Dan, RoutemanDan - The Case of the Tag Fairies

Bennet

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The Truth About Tag Fairies?
There are no tag Fairies!

Read on and learn the truth
It has been here since 05-04-2002



The scene opens and we see a bottle of Dom Perignon 1993 and hear a woman’s playful giggles just as the cork is popped. “Oh Dan” she whispers.

“Oh Dan?” It is another voice, another female voice but tinny as if transmitted over two cans with a string between them. The voice is coming from a small digital camera and a face appears on the camera screen. “Oh Dan? Hope you are not busy. "M" needs to see you right away.”

“Right now Money Penny?” Dan asks, “Mom just stepped away and well… “

“Straight away Dan.”

“Right then,” Dan straps on his Rollex, “shant be but a moment Dear. Hold that thought. I’ll have EROS send a special flower, duty calls, I’ll be right back.”

He steps out of the Lodge and starts skiing down Blizzard Beach. Buxom lifeguards babes approach but as they get nearer Dan notices the skimpy Baywatch bathing suits are lime green. He ducks quickly and narrowly avoids flying Duct Tape.

[Insert high quality yet typical skiing chase scene here.]
Key points:
* Dan jumps off a cliff
* Looses the lime green tape babes as he flips over a Disney Bus
* Quips with guests as he slips along the boardwalk.
* Mingles with the crowd watching the close of the British Invasion and slips back stage with the band as they leave.

“Paul” sets down his bass and without the granny glasses we see it is klombar, “Good you could make it Dan hope you were not UP to any trouble.”

“Nothing I couldn’t handle – Kev.”

“Right then. We have a need for your special talents. You will be working in America. Typically you work with Felix, but they have assigned another field agent, cover is as a local policeman. You may need to work closely and under cover. The agent’s code name is JayPD.”

“No problem sir. We have met on another case.”

“Fine then down to the crisis briefing.”

Stay Tuned. Same RMD Time Same RMD channel
 
Bennet, ROFLMBOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!! :D :D :D
 

Oh Zurg you've done it again!!!!! :D I'm ROTFLMBO!
 
wooohoooo
can't wait for the next installment...of my fave secret agent man!!!
 
The pollen....yes that must be it...the pollen....it has been awfully bad this Spring. I have heard it can affect one's psyche, causing extreme silliness and a high sense of fun!! Yes, that must be it!!! :D
 
Ahahahaha! That is so funny!! :D :D ROFLMBO!!! :D :D

I'm staying tuned, I can't wait! :D
 
ROTFLMAO! :D Really getting into that music too!
 
Originally posted by Kama89
Someone's been bucket drinking again haven't they?? ;)

Well that or insane I liked that one.

Zurg commited physical fitnes today. - Call 911. full contact Lacrosse - Zurg needs pain killers! Kama - get me a bucket! Someone caool Ozzy and see if he has any vicodins left.

I may not be able to type for few days- Okay I know I couldn't type before. stay tuned for the next act tomorrow!
 
Oooh Vicodins.... my narcotic of choice. I have a few left over from my root canal, but I'm hoarding them. Kama dashes away quickly with her half dozen Vicodin, frantically looking for a place to hide them.
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Where's Dream and her blender when you need her?? Oh DREAM?!



Call 911. full contact Lacrosse - Zurg needs pain killers! Kama
.... That's what you get for spying on me earlier today. :D
 
Tsk tsk tsk.....full contact lacrosse? And you expected to feel HOW?!? Well, ok...no lectures!:D Wrrrrrrrrr....Dream mixes up a batch of drinkee poos...good for whatever ails ya..even poor judgement!:D :D Kama...hide that vicodin well...even Zurg can't handle my drinkee poo AND vicodin! Dream walks to the center of the screen and hands zurgswife a tube of Ben Gay and ear plugs so she doesn't have to listen to Zurg WHINE!!!:D :D
 












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