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Dan, RoutemanDan - The Case of the Tag Fairies
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EROS
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CECILE THOMSEN is ready for any available positions with RMD
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Of course, HONOR BLACKMAN would give anything to reprise her role as +++++ GALORE in RMD's debut ..........
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Bennet
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(Scene II had too much dialog but they cant all be action scenes. Zurgswife was not pleased, this was written before she shared her constructive criticism. The next few scenes are much better. I hope I don't have to fish down three or four pages to find this every time. I hope I have a scene a day till RMDs scheduled return.)
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Scene III: WHO IS Q?
At the close of the last scene, our heroes were in a large and very elaborate spy control center. All kinds of strange and violent things are happening to test dummies, so it looked a lot like the pre-show for Test Track, but we are under the UK.
Let me sum up, RMD says, I was attacked by babes in lime green spandex in the opening scene. Bennet couldnt figure out how to do the traditional silhouetted naked dancer opening sequence on a family board so you have the little graphic. Maybe EROS can find something but then we risk a few month triate about censorship so maybe not.
In scene two it took forever to learn what everyone already knew when be heard my theme music: A maniacal megalomaniac threatens global domination by controlling a particular commodity market probably involving rockets and or satellites in space.
"Right. Everyone caught up? Okay. Time for toys. "Where is Q, the much beloved senior statesman of the film series?
Bathroom says M. (M will no longer be M the quotes were a pain - we will still occasionally go for cheap laughs beating the M / Kev / Paul / Klombar thing to death since it is playing well with the test audiance.)
This a family board! We cant show/talk about someone using the bathroom like that! - RMD
No. No. No. Dan, Q is standing next to the bathroom with his trusty Nikon CoolPix. - M
Oh, whos getting their picture taken? - Dan
I think he is still stalking Regis Philbin, even though there is a restraining order, but it will have to wait. A maniacal megalomaniac threatens global domination by controlling a particular commodity market probably involving rockets and or satellites in space." Mshout to Q, "Q can we interrupt?
Sure M! Oh, hello Dan! - Dan
Hi Dan. - Dan
Dan you cant call Dan, Dan or nobody will know who is who. Call him Q - M
Who? - Dan
Q's on first. - Dan
OK I'll call him RMD. - Dan
No not you Dan the other Dan cant call you, Dan. Dan he has to call you Q or we will all be confused. Got it? M
Nope Dan
Yeah Dan
Ok Dan, Dan doesnt get it so can you explain it Im getting nowhere here. - M
Right. Dan, you can call me Dan, but I cant call you Dan, Soon Bennet will give up on this whole damn Dan thing and get on with the story. Dan
OK Dan. Let's get down to spy toys. I still want to get a picture of Regis when he comes out of the can. - Q
Right Q what have you Got Dan
I thought you could call me Dan, but I couldnt call you Dan. Q
No it is the other way around. Dan.
Q pulls out a Rocket Propelled Grenade (RPG) launcher and points it at the directors chair, That will quite enough! Thank you.
Point well taken Dan.. I mean Q! Bennet. I promise! Relax.
Q picks up a big sharpie pen from the table after setting down the RPG, carefully still pointed at your humble narrator. Q gives Bennet another dirty look and says, Okay it is traditional in these things to have some heavy fire power in a writing implement.
In previous movies MontBlanc had a product placement deal but with the cutbacks around here, we are left with a fat sharpie from lost and found. On the plus side it is big so we can stuff in more fire power. He points the pen in the same direction as the RPG, Should I demonstrate?
No need Q Dan, Laser and explosives what type?
Yes. C4. Are you sure you dont need a demonstration? - Q
Yes, What else have you got? - Dan
A refillable mug from you last stay at All Star Music. - Q
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah - Dan
Hey that is my line. M says putting his Paul outfit back on.
Groans from Dan, Q fidgets with the RPG.
Anything else? Dan asks trying to distract the irritated Q-manDan.
Well stealthy communications devices are also standard issue. You double O types are so aggressively type A you never use them to call for help but here. Q hands Dan a standard Motorola FSR radios (with sub codes.)
Dan gives it a dirty look.
Listen you are in Disney World. Every other person down here has one of these things. Anything else would look suspicious.
OK Dan looks dejected, like Santa put coal in his stocking.
Now for your ride Q
Dan perks up, like the before picture in EROS latest botanical photo.
we have outfitted a few special things for you. Your own vehicles for every E ticket ride in every park. Do try not to level the place double O we are just now seeing a recovery in tourist volume. - Q
Cool, Cool, Cool! I cant wait how do they work? Dan
Well when you get a Fast Pass we load the special ride vehicle for you return time. Hell some of these babies dont even need a ride to deliver an E ticket experience
Wait what if I dont use Fast Pass? Like when there is no line on E-ticket night or Early Entry
Hello Routman!?! Where have you been? No Fast Pass? Early Entry?!? E-nite? Q turns and quietly asks M, Can we have him drug tested?
Turning Back to Dan, The usual set of controls, guns, smoke ejector seats, turns into a submarine or personal rotor-craft. You MUST use Fast Pass. One Fast Pass per ticket, used for park entry, at time.
Why are we bothering with all this M? Little green people, an attack from space by maniacal evil megalomaniac, Bennet is writing this, how much more obvious can it be? Q blurtes out adding, Smee CathyCanada? Oh please!
Lets just get this thing done, maybe Dan can get back to the hotel or Ski Lodge or where ever he left Jen before Mom gets back. Heres you first Fast Pass, Ill go load the vehicle. Q hands Dan a Fast Pass ticket and storms off. The ticket reads, Buzz Lightyears Space Ranger Spin Return time 9:00am to 10:00am.
Next up - Scene IV: Not so Fast Pass Q-man Dan
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Scene III: WHO IS Q?
At the close of the last scene, our heroes were in a large and very elaborate spy control center. All kinds of strange and violent things are happening to test dummies, so it looked a lot like the pre-show for Test Track, but we are under the UK.
Let me sum up, RMD says, I was attacked by babes in lime green spandex in the opening scene. Bennet couldnt figure out how to do the traditional silhouetted naked dancer opening sequence on a family board so you have the little graphic. Maybe EROS can find something but then we risk a few month triate about censorship so maybe not.
In scene two it took forever to learn what everyone already knew when be heard my theme music: A maniacal megalomaniac threatens global domination by controlling a particular commodity market probably involving rockets and or satellites in space.
"Right. Everyone caught up? Okay. Time for toys. "Where is Q, the much beloved senior statesman of the film series?
Bathroom says M. (M will no longer be M the quotes were a pain - we will still occasionally go for cheap laughs beating the M / Kev / Paul / Klombar thing to death since it is playing well with the test audiance.)
This a family board! We cant show/talk about someone using the bathroom like that! - RMD
No. No. No. Dan, Q is standing next to the bathroom with his trusty Nikon CoolPix. - M
Oh, whos getting their picture taken? - Dan
I think he is still stalking Regis Philbin, even though there is a restraining order, but it will have to wait. A maniacal megalomaniac threatens global domination by controlling a particular commodity market probably involving rockets and or satellites in space." Mshout to Q, "Q can we interrupt?
Sure M! Oh, hello Dan! - Dan
Hi Dan. - Dan
Dan you cant call Dan, Dan or nobody will know who is who. Call him Q - M
Who? - Dan
Q's on first. - Dan
OK I'll call him RMD. - Dan
No not you Dan the other Dan cant call you, Dan. Dan he has to call you Q or we will all be confused. Got it? M
Nope Dan
Yeah Dan
Ok Dan, Dan doesnt get it so can you explain it Im getting nowhere here. - M
Right. Dan, you can call me Dan, but I cant call you Dan, Soon Bennet will give up on this whole damn Dan thing and get on with the story. Dan
OK Dan. Let's get down to spy toys. I still want to get a picture of Regis when he comes out of the can. - Q
Right Q what have you Got Dan
I thought you could call me Dan, but I couldnt call you Dan. Q
No it is the other way around. Dan.
Q pulls out a Rocket Propelled Grenade (RPG) launcher and points it at the directors chair, That will quite enough! Thank you.
Point well taken Dan.. I mean Q! Bennet. I promise! Relax.
Q picks up a big sharpie pen from the table after setting down the RPG, carefully still pointed at your humble narrator. Q gives Bennet another dirty look and says, Okay it is traditional in these things to have some heavy fire power in a writing implement.
In previous movies MontBlanc had a product placement deal but with the cutbacks around here, we are left with a fat sharpie from lost and found. On the plus side it is big so we can stuff in more fire power. He points the pen in the same direction as the RPG, Should I demonstrate?
No need Q Dan, Laser and explosives what type?
Yes. C4. Are you sure you dont need a demonstration? - Q
Yes, What else have you got? - Dan
A refillable mug from you last stay at All Star Music. - Q
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah - Dan
Hey that is my line. M says putting his Paul outfit back on.
Groans from Dan, Q fidgets with the RPG.
Anything else? Dan asks trying to distract the irritated Q-manDan.
Well stealthy communications devices are also standard issue. You double O types are so aggressively type A you never use them to call for help but here. Q hands Dan a standard Motorola FSR radios (with sub codes.)
Dan gives it a dirty look.
Listen you are in Disney World. Every other person down here has one of these things. Anything else would look suspicious.
OK Dan looks dejected, like Santa put coal in his stocking.
Now for your ride Q
Dan perks up, like the before picture in EROS latest botanical photo.
we have outfitted a few special things for you. Your own vehicles for every E ticket ride in every park. Do try not to level the place double O we are just now seeing a recovery in tourist volume. - Q
Cool, Cool, Cool! I cant wait how do they work? Dan
Well when you get a Fast Pass we load the special ride vehicle for you return time. Hell some of these babies dont even need a ride to deliver an E ticket experience
Wait what if I dont use Fast Pass? Like when there is no line on E-ticket night or Early Entry
Hello Routman!?! Where have you been? No Fast Pass? Early Entry?!? E-nite? Q turns and quietly asks M, Can we have him drug tested?
Turning Back to Dan, The usual set of controls, guns, smoke ejector seats, turns into a submarine or personal rotor-craft. You MUST use Fast Pass. One Fast Pass per ticket, used for park entry, at time.
Why are we bothering with all this M? Little green people, an attack from space by maniacal evil megalomaniac, Bennet is writing this, how much more obvious can it be? Q blurtes out adding, Smee CathyCanada? Oh please!
Lets just get this thing done, maybe Dan can get back to the hotel or Ski Lodge or where ever he left Jen before Mom gets back. Heres you first Fast Pass, Ill go load the vehicle. Q hands Dan a Fast Pass ticket and storms off. The ticket reads, Buzz Lightyears Space Ranger Spin Return time 9:00am to 10:00am.
Next up - Scene IV: Not so Fast Pass Q-man Dan
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EROS
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Great Writing, Bennet...............but I'm waiting for one of those famous "bedroom" scenes. You know, with tarantulas coming from the ceiling, or with cameras behind the curtain, or with females lubricating...... their weapons....... to assassinate RMD AFTER they mate.
As for the naked model opening sequence, forgeddddddddddddddabouuuuuuuut it . I couldn't even get a pic posted here of a delectable young lady who was covered with fruit . Naked is NOT inclusionary on the DIS except for Naked Dising in the privacy of one's home .........
As for the naked model opening sequence, forgeddddddddddddddabouuuuuuuut it
. I couldn't even get a pic posted here of a delectable young lady who was covered with fruit . Naked is NOT inclusionary on the DIS except for Naked Dising in the privacy of one's home .........
Bennet
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Scene IV: Not so Fast Pass Q
Q has loaded up RoutemanDan, a.k.a. Dan, with way cool spy toys, including a very special Space Ranger Spin vehicle.
Q sent Dan with a Fast Pass to Buzz Lightyears Space Ranger Spin. Q seemed to think that this was going to be a quick and easy case of inter planetary invasion. But is this a Bond parody or a Star Wars parody?
Our story continues:
RoutemanDan walks up to security, confident that with his Secret Agent Man status this would be a non-event. MGM, owner of the Bond franchise, and Disney arent all that close. Dan is strip-searched and otherwise miss-treated by security. If you have been to the Saturday night chat at the Dis you know this is nothing unusual for RMD.
Dan gets dresses, and walking a little funny heads down Main Street. He stops to have his picture taken, Your picture will be ready in about an hour at the Town Square Exposition Hall. Just present this card. No obligation to buy. Goodbye Mr. Dan. says the attractive young cast member photographer. Dan looked over her lanyard, or there about, but didnt see any pins worth trading for, mostly just Aristocats.
Dan walks off, past a guy selling a little girl a balloon. He strolls to Tomorrowland. At Space Ranger Spin and presents his Fast Pass to the CM. Dan thinks she must be in the College Program and gives the new SRS costume the once over. More of a Buzz-look, white with green trim and a more tailored fit that appeals to Dans discriminating eye.
No one else here yet. Mornings are still the best times to ride, waste of a Fast Pass, Dan thinks as he boards the ride. The talk on the Dis was right; the SRS cars are showing a little wear. Dan chuckles at Qs efficiency even his special vehicle looks a little ragged. The new costumes are a nice though he thinks checking out more co-eds at loading.
Dan sits down. He hears a little rip as the vehicle closes and wonders in the womans tight bodice just tore a little. More cat pins. Focus on work Dan-o, he tells himself. A family in polo shirts with some kind of matching embroidery boards just behind Dan. One of the kids has a balloon. Tourists Dan thinks - shirts were probably 50 bucks; the balloon five - poor guy is out $300 bucks for shirts they should have given him the balloon.
Dan has 276,300 points as he get ready to leaves the first room. A crack shot he could have easily maxed the score by now. But Dan is looking for something. If Q is right someone evil from sector 9 is lurking here. Dan sees an odd movement. The kids balloon is floating up towards the ride control security camera. Dad looks pissed. Odd - the Ripped bodice babe is walking along the track probably to get the balloon.
Mayhem breaks out. The kids have broken their laser cannons off the ride cars. Mon is getting up. The CM looks really pissed off. Dad shoots the balloon with his cannon and it blows up like the Hindenburg, taking the ride security camera with it. Hydrogen!
The ride stops. Mom is beside Dan ripping something beside the car. The kids are laying down cover file with what looks like phasers from Star Trek. The CMs are drop stunned in place. Dad has an emergency exit open and the family is moving out. Mom has a piece of green tape in her hand and is pulling Dan free of the ride vehicle door just as the buzz saw target on the blue robot comes free. It cuts Dans ride vehicle in half narrowly missing Dan.
The family exits, Dan in tow, as the lights come on. Dad shuts and holds the door shut with the tape mom had. Dan can see CMs in Tomorrowland costumes on the floor bound and gagged with Green Duct and he starts to take a swing at Dad. The little girl who had the balloon drops him with a green stun blast from her phaser.
As he passes out, Dan hears commotion, someone call All clear Zurg. Dan realizes Q must have been right.
But was He?
Next - Scene V: The Evil Emperor
Q has loaded up RoutemanDan, a.k.a. Dan, with way cool spy toys, including a very special Space Ranger Spin vehicle.
Q sent Dan with a Fast Pass to Buzz Lightyears Space Ranger Spin. Q seemed to think that this was going to be a quick and easy case of inter planetary invasion. But is this a Bond parody or a Star Wars parody?
Our story continues:
RoutemanDan walks up to security, confident that with his Secret Agent Man status this would be a non-event. MGM, owner of the Bond franchise, and Disney arent all that close. Dan is strip-searched and otherwise miss-treated by security. If you have been to the Saturday night chat at the Dis you know this is nothing unusual for RMD.
Dan gets dresses, and walking a little funny heads down Main Street. He stops to have his picture taken, Your picture will be ready in about an hour at the Town Square Exposition Hall. Just present this card. No obligation to buy. Goodbye Mr. Dan. says the attractive young cast member photographer. Dan looked over her lanyard, or there about, but didnt see any pins worth trading for, mostly just Aristocats.
Dan walks off, past a guy selling a little girl a balloon. He strolls to Tomorrowland. At Space Ranger Spin and presents his Fast Pass to the CM. Dan thinks she must be in the College Program and gives the new SRS costume the once over. More of a Buzz-look, white with green trim and a more tailored fit that appeals to Dans discriminating eye.
No one else here yet. Mornings are still the best times to ride, waste of a Fast Pass, Dan thinks as he boards the ride. The talk on the Dis was right; the SRS cars are showing a little wear. Dan chuckles at Qs efficiency even his special vehicle looks a little ragged. The new costumes are a nice though he thinks checking out more co-eds at loading.
Dan sits down. He hears a little rip as the vehicle closes and wonders in the womans tight bodice just tore a little. More cat pins. Focus on work Dan-o, he tells himself. A family in polo shirts with some kind of matching embroidery boards just behind Dan. One of the kids has a balloon. Tourists Dan thinks - shirts were probably 50 bucks; the balloon five - poor guy is out $300 bucks for shirts they should have given him the balloon.
Dan has 276,300 points as he get ready to leaves the first room. A crack shot he could have easily maxed the score by now. But Dan is looking for something. If Q is right someone evil from sector 9 is lurking here. Dan sees an odd movement. The kids balloon is floating up towards the ride control security camera. Dad looks pissed. Odd - the Ripped bodice babe is walking along the track probably to get the balloon.
Mayhem breaks out. The kids have broken their laser cannons off the ride cars. Mon is getting up. The CM looks really pissed off. Dad shoots the balloon with his cannon and it blows up like the Hindenburg, taking the ride security camera with it. Hydrogen!
The ride stops. Mom is beside Dan ripping something beside the car. The kids are laying down cover file with what looks like phasers from Star Trek. The CMs are drop stunned in place. Dad has an emergency exit open and the family is moving out. Mom has a piece of green tape in her hand and is pulling Dan free of the ride vehicle door just as the buzz saw target on the blue robot comes free. It cuts Dans ride vehicle in half narrowly missing Dan.
The family exits, Dan in tow, as the lights come on. Dad shuts and holds the door shut with the tape mom had. Dan can see CMs in Tomorrowland costumes on the floor bound and gagged with Green Duct and he starts to take a swing at Dad. The little girl who had the balloon drops him with a green stun blast from her phaser.
As he passes out, Dan hears commotion, someone call All clear Zurg. Dan realizes Q must have been right.
But was He?
Next - Scene V: The Evil Emperor
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