Hey all... just missed the pirate run I see.

Good. (Congrats to the winner!)
Now I need some serious thinkin' help here. I just got an intriguing e-mail.... it's part of the
POTC event 
at WDW that I'm doing in May. They want answers to these questions, with no explanation as to why they're asking.

I want to make my answers stand out, to be creative, to make those reading them laugh and marvel at my whit.
I know that Crash usually does the "Answer Me This" type of thing, but I'm hoping some of your answer will light a spark in my imagination. (My brain is so dead right now, it really needs a spark!) Either that, or I'll just pirate your answer and use them as my own. So, be creative and answer these 9 questions...
Favorite Ocean: Atlantic
Favorite Pet kind and name: Dog her name was Bozo. Hey I was 3 when we got her!
Favorite Vacation Spot: WDW anymore, 2nd is Shenandoah NP
Favorite Food: Salsbury steak w/rice
Favorite Pirate slang: I'd be a pirate if I were you!
Favorite Treasure Chest Jewel - i.e. Gold, Diamond, Pearls, Rubies: Rubies
Favorite Pirates of the Caribbean Icon (Ride or Movie):
Favorite Pirates of the Caribbean Character from the RIDE: The dog with the keys
What Pirates of the Caribbean Movie Character do you best relate to?:
Choices are:
Pirate...............Governor.....................Blacksmith
Navy Officer......Spy............................Assassin
First Mate.........Gunner........................Personal Assistant;
Ghost...............Merchant....................Deckhand;
Guard...............Crewman.....................Captain;
Town Clerk........Governor's Daughter......Maid;
Pirate Wench.