8/17/08 Captain Jack's Repossession Repo Cruise to PC thru TPC Part 5

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Thanks Lorri! I forgot to ask tho if you mind if I use it in my siggie also? Please tell me if you don't want me to use it Okay????

Shhhh! Don't tell anyone, but I stole it from Lisa...
 
Would anyone like to hear a TOTALLY GROSS Amtrak story??

Yes? Good...

Me & DH (pre-kids) took Amtrak to FLA (I hate to fly). Made the mistake of going coach (no bed) Well I used the facilities in the Bar Car. The bathroom has that silver port-a-potty type setup. Went No. 1 turned around as the flusher was a push-button type thing on the wall behind the toilet. Pushed the button. The silver trap door opened and instead of sucking stuff OUT, it spewed stuff out - ALL OVER ME. I can get much more graphic but I won't. Just remember one important fact. I was in THE BAR CAR, and I had to wash all the stuff off of me and OUT OF MY HAIR in the sink! By the time I finally hit our hotel in Orlando, I had the SHOWER OF MY LIFE!


I hold this as one of the most embarrasing moments of my life :rotfl: :rotfl: But I can laugh about it................now that is!
OH TERRIBLE! POOR YOU

Dare I say in the UK thats ''toliet trained''
 
Saw this joke on another website. Thought it fitting with the conversations from a week or so ago:



Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a look-out spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, ''Bring me my Red Shirt.'' The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt and whilst wearing the bright red frock he led his men into battle and defeated the pirates. Later on that day, the look-out spotted not one, but two pirate ships. The captain again called for his red shirt and once again, though the fighting was fierce, he was victorious over the two ships. That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumphs and one of the them asked the captain, ''Sir, why do you call for your red shirt before battle? The captain replied, ''If I am wounded in the attack, the shirt will not show my blood and thus, you men will continue to fight, unafraid.'' All of the men sat in silence and marveled at the courage of such a manly man as Captain Bravo. As dawn came the next morning, the look-out spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirates ships approaching from the far horizon. The crew stared at the captain and waited for his usual reply. Captain Bravo calmly shouted, ''Get me my brown pants.''

ROFL! The reason we kept asking for brown pants last week during booking is because someone posted this a couple days before. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I guess that it did seem strange to those just joining up when the guys kept asking for them. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 

:laughing: pirate: ::yes:: I agree.. the early is called Captains dining all prim and proper, but for those of us hearty enough to have the late sitting.. pirate: :dance3: pirate: we be partying pirates though and though..argggggg

I'll be partying even tho I'm in Capatain's dining!
 
Would anyone like to hear a TOTALLY GROSS Amtrak story??

Yes? Good...

Me & DH (pre-kids) took Amtrak to FLA (I hate to fly). Made the mistake of going coach (no bed) Well I used the facilities in the Bar Car. The bathroom has that silver port-a-potty type setup. Went No. 1 turned around as the flusher was a push-button type thing on the wall behind the toilet. Pushed the button. The silver trap door opened and instead of sucking stuff OUT, it spewed stuff out - ALL OVER ME. I can get much more graphic but I won't. Just remember one important fact. I was in THE BAR CAR, and I had to wash all the stuff off of me and OUT OF MY HAIR in the sink! By the time I finally hit our hotel in Orlando, I had the SHOWER OF MY LIFE!


I hold this as one of the most embarrasing moments of my life :rotfl: :rotfl: But I can laugh about it................now that is!

Ugghh! Note to self - if I ever take Amtrak, be sure to get a sleeping car!
 
Would anyone like to hear a TOTALLY GROSS Amtrak story??

Yes? Good...

Me & DH (pre-kids) took Amtrak to FLA (I hate to fly). Made the mistake of going coach (no bed) Well I used the facilities in the Bar Car. The bathroom has that silver port-a-potty type setup. Went No. 1 turned around as the flushers was a push-button type thing on the wall behind the toilet. Pushed the button. The silver trap door opened and instead of sucking stuff OUT, it spewed stuff out - ALL OVER ME. I can't get much more graphic but I won't. Just remember one important fact. I was in THE BAR CAR, and I had to wash all the stuff off of me and OUT OF MY HAIR in the sink! By the time I finally hit our hotel in Orlando, I had the SHOWER OF MY LIFE!

I hold this as one of the most embarrasing moments of my life :rotfl: :rotfl: But I can laugh about it................now that is!

I have a similar story about Amtrak. We took Amtrak to Florida one year & I will NEVER do it again. The train was filthy & the bathroom was digusting & smelly. The toilet would not flush everything down completely. My DS was potty training & could not hold himself out of the toilet very well. I let go of him to grab some toilet paper and.....well I won't go into detail except to say it was one of the grossest experiences of my life! :sad2:

Plus while we were sleeping some kids were throwing things at us while we slept. We were too cheap to pay the extra $1600 for 2 sleeper cars since they didn't have any that slept 4, but at that point we were begging for a sleeper car, but they were all sold out.
 
Thanks Lorri! I forgot to ask tho if you mind if I use it in my siggie also? Please tell me if you don't want me to use it Okay????

Ya'll are welcome to use the smilie but you should save it to your computer & photo album in case something happens to my account and everyone wont lose it. :thumbsup2
 
Was able to see our ressies today on the DCL website !!!! How cool is that !!!! Now I can start the rest of the planning. A Big Way to go to All Seasons !!!!

On another note........... As DVC members, we are thinking about spending Friday and Saturday Night at Disneyland before the cruise. Anybody else interested ??? Let me know thru PM and we can coordinate plans.

Mark
 
Was able to see our ressies today on the DCL website !!!! How cool is that !!!! Now I can start the rest of the planning. A Big Way to go to All Seasons !!!!

On another note........... As DVC members, we are thinking about spending Friday and Saturday Night at Disneyland before the cruise. Anybody else interested ??? Let me know thru PM and we can coordinate plans.

Mark

Congrats Mark - it must feel much more real to you now!
 
I'm trying to update my siggie. How on earth do people get more than one image? Do they copy them all into one file before uploading? :confused3


Yes, you can make a collage in a photo program then save it and change the pixel size to fit the limits of the board. :goodvibes
 
Okay things seem to be slowing down a bit & my kids are bugging me to get off the computer. Creeps! ;) Really I must get SOMETHING done today. Hope everyone has a good one! :wizard:
 
Ya'll are welcome to use the smilie but you should save it to your comuter & photo album in case something happens to my account and everyone wont lose it. :thumbsup2



Thanks Lisa - Would you prefer I not use it? I should say I have no idea how to save it to my computer or photo album - I'm inept! I do think it's cool. Did you make it? Did you enjoy your birthday night out?
 
I have a similar story about Amtrak. We took Amtrak to Florida one year & I will NEVER do it again. The train was filthy & the bathroom was digusting & smelly. The toilet would not flush everything down completely. My DS was potty training & could not hold himself out of the toilet very well. I let go of him to grab some toilet paper and.....well I won't go into detail except to say it was one of the grossest experiences of my life! :sad2:

Plus while we were sleeping some kids were throwing things at us while we slept. We were too cheap to pay the extra $1600 for 2 sleeper cars since they didn't have any that slept 4, but at that point we were begging for a sleeper car, but they were all sold out.


Okay, so Amtrak just stinks (pun intended)! Funny, we begged for sleeper also and they were all sold out too! Hope you DS is better soon!
 
Disneyjunkie: So you traded your Krispy Kremes for bagels, eh? You'd be amazed at how much Raleigh has grown since you've been gone. We moved here in '99 and the growth is unbelieveable....so much so I wish it would slow down a little.
My son now has an apt in Brooklyn, which we still haven't seen yet! He's an aspiring film-maker so he spends his time shuttling back and forth between NY and LA.

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Let's not forget FRANKS(not hot dogs) with sauerkraut instead of SLAW.:rotfl2:
 
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