyone inspected your work area for "offensive" material??? You know as well as I do you just can't be male in the Government any more.

So, as you all know, all over the world, little boys sleep in Superman PJ'S. What you may not know is, Superman sleeps in Chuck Norris PJ's. An I am quite sure you don't know, that Chuck Norris sleeps in Fed PJ's.

....and here we go....

The best way to ensure a crabby barista doesn't spit in your double tall mocha frap soy half whip extra chocolate sprinkles is to order it wearing hero gear.



What does Fed sleep in?

"Hero Gear" Been a while since I heard that...

I prefer boxers at night....

I thought hero gear was the stuff like Conan the Barbarian would wear, you know, leather jock, big furry boots, a fur cap with a wolfs head hat and a big sword strapped on your back. Kind like what you'd see during a San Francisco bar crawl.

Too hot for the boots down here, so we just go with sandals. But otherwise, you're prett much on the money

That's Fed's Casual Friday.

Casual Friday would not include the Jock....Spartan Gymno style around here on Friday

I've always suspected he slept in something similar to a gutted tauntaun.

Can't stand the smell....

 

[DisneyDadC]

time for some post trip resort thoughts. But before I do .Who was it that said I would love the resort??? (this could be good or bad)

 

[Swissdog2010]

Re:SAPR training, around here it's called SHARP but yup, have had three seperate training sessions this year, one on line, the other two mandatory in the auditorium, the last one just last week. By the end of the video you were convinced that every man in uniform is a likely offender, every woman a likely victim and every officer an offender and/or enabler. And yes we had the inspection and they didn't see my two Jessica Rabbit pins on my cork board. Yup, gone are the days of the Rigid Tool calendar but i still have Jessica and my picture of the funny lady from the Hoop-de-do review draped over me, her cheek against my head, stroking whats left of my hair.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

time for some post trip resort thoughts. But before I do .Who was it that said I would love the resort??? (this could be good or bad)

If it was bad, it was me, if it was good, it was Paul.

 

[DisneyFed]

time for some post trip resort thoughts. But before I do .Who was it that said I would love the resort??? (this could be good or bad)

Don't know about who said it, but I do know that you appeared to be a Dole Whip eating machine!!!

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Re:SAPR training, around here it's called SHARP

Is that done by people related to Brett Favre?

 

[RodBelding]

If it was bad, it was me, if it was good, it was Paul.

Sounds about right!

 

[cj9200]

Snagged a reservation at California Grill for Marathon Weekend. Looking forward to seeing what the new design and menu are like.

Actually, DW gave me to green light. Be careful what you post.

I wouldn't be so sure! Mine would love to get rid of me!

Mine too Paul

Careful, that could be an expensive proposition.

Let's Bring On The HERD!!!

Bounce back year for the Herd?

First season with a totally new head coach here in Wisconsin. Bielma was hand picked by Alvarez, so he was really a continuation of the old regime. The new guy is from outside the state. Should be interesting to see how he runs things.

I see that Conference USA is aligned with a new bowl game in the Bahamas. Got your passport ready, Steve?

Just beat the Buckeyes.

Florida has the injury bug bad. Highlights (or lowlights) Starting QB has appendicitis, misses first two weeks of camp; starting RB has viral infection, missed camp and first (maybe second) game of season; starting lineman out for the 1st three games, another starting lineman out for the year, return man (one of the best in the nation) blown knee, out for the year. Hope this isn't an omen.

AS A REMINDER: 2013 COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON STARTS IN 75 HOURS 35 MINUTES.