8/17/08 Captain Jack's Repossession Repo Cruise to PC thru TPC Part 2

[captaincrash]

Pirate Night Question: Who's bringing the jar of dirt?

Get yours for only $20 from the stateroom host, they collect it each day! Comes in a Nice DCL bag.

Anyone read this juicey tomb lately?​

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

Anyone read this juicey tomb lately?​

Calling anyone an idiot????????????????

DCL have up their prices now $30 for the dirt, please do not mention about the hair!

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

I really think this is funny, I nicked this from the DIS UK Community board.

(For the men only) Why women should never take men shopping

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Here's what can happen when you insist on taking your husband/boyfriend with you when you go shopping. So boys remind your other half of the dangers

Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that he go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets bored with all the shopping, and does things that, having read the list, I now HAVE TO DO next time I'm in one of these places.

He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse.

Here's a letter sent to her from the store.



Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.

Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares. and watched what happened.

5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where to find the antidepressants.

11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the"Mission Impossible" theme .

12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last, but not least

15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

 

[captaincrash]

That's how I feel, usually mom is home when Angelina is sick and takes care of all her needs, I'm usually just a backup, or errand boy. It appears the fever broke over night, which makes me very happy!!!



Angelina is the same way, she hardly spoke at all yesterday, actually, I think she did more moaning than talking. About the only thing I remember Angelina saying yesterday was, "Dad, can you take me to the hospital?" That's when I got on the phone with the doc's office, he called an antibiotic in right away.

We're so sorry to see Angelina ill... but if the fever has in fact broken then you've turned the expected corner. When our kids have been ill it's worse for ME then for them to be ill as you can imgine... we'd all rather NOT see our kids suffer. I think back to the ocassions when the kids were very young and we would run them to the doc or urgent care and all they'd really do is advise a tylenol and motrim cocktail... and maybe perscribe a zithromax regiment. Well... it's the usual drill for most of us.

At any rate... hope the day eases up a bit with a fading fever for A.

 

[Stinasmom]

I am taking the easy way out. I booked a fake date onboard last August. I recently added all 4 people in my family to the reservation, gave my TA a total of $2,000 for the deposits, and told her to change the sailing date Wednesday morning to 08/17/2008.

She told me having the reservation booked with the necessary deposit and only having to change the sailing date is the quickest and easiest way to go.

this is good to hear... it is exactly what we did too!

 

[zack&alexmom]

Andy - glad to hear that the fever has broken and that Hazel will be back tonight. Does Angela still have her new job? I am hoping that my daughter doesn't discover that store too soon, nice things but lots of $$$.

Capt - so sorry to hear about the computer problems. With the luck you are having with hard drives you might need to get a backup tape drive.

Hope everyone is having a good Sunday.

Linda

 

[captaincrash]

Calling anyone an idiot????????????????

DCL have up their prices now $30 for the dirt, please do not mention about the hair!

Nawwww! I'm just using what I found for chuckles....​

 

[captaincrash]

Here's what can happen when you insist on taking your husband/boyfriend with you when you go shopping. So boys remind your other half of the dangers

Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that he go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets bored with all the shopping, and does things that, having read the list, I now HAVE TO DO next time I'm in one of these places.

He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse.

Here's a letter sent to her from the store.



Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.

Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares. and watched what happened.

5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where to find the antidepressants.

11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the"Mission Impossible" theme .

12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last, but not least

15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

Glad you like it........

 

[got2travel]

Good Morning Everyone
Have some Strudel for your start to the day.

I have to run........be back later to catch up. Lots of stuff going on around here.

Ah, there it is. I just sat down with my morning coffee and was looking for my treat to go with it.......

 

[got2travel]

Well I write with Bad News .....for the second time in 30 days my computer has crashed again ...Last time my computer lost both hard drives ....I have a sony and it runs in raid zero so its like 2 hard drives running as one ...anyway off in the morning to the techs to see if it can be repaired ...Last time I lost everything I had on my hard drive ...I am Hoping that I didnt lose everything again ....If I did Lisa when I get back up and running I sure hope you kept the PSD files of the logos and or banners that I sent you , otherwise I am going to have to redo them over again .....This sucks ...in a bad way ...

Anyway , hopefully I can check in from the lap top ...Have to work fast to be up and running by Wednesday ....Now I am stressed to no end ......eeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr

Take What you Can !!! Just dont take my Hard Drive ......

Sorry to hear this Captain.....sorry to say, I hate Sony's....but I really hope you are able to recover everything.

 

[Stinasmom]

And last, but not least

15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

Thanks! now I am awake this morning!

 

[got2travel]

And not only these pics, but the Girl Scouts in our area have started selling their Girl Scout Cookies again, I can't resist those Thin Mints.

My coworker is the district coordinator for the cookie sales. Try resisting when they are in your face all day long.......

 

[captaincrash]

Should see a doctor about that, next thing it will be David Beckham as a prince at Disney!!!

I imagine you should be pleased to learn I found nothing in the way of any "entertaing" image(s) that associates Beckham with being a prince, royalty or related to anything Disney! So .... no images to add to this pregnant remark...

 

[Diznyfan68]

I really think this is funny, I nicked this from the DIS UK Community board.

(For the men only) Why women should never take men shopping

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Here's what can happen when you insist on taking your husband/boyfriend with you when you go shopping. So boys remind your other half of the dangers

Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that he go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets bored with all the shopping, and does things that, having read the list, I now HAVE TO DO next time I'm in one of these places.

He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse.

Here's a letter sent to her from the store.



Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.

Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares. and watched what happened.

5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where to find the antidepressants.

11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the"Mission Impossible" theme .

12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last, but not least

15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

 

[Diznyfan68]

NAVS OVERVIEW FROM PC 2005 CRUISE re questions on formal nights etc>

Thanks for posting this! Now if it was only Wed and I knew we were going...

 

[Diznyfan68]

Good Morning Everyone
Have some Strudel for your start to the day.

I have to run........be back later to catch up. Lots of stuff going on around here.

Ahhh - breakfast! TG this is virtual and there are NO CALORIES! I've got another 15 -20 lbs to lose before Aug 2008 and if this stuff was real, I'd gain 50!

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

I am off shopping now!

 

[got2travel]

Hazel said we will probably pack for one week and do laundry on the ship. We usually doesn't like to do laundry while on vacation, but this time we might not have a choice.

I'll probably be doing laundry on the ship too. The Med Repo is going to give me practice for this. We have such strict luggage limitations to Europe, there's no way I can bring enough clothes for 2 weeks. So by the time this cruise comes around, I will be an experienced 'on the ship laundry doer'.

 

[Verandah Man]

Andy - glad to hear that the fever has broken and that Hazel will be back tonight. Does Angela still have her new job? I am hoping that my daughter doesn't discover that store too soon, nice things but lots of $$$.

Linda

it ended as quickly as it started.