A pickup with horns?

[momsgonwild]

It is 8:15 PM, and a man just knocked on my door trying to sell me meat. He tells me that he had deliveries to make in my neighborhood, and some of them went south. I am already trying to tell him, "no thanks", when I look
behind him to see his pickup. There is a huge set of long horns sitting on top.
I quickly told him no again, and shut, locked, and deadbolted my door.
Why on earth would someone buy meat out of a pickup with horns?
Even better, why did he pick my house to sell meat? This is just great, the cow stalker knows where I live.

 

[dbarker]

Is that even legal? I wonder what the FDA would say about that? All I can think of yuck! I only buy me meat from HEB (Texas grocery store). I hope he doesn't come to my house since we are in the same area. Thanks for the Heads Up.

 

[Marseeya]

That happened here once! Someone in a beat-up old pickup truck came to our house wanting to sell us meat from a cooler.

 

[WDWAurora]

Somebody came to my parents' house like that over the summer...and mom was home alone, and she has dementia...so I pulled up and was a little scared, but she had still sent him on his way. Feisty mama. *sigh* Ok, moving on...

 

[Jennasmomma]

Oh my.... I'd be worried it was tainted with mad cow or something hahaha

 

[minkydog]

Or that it wasn't cow meat at all

 

[Cyndirella]

We used to have one of those around here. The truck was even painted like a cow (in addition to the horns)! He came to our house one day giving the same spiel you got...someone ordered and didn't pay so I could get it at a huge discount. I told him no thanks and he kept on. I finally had to shut the door in his face.

 

[momsgonwild]

I called the Police Department just to make sure it was legitimate. They did not know of anyone in the area having a license to sell meat door to door.
They wanted to know if I got the license plate number of the pickup. No, I did not. There were horns on it!

 

[ilovepcot]

The mental picture of this is hysterical! Is it any wonder that some of his orders "went south"?

 

[happybratpack]

They do this around here too...same line.

Never trust a man with horns!

 

[mannasn]

It's pretty common to have the door-to-door "meat man" come around here. They usually sell meat among other things, but don't sound nearly as creepy as the truck with horns! LOL