Cheesiest pick up lines..?

[skiingfast]

I am really ashamed to say this one but I have a Tattooed heart on my wrist. Its a thick outline of a love heart in black...

Anyway When i was younger (Around 18/19) and used to go out drinking with friends I would be standing at the bar and young ladies would ask what the heart meant and I would always say "It means my heart is empty and I am waiting for someone to fill it".... I can honestly say that this worked 100% of the time and would always get a number or more

So that might be what you call, bad luck, good luck!

 

[kim3339]

ok..ok all.. i did a port tasting at DCA and had some champagne and i am doing cupcakes adn drinking some more champagne.... mmm ok so oooooooo

Jealous!! That sounds like it was fun!!

So, this is not a pick up line, but it is cheesy, and totally has worked for me numerous times.once you have a girl back at your house.

I have a superman poster on the ceiling of my room, wanna see it?

SCORE!

Love that one!! My fav so far.

I am really ashamed to say this one but I have a Tattooed heart on my wrist. Its a thick outline of a love heart in black...

Anyway When i was younger (Around 18/19) and used to go out drinking with friends I would be standing at the bar and young ladies would ask what the heart meant and I would always say "It means my heart is empty and I am waiting for someone to fill it".... I can honestly say that this worked 100% of the time and would always get a number or more

My sister would 100% fall for that one!

 

[bateman]

So that might be what you call, bad luck, good luck!

LOL One could say that... The other way you could look at it was I was using a symbol I love to my advantage

 

[bateman]

My sister would 100% fall for that one!

NOOOOOOOO Tell her to run RUN

 

[ChickenCarlos]

My new toys, 3500watts of pure LOUDNESS, im giong to have a dance party at my house! I like big butts and i can not lie

 

[skiingfast]

My new toys, 3500watts of pure LOUDNESS, im giong to have a dance party at my house! I like big butts and i can not lie

This will be perfect the next time you play your synthesizer.

 

[Shellyf62]

What do your neighbours think of it????

 

[Shellyf62]

I am really ashamed to say this one but I have a Tattooed heart on my wrist. Its a thick outline of a love heart in black...

Anyway When i was younger (Around 18/19) and used to go out drinking with friends I would be standing at the bar and young ladies would ask what the heart meant and I would always say "It means my heart is empty and I am waiting for someone to fill it".... I can honestly say that this worked 100% of the time and would always get a number or more

HA HA HA That's my boy!!!!!!Funny how you never told me that!!!

 

[bateman]

HA HA HA That's my boy!!!!!!Funny how you never told me that!!!

Meh... Camden and Campbelltown girls... What can I say lol

 

[ChickenCarlos]

What do your neighbours think of it????

my neighbors have been best friends of mine since jr. high school, and we are on the same hockey team, they are totally stoked, we can drown out all the other crap music blasting in our neighborhood

 

[ChickenCarlos]

OKAY, i just found my Bar stools, im getting these ASAP, what do you guys think??

 

[bateman]

OKAY, i just found my Bar stools, im getting these ASAP, what do you guys think??

They are awesome

 

[Shellyf62]

my neighbors have been best friends of mine since jr. high school, and we are on the same hockey team, they are totally stoked, we can drown out all the other crap music blasting in our neighborhood

Awesome.....sounds like the best neighbours!!!!!
So when is the first party?

 

[bateman]

Awesome.....sounds like the best neighbours!!!!!
So when is the first party?

In Feb when I come to visit

This will be me dancing to the music -

 

[Shellyf62]

In Feb when I come to visit

This will be me dancing to the music -

Yes I have seen you do those moves before!

 

[kim3339]

Love the bar stools!

 

[skiingfast]

OKAY, i just found my Bar stools, im getting these ASAP, what do you guys think??

I'm thinking a real man would polish off a couple kegs and if they want apply a cushion to thier new seat! ;P

 

[ChickenCarlos]

I'm thinking a real man would polish off a couple kegs and if they want apply a cushion to thier new seat! ;P

LOL, you do have to provide your own keg shell, it is just a kit that comes with a paddded seat and foot rail, so i will be polishing off a few, i do have 1 empty one, and 1 full one i keep in the kegerator, so i will have to get a few more(darn)

 

[ChickenCarlos]

Are you a general? Because you make my privates stand up.

 

[ChickenCarlos]

Would you like an Australian kiss?
It's like a French kiss but down under.