Some of these things are funny and even funnier that some worked.
I'm now 34 yrs old--- dh and I haven't used birth control in 10 years. Went through every test under the sun, insemination, injectable drugs....the whole nine yards. Never did get pregnant w/ a second child and there was no cause that could be found for our infertility.
I do tell him from time to time now though, we might think of being careful...he laughs. Seriously though I'm going to show him this thread. DS is alomst 17 and while there was a long time we wanted more kids....the ship has sailed. He thinks it never did happen so it won't--- though there was no medical reason and it's not like we're technically too old or anything.