MANLAW: We meant to do that. In fact, we planned it that way.
MANLAW: Men do not need umbrellas in their drinks as men are smart enough to go inside and protect their drinks in the event of rain.
MANLAW: The plastic poncho is temporary and will be removed at the earliest possible moment.
MANLAW: Character hugging is forbidden.
MANLAW Addendum: Except princesses, for which a firm, long hug is recommended.
MANLAW: Men could do without, but choose not to.
MANLAW: No one butts in. But no one says anything if someone does butt in.
MANLAW: Highpowered image stabilization binoculars are easily justified in WDW. Refer to the birding, architectural features and weather sections of the excuse codes.
MANLAW: Hot is hot, even if she is your (choose one: best friend, neighbor, kids' friends' mom, sister)
MANLAW: We're riding again. End of discussion.
MANLAW: What the touring plan says, goes.
MANLAW: There is nothing wrong with using four different modes of transportation to go only five miles.
MANLAW: Eating a turkeyleg is symbolic of man's triumph over nature. The first bite must start with a hard clamping motion, following by the hand tearing the turkeyleg viciously from the mouth.
MANLAW addendum: Cotton candy, any color, is forbidden.
MANLAW: Bigger is always better, except for electronic gadgets.
MANLAW: Don't call us, and we won't call you.
