DIS Dads DDC XVIII - Spring Fever!

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so you tried to trick them it was really friday and then came in here shouting sunday ownage.:lmao::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl: man can I pick a nemesis.:thumbsup2
all I'm going to say is I deserve this !!!!:lmao::rotfl2::rotfl::thumbsup2

hope everyone is doing great and enjoyed st. patricks day. I enjoyed it by working for 14 hours. :upsidedow
Hahahaha I only worked 8 :idea: but I had to deal with drunks and say Sorry you are drunk cannot sell you Beer and with a smile on my face while they yell at me .

This is the way I look at it, if I don't try I'll never know, If I buy one and lose I'm out $100 and get told I'm sure by my wife I told you so:lmao:, If I win I'm the smartest guy ever for going against the grain:confused3
it is a good 50/50 chance but if you lose it is more like 90/10 in that wife is not going to let you live it down !
good luck either way

Even on weekends when I'm the only one working the drama never ends. If certain people don't get off the power trips and sticking their noses in where it doesn't belong I may have to make a trip to the big city to talk to the Dean. I'm getting too old for this Beverly. :headache:

I miss the days when I operated a goon spoon for a pipeline company. $14/hr and 1.5X anything over 40 hours. Good money for a college student and I was too tired to spend any of it. :rotfl:
Good luck

Those are the moments we live for!! :thumbsup2



Congrats!!!





Someone's got their very own time warp happening...
I would say old age since im older :lmao:

Oh, and look up above... I got myself some St. Padder's Day Ownage!!
that the luck of the irish

Congrats on hitting the big 1K... even though it apparently didn't happen until tomorrow. :confused3
Like I said i set myself up for this thanks :lmao:

two words: gift certificate. :rotfl2:



Amazing! Fantastic! Wonderful!! Congratulations to DD!!!



So this morning you knew it was Saturday... that helps in establishing the timeline, and soon we may figure out exactly where and when it was that you lost track of what day it was.
I think i lost it when wife left at 430am and i went on the computer

Enough fun for one day. Time to get some sleep and hit the soccer field tomorrow. Good night all.
good night this morning Norm have fun today

St. Patrick's Day has come to an end... no work today, so spent the entire day with the wife and kids. The leperchaun escaped DD's very cleverly-laid trap, and played several tricks on us, including giving us all some green hairs! DW was not spared, despite being supposedly 100% italian. The little rascal did leave behind some treats.

DD had dance class, and we all went and got to see a sneak peek of her tap routine to "Judy in Disguise" for her upcoming recital. After that we had lunch and then headed home to relax.

Instead of corn beef and cabbage, our traditional meal is Shepherd's Pie. DS was a sight to see shoveling little handfuls of meat, potatoes, and carrots into his mouth... and hair... and down his shirt... and everywhere else!

also finished making the invitations to DS's upcoming first annual celebration of his escape from DW's womb... also known as his birthday! Now the gears are turning and various plans and schemes are forming on things to do for the party.

very tired and looking forward to another relaxing day off tomorrow. Maybe I'll get some yard work done.
this sounds like you had a really nice Day . I can say I miss the little ones putting food all over them selves those are picture shots .

Hey quick ?? you going to the Meet next sat in massapeque??
 
consecutive page ownage...

just to add that yesterday I weighed in at 236 lbs, for a loss of 1.5 lbs for week 2.

Starting weight: 240lbs
Week 1: 237.5 (-2.5)
Week 2: 236.0 (-1.5)
Week 3 target: 233 (-3.0)

averaging 2lbs per week so far, so I am on track. Softball is canceled for tomorrow, but I think it is high time to start fitting some exercise in to help things along. Would really love to get down to 230 by the end of this month!!

Excellent.

Good Sunday morning :cool1:

Big rematch next weekend Norm! My heart says IU, but I can't see your Wildcats letting it happen twice :confused3

You never know. I'm going with UK.

first i had to make them work for there breakfest by going food shopping , then we went to a local diner that is not a big place a the owner knows everyone it is alot of fun going there . .

Norm , maybe you need to do what Rodney Dangerfield did in the movie Ladybugs Dress a boy up to play on your team :lmao:::

My dream was to open a diner or bakery. Now, no more dreams. Invest in 401K and state retirement and live in WDW. No need for boys. 5 goals in a game? Very rare in soccer at any age.

I am exhausted just reading that. Way to go DD bouncing back from that goal to score several of her own!! :thumbsup2 And 5 bottles of water?? 20 oz, or larger?? I'd be running to the bathroom every 15 minutes... lots of "official timeouts"
??

Port o pots. Great invention.
 
consecutive page ownage...

just to add that yesterday I weighed in at 236 lbs, for a loss of 1.5 lbs for week 2.

Starting weight: 240lbs
Week 1: 237.5 (-2.5)
Week 2: 236.0 (-1.5)
Week 3 target: 233 (-3.0)

averaging 2lbs per week so far, so I am on track. Softball is canceled for tomorrow, but I think it is high time to start fitting some exercise in to help things along. Would really love to get down to 230 by the end of this month!!
Congradulations on the loss ,and i like that you are losing slowly and it is better to do it slow then fast keep up the good hard work and you will reach that gold sooner then you think :wizard:

and lastly, before I turn in...

some St. Patrick's Day entertainment... slightly late (or very very early for next year!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCbuRA_D3KU&sns=fb

Enjoy!!
thanks for sharing

Good Sunday morning :cool1:

Big rematch next weekend Norm! My heart says IU, but I can't see your Wildcats letting it happen twice :confused3

Good Morning Gentlemen
Good morning all

OK now, I see how helpful you all were in not mentioning the word boat for me.:lmao:Well after putting in almost40 hrs in the last three days,I am tired and sore.I am now off to cook and serve breakfast at the Elks, then probably head on down to the ball fields to get a few hrs of work in down there. So todays word/words of the day to avoid using are."tired and sore" Thank you for your support:rotfl2:
hope work slows so you can go on the boat and be tired at the same time :lmao:

Good Morning David!

Do you prefer to be called David, or Dave?
good morning

We're head down to DC to see the cherry blossoms. If anyone is there, stop by and say hi. I think I'll wear a DISDad shirt.
Have Fun today
 

Excellent.



You never know. I'm going with UK.



My dream was to open a diner or bakery. Now, no more dreams. Invest in 401K and state retirement and live in WDW. No need for boys. 5 goals in a game? Very rare in soccer at any age.



Port o pots. Great invention.
I will say i'm sorry soccer is not a sport i know to well :sad2: congradulations to your DD that must of been impressive , and lets see you owning a Bakery I would pitty the customers that would say there bun is not fresh :lmao: do not feel bad i would throw the rest of the buns at them too :rotfl2:
401K maybe
anything to do with state or goverments my own personal thing bad investment:scared1:
 
Good morning Gents
gee i guess my Nemisis is sleeping in today even tho he does not deserve it maybe i should pay him a visit with a blow horn and give him a nice loud Reville !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it is about time to get the rugrats ready , not much planned maybe take the kids bowling , or see whats up around town hope everyone has a magical sunday with there families and for those who have to work like me to have a nice day .
 
Morning guys. Beautiful day out today!


DD asked yesterday if she could have an allowance so she can start saving for a trip to WDW. I agreed, and gave her a few chores she needs to do each week. Then came the time to negotiate wages. I let her open. She asked for $3 a week. I agreed. Little does she know I was prepared to offer $5. Man, I totally out-negotiated a 4 year old, and it was great. :thumbsup2



:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:
 
G'morning guys...looks like the fog that sat around the area finally cleared up, looks to be a good day. Going out this afternoon for Dad's chemo, then last home game for the Majors, meeting my brothers and some others there, be good for a lot of laughs...

Keeps my mind off the fact the in-laws are at Disney now :sad2:
 
Awesome dream... save me a spot on the couch.

As long as you're ok sitting next to me :lmao:

Morning guys. Beautiful day out today!


DD asked yesterday if she could have an allowance so she can start saving for a trip to WDW. I agreed, and gave her a few chores she needs to do each week. Then came the time to negotiate wages. I let her open. She asked for $3 a week. I agreed. Little does she know I was prepared to offer $5. Man, I totally out-negotiated a 4 year old, and it was great.




:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

You sir, are awesome !
 
Morning guys. Beautiful day out today!

DD asked yesterday if she could have an allowance so she can start saving for a trip to WDW. I agreed, and gave her a few chores she needs to do each week. Then came the time to negotiate wages. I let her open. She asked for $3 a week. I agreed. Little does she know I was prepared to offer $5. Man, I totally out-negotiated a 4 year old, and it was great. :thumbsup2
:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

She needs a better agent.
 
Awesome dream... save me a spot on the couch.

If I get that lottery, then you'll get to share time at the guest house.

I will say i'm sorry soccer is not a sport i know to well :sad2: congradulations to your DD that must of been impressive , and lets see you owning a Bakery I would pitty the customers that would say there bun is not fresh :lmao: do not feel bad i would throw the rest of the buns at them too :rotfl2:
401K maybe
anything to do with state or goverments my own personal thing bad investment:scared1:

I used to work in a bakery in high school, and would like to add that diner along with it. The menu would be like the one in My Cousin Vinny. I am vested in KY teacher's retirement system. One thing we see from these public debates, if you mess with teachers, who is going to babysit children everyday? So, I do think there is some safety there. I pray.

Morning guys. Beautiful day out today!


DD asked yesterday if she could have an allowance so she can start saving for a trip to WDW. I agreed, and gave her a few chores she needs to do each week. Then came the time to negotiate wages. I let her open. She asked for $3 a week. I agreed. Little does she know I was prepared to offer $5. Man, I totally out-negotiated a 4 year old, and it was great. :thumbsup2



:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

When I ordered the iPad, my youngest dd (7) asked if she could have my netbook. I told her I would sell it to her. She offered $25 and I said yes. Part of me felt a little guilty, but then, her income is from chore money that I paid, so not so much. She gets my vast IT knowledge, which is really an email to one of you for your IT knowledge.
 
Good afternoon gentlemen!

The DW is having a "purse party" today at our house. Needless to say, I'll be retreating to the man cave and thus enjoying my kegerator with some college b-ball on TV. :thumbsup2

Having a great day thus far, cleaning for our guests! Gotta have parties so the house gets clean!

Streaming DISRadio through my AirPlay enabled Audio Receiver. Soarin' sounds great!!

13 Days!
 
Good afternoon gentlemen!

The DW is having a "purse party" today at our house. Needless to say, I'll be retreating to the man cave and thus enjoying my kegerator with some college b-ball on TV. :thumbsup2

Having a great day thus far, cleaning for our guests! Gotta have parties so the house gets clean!

Streaming DISRadio through my AirPlay enabled Audio Receiver. Soarin' sounds great!!

13 Days!

I just bought my DW a purse yesterday. :eek:

It's our anniversary Wednesday, and she wanted a new purse.

Orginally she wanted a MICHE, they are really kinds cool. You buy 1 purse, and put different "shells" on them, so you can have many different styles with a single purse.

I bought that for her, but it turns out the purse itself was a little small.

So we returned it, and I got her a GUESS.
 
I just bought my DW a purse yesterday. :eek:

It's our anniversary Wednesday, and she wanted a new purse.

Orginally she wanted a MICHE, they are really kinds cool. You buy 1 purse, and put different "shells" on them, so you can have many different styles with a single purse.

I bought that for her, but it turns out the purse itself was a little small.

So we returned it, and I got her a GUESS.

After re-reading that post, I think I have to hand this back in...

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I hope the DISMom's club still has room for me.
 
Morning guys. Beautiful day out today!


DD asked yesterday if she could have an allowance so she can start saving for a trip to WDW. I agreed, and gave her a few chores she needs to do each week. Then came the time to negotiate wages. I let her open. She asked for $3 a week. I agreed. Little does she know I was prepared to offer $5. Man, I totally out-negotiated a 4 year old, and it was great. :thumbsup2



:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:
poor kid maybe she needs to take you to court for more allowence money :lmao: there was no negotiation maybe Willam Shatner can help her since he just got fired or should i say blown Up !!

G'morning guys...looks like the fog that sat around the area finally cleared up, looks to be a good day. Going out this afternoon for Dad's chemo, then last home game for the Majors, meeting my brothers and some others there, be good for a lot of laughs...

Keeps my mind off the fact the in-laws are at Disney now :sad2:
well hope you have a nice day

If I get that lottery, then you'll get to share time at the guest house.



I used to work in a bakery in high school,. The menu would be like the one in My Cousin Vinny. I am vested in KY teacher's retirement system. One thing we see from these public debates, if you mess with teachers, who is going to babysit children everyday? So, I do think there is some safety there. I pray.



When I ordered the iPad, my youngest dd (7) asked if she could have my netbook. I told her I would sell it to her. She offered $25 and I said yes. Part of me felt a little guilty, but then, her income is from chore money that I paid, so not so much. She gets my vast IT knowledge, which is really an email to one of you for your IT knowledge.
and would like to add that diner along with it OK now that you asked so how many kinds of Grits would it have ??

Good afternoon gentlemen!

The DW is having a "purse party" today at our house. Needless to say, I'll be retreating to the man cave and thus enjoying my kegerator with some college b-ball on TV. :thumbsup2

Having a great day thus far, cleaning for our guests! Gotta have parties so the house gets clean!

Streaming DISRadio through my AirPlay enabled Audio Receiver. Soarin' sounds great!!

13 Days!
have fun in the man cave while the wife spends money for a new Purse I guess that is fair she does not bother you for a few hours and you get cave time :thumbsup2

After re-reading that post, I think I have to hand this back in...

Officialmancard-DawnOfTheAuthenticManCard581-581.jpg


I hope the DISMom's club still has room for me.
OMG lol thats all im going to say
 
consecutive page ownage...

just to add that yesterday I weighed in at 236 lbs, for a loss of 1.5 lbs for week 2.

Starting weight: 240lbs
Week 1: 237.5 (-2.5)
Week 2: 236.0 (-1.5)
Week 3 target: 233 (-3.0)

averaging 2lbs per week so far, so I am on track. Softball is canceled for tomorrow, but I think it is high time to start fitting some exercise in to help things along. Would really love to get down to 230 by the end of this month!!
congrats
Hahahaha I only worked 8 :idea: but I had to deal with drunks and say Sorry you are drunk cannot sell you Beer and with a smile on my face while they yell at me .

Drunk people always crack me up when they get angry.
 
Wow you guys let me down!!!!:confused3 Here I thought we started a new game where I would list the word/words of the day to avoid and you guys would go crazy and and have fun with those words :rolleyes1. The word boat took off but I guess no one had anything to post about tired and sore:confused3.Oh well so much for the word of the day game. Who knows maybe I will try it again tomorrow with a new word:rotfl2:
 
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