Advice?

GoofyDad869 · Jan 21, 2006

Baby fell on the floor. Now has a flat head. What should I do?

Art Vandalay · Jan 21, 2006

GoofyDad869 said:
Baby fell on the floor. Now has a flat head. What should I do?

Hit the other side with a hammer to even it out.

GoofyDad869 · Jan 21, 2006

Hit the other side with a hammer to even it out.

But then I'd never get any experience with a gifted child!

Art Vandalay · Jan 21, 2006

GoofyDad869 said:
But then I'd never get any experience with a gifted child!

Why not? There need be no evidence of superior intellect to claim a child is gifted :teeth:

disneynutt1225 · Jan 21, 2006

Breastfeed immediately!! DUH! :confused3

luvmydogs · Jan 21, 2006

GoofyDad869 said:
Baby fell on the floor. Now has a flat head. What should I do?

Obviously my parenting skills are superior to yours, as I only hit my baby's head on the ceiling fan.

GoofyDad869 · Jan 21, 2006

Obviously my parenting skills are superior to yours, as I only hit my baby's head on the ceiling fan.

Must be a Seahawks fan.

luvmydogs · Jan 21, 2006

Uh oh.

I was thinking your thread was a goof on all the advice/superior parent/I'm better than you threads. I *did not* mean to be rude in my response!

Or are you goofing on me with the Seahawks comment? I'm a Yankee fan.

ElizaB39 · Jan 21, 2006

luvmydogs said:
Obviously my parenting skills are superior to yours, as I only hit my baby's head on the ceiling fan.

Well, then my dh must be even more superior, we hit, and broke, the globe light on the ceiling fan unit when we were in FL to go to DISNEY with dd's head! And, guess what folks? 9 years later she IS in the gifted program...

So...

bang away!!!

:rotfl:

Art Vandalay · Jan 21, 2006

ElizaB39 said:
Well, then my dh must be even more superior, we hit, and broke, the globe light on the ceiling fan unit when we were in FL to go to DISNEY with dd's head! And, guess what folks? 9 years later she IS in the gifted program...

So...

bang away!!!

Clearly you knocked some sense into her :teeth:

GoofyDad869 · Jan 21, 2006

bang away!!!

I take offense at this. I'm conservative, you know.

GoofyDad869 · Jan 21, 2006

I was thinking your thread was a goof on all the advice/superior parent/I'm better than you threads. I *did not* mean to be rude in my response!

It's a goof on the various thread titles that have popped up today. If hypothetical baby HAD fallen on the floor, this would be the last place I'd be telling that to.

I'm just passing the time until Miss America! :banana:

luvmydogs · Jan 21, 2006

GoofyDad869 said:
...If hypothetical baby HAD fallen on the floor, this would be the last place I'd be telling that to....

Thanks for the explanation. I'm finding it increasingly difficult to recognize true common sense lately.

"Hypothetical baby" :teeth:

GoofyDad869 · Jan 21, 2006

"Hypothetical baby"

Is that some new eyebrow threading technique?
That would be a great name for a band!

When I got on DIS earlier this morning, it got in my mind that I could *possibly* be up to 500 posts by the bitter end of today. I figured this would be a most constructive way to achieve that end.

nwdisgal · Jan 21, 2006

GoofyDad869 said:
Must be a Seahawks fan.

Hey... watch your comment! I resemble that remark.

I suggest you get them to Krispy Kreme, right when the donuts are rolling off the press so that they are hot and fresh. Ingesting a large glop of cold hydrogenated fat from a stale donut could do far worse to that child.

ElizaB39 · Jan 21, 2006

Insert comma

its

all

hypothectical, baby

:confused3

GoofyDad869 · Jan 21, 2006

Would cosmetic surgery help? Usually could help a Seahawks fan... :thumbsup2

(sorry, I just couldn't resist)

Cantw8 · Jan 21, 2006

I would love to give you some advice, but when I was twizzing my eyebrows earlier, I accidently dislodged my eyeball from the socket :rolleyes:

I feel so stupid. It hit the sink and bounced off of the toilet seat. I am too disgusted to pick it up, it did hit the TOILET SEAT eeewwwww. So, I am bleeding rather profusely right now, in fact I am on the verge of a blackout. I am still waiting for someone to respond to my earlier thread on what I should do. :confused3

Good luck with your conehead baby.

GoofyDad869 · Jan 21, 2006

Good luck with your conehead baby.

It's "flathead" baby. Sheesh. You must be a Carolina Panther fan.

And this is my...

500th Post!

Peace, out. :hippie:

GD

luvmydogs · Jan 21, 2006

GoofyDad869 said:
Would cosmetic surgery help? Usually could help a Seahawks fan... (sorry, I just couldn't resist)

Hey!

Are you talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me?!!! :smokin:

Oh, you're talking to nwdisgal. :blush:

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