Just as no cheeseburger is complete without bacon
Nah. I can leave off the bacon. In fact I prefer it without. Gets in the way.
Now chilli.... beef chilli, not bean
that should be on.
or no Nursing School Graduation is complete without a near nervous breakdown
awwww... poor li'l queen.
or no home remodel project is complete without significant cost overruns,
Try building one from scratch.
Not only does it get you all the way around the Showcase, but it gets you into the shops that you may not otherwise actually get into.
Hmmmm..... maybe... maybe....
the Pavilions offer a nice variety of authentic junk that no one really needs….
It would be nice if they actually stocked stuff you did need.
And some of it’s actually not even made in China.
The Chinese pavilion is going to be a major disappointment.
I think I like you.
(I mean I couldn’t very well take Sven home with me, but a girl can always dream, no?),
Well, if you've got your heart set on Sven, you can just come up here.
Of course we call them caribou and not reindeer here, but it's the same animal.
Hmm.... I've eaten caribou (which is amazing, by the way.) I wonder if I ate one of Sven's relatives... Hm....
Anyway, if you want to take Sven home with you, instead of a massive reindeer, might I suggest a hamster instead? Less clean up.
I am… a little unconventional
You don't say.
The proper way is to go counterclockwise.
Of course it is. Everyone knows that.
mmmmm... that sounds good!
And... I may have had one. I really don't remember which margs I ordered!
While some sashay, I prefer to saunter, generally speaking.
You're doing it wrong.
Today was a beat cheeks sort occasion.

I have a picture in my mind that I can't say on a family board.
A Halloween party to get to by 5:00!
You're going to do all of WS and
then go to
MNSSHP????
While not her favorite country’s pavilion
Okay... I'll bite.
What
is your favourite country's pavilion?
But, it wasn’t a healthy dose of nostalgia Steppe was seeking; it was a healthy dose of tequila so she could take a little mini fiesta with her while she shopped. Olé!!!!!
But how could you shop with it if you finished it before the first shop??
Proof:
Not even at France yet and... no drink.
It must be noted here that this was the ONE and only time that The Ditch was not overrun with riff-raff trying to enjoy the space.
Ah. So that qualifies me as riff-raff....
Yeah, pretty accurate.
Now, I suppose you thought Steppe should do the logical thing and shop a bit for Souvenir #1. If you did, you’d be wrong.
Nope. I actually didn't think you would.
So, with refreshing beverage in hand (sorry, photo fail on this one!), out into the warm and beautiful Florida sunshine she set out to get her shop on. Next stop Canada!
Uh, huh.
How long did you have that drink in hand??
Bear in mind, however, they are royal opinions, so unless you too don a tiara, please pipe down, nod your head, and just follow along, okay?

Yes your highness.
Canada is… ummm, limited in the way of stuff to buy and choose from. Sorry, my Canadian friends; no reflection on you, unless in general there is a lack of stuff up there?
No offense taken. I have no idea who stocks that place... my best bet is it's someone who's never been to Canada. What
is all that crap?
All Beaver Butt soap jokes aside, what is it that you’re promoting and showcasing for export and tourist consumption?
Maybe we're trying to keep the riff-raff from La Cava out.
Remember, while Steppe is a royal, her financial situation looks more like the current national budget plan.
HOLY CRAP!!!!!! Your financial situation lets you spend
4 trillion dollars!?!?!?!?!?!?
Wow. No offense but.... you could do so much better up here.
(Just pretend those few steps on concrete was crossing an ocean.)
Sure. Makes total sense. Last few times I crossed the pond, I didn't get my feet wet. Must be concrete.
I, honestly am sadly extremely lacking in knowledge and education as to exactly HOW the UK, Great Britain, and each country therein are connected and related politically and socially. It’s something I really should study up on a bit so as to fill this hole in my understanding.
I too. I did actually look it up once... but.... that's gone now.
Actually... as useless junk goes... I kinda like that.
I wonder if they train their CMs on how to pose for photos.
Even the men might find this a fun challenge.
Um.....
(Still contemplating on how to throw in an interlude of exploding helicopters so I don’t lose half of my audience in one chapter.)
Now you're talking!
Someday…. Provence I will have you.
Ah... Provence... I would love to. Really, the only part of France I've done (twice) is Paris.
See how easy it is to cross the canal?
Easier than a Channel.
That right there is an awesome photo. Never even noticed it before.
Really nice, Liesa.
As you can see my kids were really going the distance! Phew! Look at THAT, would ya? Doing Disney like pros. (I see crashing and burning during Hallowishes...)

They look so
done!
I HATED Paris. I know many of you are in love with it and its people, I am not one. The people were rude, and in one case, MEAN to my family and I, the streets were filthy, it was difficult to navigate, and horrifically expensive, meh.
I'm sorry you had that experience.
We had a
wonderful time.
The people were
so friendly and courteous. I never noticed any dirt in the streets, never got lost using subways or busses and didn't find it that pricey.
But... I'm curious. "Mean to my family". Are you referring to being deliberately sent to the wrong place some time?
I found, and left with….
Nothing.
Too bad.
This seems to be the shot that
everyone gets!
Well, I only regurgitated. The other ladies can school you a LOT more. See Below...
Nah. I already forgot what
you told me!
You would too. And if you did, I'd have to seriously think about retracting my prior comment.
What if I let you drive it?