Any Guys Out There ?

[ryanmilla]

Here's the fridge for the movie room.

Hey, could you get my that Carlsberg up there on the top?

 

[StanH]

I think we need some wings to go with those beers.

Mmmm. Those.....wings sure look tasty!

 

[edcrbnsoul]

OK We Johnny off the big screen, we will show this then maybe Caddyshack till sports comes on tonight.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

And you got rid of him? Silly girl!

Now how 'bout fetching me a cold beer on your way back to the kitchen!

Yeah, I'll get you a cold beer, alright...bend over...

 

[ryanmilla]

I think we need some wings to go with those beers.

aaaaa....ahaha......aaaaa.....

 

[JennyMominRI]

I'm 100% female but I can play with the big boys,and I've brought my M16 to prove it..

 

[tmt martins]

Think they'll listen???


1. If you think you're fat, You probably are. Don't ask us.

!

This one got me in trouble a few months ago.

She asked right after talking about telling the truth during our marriage (14 yrs) .

So I very calmly told her to go look in the full size mirror.

She did and said now what.

I said " Thats no carnival mirror and I see no sign on it that Objects may appear larger then they are.So draw your own conclusion , leave me out of it,and don't ask me to lie."

Well boy did it hit the fan.

 

[edcrbnsoul]

The Man Laws site

http://www.manlaws.com

 

[mattsdragon]

I think we need some wings to go with those beers.

There are wings in this picture?

Ok, as I stated, I'm a man, and I will now start the manifesto. . .

If they didn't want us to stare at Jasmine and Ariel (let's not forget Ariel), they wouldn't put them in those outfits. Just be sly.

I cropdust lines. Sometimes it's intentional, some time's it's accidental.

We are expected to look around at Typhoon Lagoon and Blizzard Beach (especially at the bottom of Summit Plummet). Again, no ogling.

That also goes for Erin in the planning video.

I may not make it around the world, but I'll have fun trying and usually end up with a good view of IllumiNations.

We'll shave our backs when the ladies shave theirs (really, you should have seen this lady I saw once).

Crocs. . .not for men. THERE, I SAID IT, MAN LAW!!!

I can't think of anything else for now, but that's my perogrative too.

 

[Hercules10]

I'm 100% female but I can play with the big boys,and I've brought my M16 to prove it..

Only if you plan on serving us donuts on that M16.

Now go iron our shirts.

 

[ktulu]

I'm 100% female but I can play with the big boys,and I've brought my M16 to prove it..

Bah, M16 is old and busted...If you have a M82A1A/M107 we might let you bring your own chair to sit in and hang with us.

If you can get us a M1A1 Abrams in addition to the above, then we'll give you a front row seat

 

[cardaway]

Just remember that Seinfled episode where George got caught checking out the cleavage (Denise Richards?).

Checking things out and not getting caught is a fine art.

And don't forget Megara and Esmerelda. They're hot and not as uptight as those Princesses.

 

[sodaseller]

Yep. Wife made me go. No big deal for me. Then kids came. Then it was great. Now I have surpassed my wife in enthusiasm

 

[Hercules10]

Oh yeah...another DIS guy rule. When snorkeling in Serenity Bay, any bikinis that get in the way of the underwater camera are "nature shots".

 

[JennyMominRI]

Yep. Wife made me go. No big deal for me. Then kids came. Then it was great. Now I have surpassed my wife in enthusiasm

OMG..You're a man?

 

[L107ANGEL]

Sorry for the intrusion guys!! Jenny!! Back to your manly thread!

 

[WIcruizer]

Enough of these "pop ins" ladies. If you enter the thread, you better be scantily clad, have a tray of beers, or both!

 

[JennyMominRI]

Enough of these "pop ins" ladies. If you enter the thread, you better be scantily clad, have a tray of beers, or both!

My avatar is as scantily clad as I get.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Enough of these "pop ins" ladies. If you enter the thread, you better be scantily clad, have a tray of beers, or both!

Eh, I bartended for years. I have no problem serving anyone

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

OMG..You're a man?

I suppose there are worse places you could hear this line.