Cheesiest pick up lines..?

[skiingfast]

When you do more then 10 shots of patron in 2 hours, oh yes there is!!

Kim when we are there for our party of all parties I will make that look like not enough.

 

[Tink91]

Kim when we are there for our party of all parties I will make that look like not enough.

I had one too many magaritas last night
I didn't do a Carlos and come on here drunk though

 

[skiingfast]

I had one too many magaritas last night
I didn't do a Carlos and come on here drunk though

I'm trying to keep funball from coming online right now. I don't know GLOWitos she had tonight but she is full of slurs and lisps.

 

[bateman]

I'm trying to keep funball from coming online right now. I don't know GLOWitos she had tonight but she is full of slurs and lisps.

I want a GLOWito lol....

Just after a few GLOWitos I dont want to go on Tower of Terror

 

[skiingfast]

Just after a few GLOWitos I dont want to go on Tower of Terror

Hmmmm, And i figure after a few glowitos people will be encouraged to go on ToT.

 

[Funball]

I'm trying to keep funball from coming online right now. I don't know GLOWitos she had tonight but she is full of slurs and lisps.

...

that is not true i had one glowjito!

 

[Funball]

I had one too many magaritas last night
I didn't do a Carlos and come on here drunk though

i will do that someday! carlos is such a crack up!

 

[Funball]

Hmmmm, And i figure after a few glowitos people will be encouraged to go on ToT.

they are not that strong.

 

[ChickenCarlos]

I had one too many magaritas last night
I didn't do a Carlos and come on here drunk though

WOW, you have much better drunk control than i do, YAY Jugaritas!!!

 

[Funball]

ok..ok all.. i did a port tasting at DCA and had some champagne and i am doing cupcakes adn drinking some more champagne.... mmm ok so oooooooo

why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[skiingfast]

why did the chicken cross the road?

That where the rooster lived.

 

[Funball]

little did you know im drinking non alcoholic champagne! RFLOL

 

[Shellyf62]

WOW, you have much better drunk control than i do, YAY Jugaritas!!!

You need to hide your laptop or keyboard before you go out drinking, so then you cant drunk forum....but then we wont have anything to laugh at you about...come on, it is REALLY amusing....

 

[Funball]

mmmm me had the port and cheese tasting today at disneyland..mmm it was soo good. got a good buzz earlier!! sory shelly no drunk and foruming from me!

 

[Shellyf62]

mmmm me had the port and cheese tasting today at disneyland..mmm it was soo good. got a good buzz earlier!! sory shelly no drunk and foruming from me!

Good girl Funball!!!

I totally embarrassed myself at my best friend's daughter's 18th birthday. I drank a bottle of wine and "forgot" to eat any food. I was blotto....and went around telling everyone in a very loud voice how one of the guests doesnt like me (she really doesnt !!!!!)
At least I didnt forum!!!

 

[Tink91]

And then I had to drive you home, after you fell into the car

Don't worry, its not as bad as me dancing to pokie machines as my mum plays them due to being drunk

 

[ChickenCarlos]

So, this is not a pick up line, but it is cheesy, and totally has worked for me numerous times.once you have a girl back at your house.

I have a superman poster on the ceiling of my room, wanna see it?

SCORE!

 

[Shellyf62]

So, this is not a pick up line, but it is cheesy, and totally has worked for me numerous times.once you have a girl back at your house.

I have a superman poster on the ceiling of my room, wanna see it?

SCORE!

Are you kidding?? Does this actually work?? That is so funny!!!!

 

[Funball]

So, this is not a pick up line, but it is cheesy, and totally has worked for me numerous times.once you have a girl back at your house.

I have a superman poster on the ceiling of my room, wanna see it?

SCORE!

OH I GOT BETTER THEN THAT!!!!

ok i will keep it g rated..


" hey go into the bedroom and maybe i'll see you in there"

 

[bateman]

I am really ashamed to say this one but I have a Tattooed heart on my wrist. Its a thick outline of a love heart in black...

Anyway When i was younger (Around 18/19) and used to go out drinking with friends I would be standing at the bar and young ladies would ask what the heart meant and I would always say "It means my heart is empty and I am waiting for someone to fill it".... I can honestly say that this worked 100% of the time and would always get a number or more