We left Swiss Family Robinson's Treehouse and headed towards The Tiki Room. As we walk, Kris notices that the ground is all wet. "What is this from?" Kris wants to know. "Wait here to find out" I tell him. It wasn't long before the kids were playing in camel and Tiki spit!!
While they played, Ken ran over to find out how many minutes until the next show at the Tiki Room. Once we found out we had 12 minutes, we jumped on Magic Carpets of Aladdin because there was no wait.
Kris was less than thrilled to be going on this ride because it was such a "kid ride." He changed his tune by the end of the ride. "THAT WAS FUN......for a kids ride I mean." Ahhhh...the Disney bug is starting to bite Kris. This ride is a must do for us, but on our MK filler day. I think if we only had 1 day in the MK, this would be on the chopping block.
After that, we ran over to the Tiki room and made it just in time for the next showing. We started watching the show, were singing along and having a grand old time, when Kris gave me this look. I thought it was the "Are you kidding me?" look. Turns out it was really the "This is AMAZING" look. This became one of Kris' favorite shows hands down. Jade was equally in love. Her favorite part of the show was when the castmember came dressed up as the Tiki Goddess in the middle of the show. It became an even more favorite part when she discovered that it was a robot!
After that, we went to ride the Jungle Cruise. I was expecting Ephraim to be in love with this and many other rides. And he did love the rides....but it turns out he is a CHICKEN. And so I now introduce for your benefit, Ephraim's Scale of Terror. A smile means no terror. A slightly terrifying ride looks like this:
There is also the one hand to the mouth, meaning that the ride is terrifying. Two hands to the mouth means it is slightly beyond terrifying. Two hands to the mouth laying down in the fetal position so scared that he can not even utter a cry is the absolutely worst ride of terror ever. I'll let you take your guess as to what ride caused this behavior.
Anywho, onto the Jungle Cruise we go!
"Everyone turn around and wave good-bye to the folks back on the dock... They may never see you again. "
You know, a lot of safaris camp around this area. Hmm.... that could be one up ahead. (Points) Uh-oh... this one has some uninvited house guests! One of those gorillas is going to have an eye opening experience. Should be mind blasting. I couldn't get that jeep started. They got it to turn over.
Do you know how you can tell that that's an African elephant? (wait for response)... It's because we're in Africa
Up on the grassy knoll, a fake giraffe is choking on a plastic leaf.
Here's a little advice. Never play poker in the jungle, because there are lots of cheetahs around. If they say they're not a cheetah, then they're probably just a lion. Over there is an example of the first Law of the Jungle: Don't be a zebra. Don't worry kids! That zebra is just sleeping. Those lions are his friends! The Lions are protecting the sleeping zebra.
There's that lost safari we've been looking for. Obviously mixed up in some kind of native uprising. That rhino seems to be getting his point across, and I'm sure that guy on the bottom will get the point in the end! Hey I know that guy on the bottom, on the bottom, there's Ahontis. Looks like the Rhino is trying to poke Ahontis.
Don't worry, the natives tell me that they are only dangerous when they wiggle their ears and blow bubbles....
And look at all the elephants out here today! This comes as a complete surprise to me cause I had no idea these guys were going to be here. If you want to take pictures go ahead- all the elephants have their trunks on.
As you can tell, this is one of our favorite rides! As we excited the ride, one of the cast members spotted Ephraim and apologized. He swore he had no idea how the monkey got out of it's cage. We promised we wouldn't mind taking our monkey home. The kids all REALLY wanted to ride the jungle cruise again. We had wanted to try out the Liberty Belle this time around, so it was a choice. We decided we would stick to the plan and head over to the Liberty Belle and try to go on the Jungle Cruise on another day.
Ephraim's Scale of Terror for the Liberty Belle:
Not a full smile, but we're getting there.
The Liberty Belle Boat ride provides some nice scenery, but I don't think we'd do this again. It was nice to do once, maybe we'll do it again in the future, but it certainly won't ever be a "must do" for our family.
The kids enjoyed this. Kris and Nathaniel ventured off by themselves to the bottom of the boat. We told them to stick together, and to meet us at the exit of the boat when the ride was over. Ainsley and Jade stuck with us in the shade. It was REALLY hot and humid.
Towards the end of the ride, Ken decided to take Ephraim and run down to the bottom to be with the boys when the ride ended. We agreed to meet up at the exit....guess who didn't stick to the plan again? We get off the ride and....Where is Ken and the boys?? We wait by the exit and wait and wait....soon the boat is empty and there is no sight of them.

Since the exit and the entrance is in two different places, we decided to check the entrance where the stroller was parked. We head up to the entrance and....the stroller is gone! Uggghhh! So know I'm left wondering, did Ken take the stroller, or did someone else take the stroller! I decided to leave Jade and Ainsley at the entrance of the Liberty Belle and I was going to go check the exit one last time, and then head down to the Country Bear Jamboree because I knew Ken knew that was where we were headed next. I checked the entrance - no luck. I ran down to Country Bear Jamboree - no luck. People are lining up for the parade and I'm left wondering what to do....Do I let the kids watch the parade and hope we find Ken later? I run back to the Liberty Bell hoping they will be there and what a relief - they are! Ken did not follow the plan at all. Not even a tiny little bit. He took the boys to get some water, walked up to get the stroller, went back to the exit, saw we weren't there, stopped for more water, before finally meandering back to the entrance where the girls were waiting.

FOLLOW THE PLAN.....you will see this is a problem through out the trip ending in a meltdown on my part.