Although I'd say if anyone is brave enough to delete a tag, they are no longer taggable.
They will tag-ban you!
Beggars can't be choosers!
The thing with the Tag Fairy is that you never know when it's coming. Say something dumb or moderately amusing and you'll magically see a tag. This is the very reason I decline to tell stories like the time I helped out a buddy by shaving his back. On a Tag Happy day I'd be labeled as a Professional Back Shaver. The Tag Fairy is not to be messed with.
WARNING
Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to the Tag Fairy.
Caution: The Tag Fairy may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
The Tag Fairy contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use The Tag Fairy on concrete.
Discontinue use of The Tag Fairy if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations
If The Tag Fairy begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
The Tag Fairy may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, The Tag Fairy should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration.
Failure to do so relieves the employers of The Tag Fairy, DISboards.com, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of The Tag Fairy include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
The Tag Fairy has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt The Tag Fairy.
The Tag Fairy comes with a lifetime guarantee.
The Tag Fairy
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
I also can't stand the way that Archie half closes his eyes and nods his head, ewww.
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