Advice?

[GoofyDad869]

Baby fell on the floor. Now has a flat head. What should I do?

 

[Art Vandalay]

Baby fell on the floor. Now has a flat head. What should I do?

Hit the other side with a hammer to even it out.

 

[GoofyDad869]

Hit the other side with a hammer to even it out.

But then I'd never get any experience with a gifted child!

 

[Art Vandalay]

But then I'd never get any experience with a gifted child!

Why not? There need be no evidence of superior intellect to claim a child is gifted

 

[disneynutt1225]

Breastfeed immediately!! DUH!

 

[luvmydogs]

Baby fell on the floor. Now has a flat head. What should I do?

Obviously my parenting skills are superior to yours, as I only hit my baby's head on the ceiling fan.

 

[GoofyDad869]

Obviously my parenting skills are superior to yours, as I only hit my baby's head on the ceiling fan.

Must be a Seahawks fan.

 

[luvmydogs]

Uh oh.

I was thinking your thread was a goof on all the advice/superior parent/I'm better than you threads. I *did not* mean to be rude in my response!

Or are you goofing on me with the Seahawks comment? I'm a Yankee fan.

 

[ElizaB39]

Obviously my parenting skills are superior to yours, as I only hit my baby's head on the ceiling fan.

Well, then my dh must be even more superior, we hit, and broke, the globe light on the ceiling fan unit when we were in FL to go to DISNEY with dd's head! And, guess what folks? 9 years later she IS in the gifted program...

So...

bang away!!!

 

[Art Vandalay]

Well, then my dh must be even more superior, we hit, and broke, the globe light on the ceiling fan unit when we were in FL to go to DISNEY with dd's head! And, guess what folks? 9 years later she IS in the gifted program...

So...

bang away!!!

Clearly you knocked some sense into her

 

[GoofyDad869]

bang away!!!

I take offense at this. I'm conservative, you know.

 

[GoofyDad869]

I was thinking your thread was a goof on all the advice/superior parent/I'm better than you threads. I *did not* mean to be rude in my response!

It's a goof on the various thread titles that have popped up today. If hypothetical baby HAD fallen on the floor, this would be the last place I'd be telling that to.

I'm just passing the time until Miss America!

 

[luvmydogs]

...If hypothetical baby HAD fallen on the floor, this would be the last place I'd be telling that to....

Thanks for the explanation. I'm finding it increasingly difficult to recognize true common sense lately.

"Hypothetical baby"

 

[GoofyDad869]

"Hypothetical baby"

Is that some new eyebrow threading technique?
That would be a great name for a band!

When I got on DIS earlier this morning, it got in my mind that I could *possibly* be up to 500 posts by the bitter end of today. I figured this would be a most constructive way to achieve that end.

 

[nwdisgal]

Must be a Seahawks fan.

Hey... watch your comment! I resemble that remark.

I suggest you get them to Krispy Kreme, right when the donuts are rolling off the press so that they are hot and fresh. Ingesting a large glop of cold hydrogenated fat from a stale donut could do far worse to that child.

 

[ElizaB39]

Insert comma

its

all

hypothectical, baby

 

[GoofyDad869]

Would cosmetic surgery help? Usually could help a Seahawks fan... (sorry, I just couldn't resist)

 

[Cantw8]

I would love to give you some advice, but when I was twizzing my eyebrows earlier, I accidently dislodged my eyeball from the socket I feel so stupid. It hit the sink and bounced off of the toilet seat. I am too disgusted to pick it up, it did hit the TOILET SEAT eeewwwww. So, I am bleeding rather profusely right now, in fact I am on the verge of a blackout. I am still waiting for someone to respond to my earlier thread on what I should do. Good luck with your conehead baby.

 

[GoofyDad869]

Good luck with your conehead baby.

It's "flathead" baby. Sheesh. You must be a Carolina Panther fan.

And this is my...

500th Post!

Peace, out.
GD

 

[luvmydogs]

Would cosmetic surgery help? Usually could help a Seahawks fan... (sorry, I just couldn't resist)

Hey!

Are you talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me?!!!

Oh, you're talking to nwdisgal.