Episode 14: The update with multiple thwarted photo-ops
I started our day with another text to my mom to check up on the status of my little rip van winkle, who, of course, slept through the night with no trouble once again. My mom also had no trouble getting him to sleep, apparently they just sat on the bed together watching baseball, and eventually he just drifted off and she transferred him easily into the crib.
I was seriously considering hiding her return plane ticket so that she couldnt leave!
We got ready without incident, left the resort right on time, and made it to Epcot right before rope drop. The morning started out with just me, DH, DMom and DS. Shane had plans at DTD, and Amy and Bryan were actually acting like they were on vacation and were enjoying sleeping in.
We missed the park opening ceremony, because we were (you guessed it) shopping, but I was able to grab everyones ticket and join the mad dash for Soarin fastpasses. I wasnt one of the first people at the FP machines (like I generally like to be), but I didnt do too badly considering where I started out. Those speed walking skills I learned in my stroller fitness class really come in handy!
I just love this mural, don't you!
I actually had a near disaster on the way to get the fastpasses. I ended up dropping one of the tickets on my way into the pavilion, but a little boy saw what I did, picked up the ticket, and ran it up to me. I thanked him profusely, because I dont know what I would have done if I had lost it! I know that I can replace my AP with no trouble, but I had dropped DHs military ticket, that Im pretty sure is not in the system! It was certainly a magical moment and some good Disney karma!
cute duck family!
Fastpasses in hand, I joined the crowds filing back up the escalator, and made my way over to Mission Space, where the family was waiting for me.
see, I wasn't the very last person to get my fastpasses!
I know that Mission Space is not universally beloved around here, but DH and I are big fans! I love all the g-forces and Im always impressed when they simulate zero gravity. I know its just a trick they are playing on your body by stopping the spinning, but it really does almost feel like you are floating. I think that is such a cool trick!
One of the things DH likes about the ride is being the pilot! He is a pilot in real life and when he gets inside the X-2 deep space shuttle he always pretends he is actually pre-flighting an aircraft. Apparently the control panels are pretty realistic. I like to mess with him by just punching all the buttons randomly and shouting out fake aviation sounding commands.
DH has been known to shove small children out of the way so that he can claim the pilot spot, but this time we were in luck because it was only the two of us in our capsule. I got to be the commander and the engineer, so I lorded my superior position of authority over him. He was the pilot and the navigator so any disruptions in flight or landing would all be his fault.
Well, as usual, everything on our Mars mission started out great, and Im pleased to say that everything I was in charge of went off flawlessly. DH, not so much, first he flew us into some asteroids instead of approaching our landing strip from a different angle, then he blew out the autopilot, and then he crashed the ship. I think he needs to spend some more time at the ISTC training facilities learning how to do his job properly.
After our ignoble entrance onto the red planet- although if you ask DH, hell tell you Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing we headed into the official gift shop of Mars, where we met up with my Mom and Everett. My mom had been (surprise, surprise!) shopping, and now Everett was the proud owner of a Mickey spinny light-up toy. Apparently he needed it!. I couldnt argue with the fact that he was completely enthralled with it, and it did come in handy for entertainment in a pinch at many other points of the trip.
From the stars to the sea- we then decided to ride something a little more family friendly and headed over to Nemo. I am a big fan of this ride, and Everett was too on our last trip. I really love the Big Blue World song, it reminds me of some of the great attraction songs from Old EPCOT. I was so happy that they incorporated a new song into the ride, there is just something so special about attraction music.
Before we entered the ride, I wanted to get a picture with Everett outside with the Nemo characters. This was where we hit the first photo snafu of the day. There was a family taking photos when we walked up, so I stood back at a respectful distance and let them take their photos. Once they were done I was walking up with Everett, when another family ran right up and started messing around. I was a little put out that they didnt wait their turn, but I stood back again, trying to be courteous. Unfortunately this family didnt seem to understand what courtesy was. They took their photos, and then instead of moving on, they just let their children run wild over the Nemo characters.
Now, I know Im a little touchy about Disney property. I dont like to see it compromised and I like to see people following the rules. Im pretty sure that you are not supposed to be running around with the Nemo characters, and I know that you are not supposed to be climbing all over them. I think youre just supposed to stand in front and get your picture taken.
While I was waiting, a line was started to form behind me of other families, but the first family was not budging. They did not seem to care at all. After standing there for a while with DH starting to get really antsy, I decided that Id just have to go up and get my photo with those other kids running around in the background.
So, here is my photo- note the little girl sitting on one of the characters, and her sister pulling on Nemos fin. The brother is just helpfully running back and forth.
After that somewhat unsatisfactory photo experience, we parked the stroller and headed inside. Since there was no wait, I decided to not bring the becco carrier, and instead just bring the pluto backpack.
We entered the queue and pretty much walked right on. This was great, except for the fact that it was dark as night once you got to the undersea part of the queue. I have terrible night vision to start with, and add that to having no time for my eyes to adjust, and I could not see a hand in front of my face. I kept walking into the sides of the corrals, and bumping into DH who was walking in front of me, I must have been quite a sight.
I know it wasnt just me, because even my mom was commenting on how dark it was, way darker than usual. Maybe they forget to turn on some of the lights, it was first thing in the morning.
Anyway, I was pretty happy to be in my clammobile, where I couldnt walk into or trip over anything!
Everett really enjoyed this ride, its fun and brightly colored and perfect for toddlers. His favorite part was when you enter the EAC, he kept saying ba-boo (bubbles) over and over again. I was happy to see that the angler fish animatronic was working, I feel like that one is always hit or miss.
After the ride, I was really excited to take Everett to see the fish tanks. Since one of the highlights of Everetts life is visiting the fish tanks at Petsmart, I thought that giant fish in a huge fish tank would just blow his mind. Well, I apparently underestimated the appeal of- Running Around A Giant Circle! Everett looked around at the fish for approximately 38 seconds, then he laid eyes on something apparently even more appealing- the raised circular dais inside the main fish tank.
I dont know if I ever noticed it before, but there is the main level that you can walk around, the level that is right up against the fish tank, but there are also two raised levels, I guess for when it is really crowded, you can go up there and get an elevated view of the tanks. Well no one was up there (that is until Everett climbed up) and then proceeded to run around like a crazy person for 15 solid minutes.
No one was interested in climbing up to the top viewing level, he wasnt getting in anyones way or bothering anyone, so I just him go. He ran in circles and squealed with glee that I had apparently taken him to the best place EVER! Who needs the world largest indoor fish tank when you can run in circles.
The only downside to this arrangement was that I also had to run in circles following him, but I guess I got my perfect excuse for an extra mickey bar that day.
Once he began to slow down, I grabbed him and we made our way down to some of the fish tanks downstairs. These were a big hit, since there were no indoor lap courses downstairs to distract from the fish.
We headed over to the area with Bruce, since I wanted to take the photo in Bruces mouth that has become a DIS classic.
The area was pretty crowded, but I let Everett explore a little before we took our photo. He really liked the little tunnel that you could crawl through, and all the buttons to push, but his hands down favorite part was where you put your hand in the sharks mouth and he makes a snapping sound. DS thought this was just hilarious, and kept putting his hand in and laughing and laughing.
At this point I noticed that there was only one other family in line for the Bruce photo, so I corralled Everett and got DH and we went over and stood in line. There was one family in the shark, and the family I was waiting behind, so I figured it would all be moving along pretty quick. Well, before the family in front of me was able to take their place in Bruces mouth, some other kids pushed their way in. They were horsing around and the kicker was that their parents were not just taking a picture, but were filming the whole thing. Seriously, this is not a film moment, take your photo and move on to something else, people are waiting in line- people you just barged in front of.
While rude family #2 was taking their sweet time in Bruces mouth, another little girl (probably about 10 years old) came up and started trying to climb into the mouth, oh no, no, no! At this point Everett was getting really squirmy, I wanted my photo and I was about tired of people who thought that lines did not apply to them. I said very nicely excuse me sweetheart, but there is a line here waiting for photos, if you would like a photo youll have to get in line and wait your turn. I was in no way rude, I was the very picture of sweetness itself. Of course this made no difference to the girls mother, who apparently was waiting two families behind me. She let me know in a very snippy tone of voice that we are waiting, thank you very much. Thats great, maybe she should wait with you, as opposed to getting in other peoples vacation photos.
I did hold my tongue and didnt say anything else, because at that point the filming family had moved on and the man and his daughter that had been waiting all this time were taking their picture. Mark says that I should really mind my own business, that one of these days Im going to get punched by an irate Disney guest, but I figure that would just make an even more interesting trip report, right?
By this point Everett was in full on melt down mode. Even though it was only around 10:30, I think he completely exhausted himself running the baby version of a half marathon around the tank viewing area. We did get up there, we got one photo, but the flash didnt go off, Everett is screaming, and it is just a winner of a vacation photo.
At this point I just carried poor screaming Everett out of the Seas Pavilion, yes, I was that parent, hauling a hysterical toddler out of the building.
I got him settled in the stroller, where he promptly feel asleep.
So, whats next?