eeyorelvr10
<font color=darkorchid>Vanquished the itty, bitty
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Don't mind me all - just being naughty! 

here's some interesting reading.."not by me"...., on advice how to
make your "woman" happy.....& it isn't very diffcult...
he only needs to be:
1.a friend, 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother. 5. a father 6. a master
7. a chef. 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter. 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic
12. a decorator. 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist. 15. a gynecologist.
16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator. 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer
20. a good listner 21. an organizer. 22. funny. 23. very clean 24. sympathic
25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant. 29. intelligent
30. understanding 31. creative. 32. tender 33. strong . 34, courageous.
36. tolerant. 36. passionate. 37. ambitious 38. capable. 39. compassionate
40. determined. 42. dependable. 43. prudent...............
* without forgetting : 45. give her complimnets [regularly], 46. love
shopping. 47. be honest. 48. not stress her out. 50. not look at other
wenches..![]()
and at the same time: amust also~~~ 51. give her lots of
attention [expecting lil' in return] 52. give her lots of time, esp, for
herself...{ remember the tip i gave about avoiding the room 1 hr.
before getting ready?}...53. give hewr lots of space < closet rference>
finally swabbies....54. never to forget * birthdays, anniversaries...
( i am guessing that would mean mud puddles for some of us...)
* any arrangments she makes ( dcl refernces swabbies!) .
woooohooters , i am letting the kitty out of the bag. hope you uneducated
swabbies taking notes...,pssst not saying iam completely
accomplished in such matters...butty, "let's just say my wife knows"
because of meing efforts. *its why she tolerated my porcupine
tendencies, cos ofdoing these lil'things for her.
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oh, the experts added one more lil' section ..for wenches, no less.
..how to make us swabbies happy: 1. show up naked.
2. bring food.
soooooo true! ( at elast for me). me also think its the reasons why
mr rodgers is "jolley" , while flying so high?![]()
That's a great response!
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? [/B]
I think the new version of the Poster is better
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Its a very good likeness of me![]()
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Had my left shoulder rotar cuff repaired last thursday. The operation lasted 2.5 hours, really bad shoulder. Have a doc visit on the 24th, hope we can start rehab. my wife thinks i'll be a year getting back to normal, hopefully. i have a velcro strap and my bicep and forearm are velcroed down. needless to say i'm helpless and my wife has to do everything. On top of that we started baby sitting our grandson on Monday. i'm not much help since i can't hold him. my DW has been a real trooper.
I called DVC today an got the bad news 334 points per person for a cat 11 so 8x334=2,672 pts plus 56 pts for the baby 2,728. Transferred our on board credit from our 1/05 cruise. That saved 152 points so the final #2,576 pts Took all our 2007 all 2008 and had to borrow 700 from 2009. Thank Mickey we are DVCers![]()
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Because when the wife's happy, the whole family's happy.
Although re-reading that list, I do not believe my wife has any interest in me being her gynecologist.
(hey, wizard smilie is back at position #13)
Had my left shoulder rotar cuff repaired last thursday. The operation lasted 2.5 hours, really bad shoulder. Have a doc visit on the 24th, hope we can start rehab. my wife thinks i'll be a year getting back to normal, hopefully. i have a velcro strap and my bicep and forearm are velcroed down. needless to say i'm helpless and my wife has to do everything. On top of that we started baby sitting our grandson on Monday. i'm not much help since i can't hold him. my DW has been a real trooper.
I called DVC today an got the bad news 334 points per person for a cat 11 so 8x334=2,672 pts plus 56 pts for the baby 2,728. Transferred our on board credit from our 1/05 cruise. That saved 152 points so the final #2,576 pts Took all our 2007 all 2008 and had to borrow 700 from 2009. Thank Mickey we are DVCers![]()
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I'm back & out of hiding...
My signature now shows the real radioclash's
So, how the heck is everyone?
Oh yeah, real name is Lisa, but you can call me radio if you want
Hey Pirates and Wenches
A new clip from AWE. I've been watching and watching it. Just thought I'd share with all of you.
http://nutria.msn.no/specials/pirates3/klipp.aspx?vis=1
MR, I think you and Cheryl will be our star dancers at night. You remember her story about the dancing?
You forgot the couples sitting in separate bathtubs at the top of a hill.
I'm thinking even the magic pills aren't going to help unless they both climb into the same tub.