5/27/06 "Il pochi il fiero i blabbermouths" We *will* sail again Part 2

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WELL OKAY you really need the shirt too see it good
the bow the first gold on the ship

told you we are dis N U T S
 

That's almost impossible to see of this printed version. Hidden Mickey!!! You guys are crazy. I'll fit right in.

I'm going beddy-bye now.

TTFN,
Maria
 
Good morning Cruisers!
We sail in 57 weeks!




Woo Hoo! Another week closer to cruising!
 
McFamily2 said:
Was it my computer or were the boards down for a while?

The boards have been real slow for me the past couple of days. I have seen other threads where people couldn't get on lately so I don't think it is just you.
 
For all of you scuba divers out there, I just got this in an email:



> This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a
> bad day at work, think of this guy. Bob is a commercial saturation
> diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs
> on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister.
> She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne,
> Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless
> to say, she won.
>
> Hi Sue,
>
>
> Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had
> a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at
> work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you
> realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what
> happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my
> job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a
> suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is
> quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel
> powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks
> the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It
> then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped
> to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used
> it several times with no complaints.
>
>
> What I do,when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the
> hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole
> suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. Everything was
> going well until all of a sudden, my rear-end started to itch. So, of
> course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few
> seconds my rear-end started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my
> back,but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.
> The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my
> wet suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish
> couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my rear-end was not as
> fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually
> grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my rear-end.
>
> I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator.
> His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five
> other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say I
> aborted the dive.
>
> I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops
> totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin
> my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was
> wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water,
> the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a
> tube of cream and told me to rub it on my rear-end as soon as I got in
> the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't go to the
> bathroom [#2] for two days because my rear-end was swollen shut.
>
> So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much
> worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
> Now repeat to yourself: "I love my job, I love my job, I love my
> job."
 
ohiominnie said:
For all of you scuba divers out there, I just got this in an email:

I've read that before. Very funny.

Just got back from Orlando with my neighbor Mike. We did a Costco and Fresh Market Run. 1 Plasma TV, 1 LCD TV, lobster tails, 10 lbs of mussels, and 4 BOTTLES OF BANFI!!! What a great day :banana:
 
scuba diver said:
lobster tails, 10 lbs of mussels, and 4 BOTTLES OF BANFI!!! What a great day :banana:

Ooooh... I know what's for dinner!!!
 
Just got back from Harry's Farmer's Market (Whole Foods) myself. No Banfi for me but blue crabs & shrimp. We're having a boil tonight. Hoping for crawfish but they were out for the weekend.

Angie
 
We are missing a beta fish. I fed him yesterday morning, along with the one stupid carnival goldfish that is still alive. The beta lives in a fishbowl, and the goldfish lives in a glass block. The fishbowl was next to the stovetop with the glass block next to it close to the wall. I got home from work last night and went to feed 'Jaws', but he wasn't there! There were no water spots or wet spots on the countertop, cooktop, or floor. And there was no sign of 'Jaws'. We interrogated both of our cats at length, but found no evidence to hold either one of them. Snuggles is still under suspicion since she still has her claws and Fluffy does not, but I've never seen either one of them jump up on the counter. Snuggles claims 'old age' (16 yrs. old)as an excuse, and Fluffy just gives me those big kitty sad eyes and wants to be petted. Chalk this up to another 'Unsolved Mysteries'. So don't talk to me about having fish for dinner...:confused3 We did a Sam's run today. I looked all over for Banfi, but couldn't find any. We're not normally 'wine' people, but we're most certainly chocolate lovers and want to try the combination of the two eventually. Tell me I won't be disappointed in my quest...
 
whnim64 said:
We are missing a beta fish. I fed him yesterday morning, along with the one stupid carnival goldfish that is still alive. The beta lives in a fishbowl, and the goldfish lives in a glass block. The fishbowl was next to the stovetop with the glass block next to it close to the wall. I got home from work last night and went to feed 'Jaws', but he wasn't there! There were no water spots or wet spots on the countertop, cooktop, or floor. And there was no sign of 'Jaws'. We interrogated both of our cats at length, but found no evidence to hold either one of them. Snuggles is still under suspicion since she still has her claws and Fluffy does not, but I've never seen either one of them jump up on the counter. Snuggles claims 'old age' (16 yrs. old)as an excuse, and Fluffy just gives me those big kitty sad eyes and wants to be petted. Chalk this up to another 'Unsolved Mysteries'. So don't talk to me about having fish for dinner...:confused3 We did a Sam's run today. I looked all over for Banfi, but couldn't find any. We're not normally 'wine' people, but we're most certainly chocolate lovers and want to try the combination of the two eventually. Tell me I won't be disappointed in my quest...

Interesting.....very interesting....I just can't believe someone named Snuggles or Fluffy would take on Jaws. That does not seem to be a fair fight says the scuba diver.
 
CajunGirl2 said:
Just got back from Harry's Farmer's Market (Whole Foods) myself. No Banfi for me but blue crabs & shrimp. We're having a boil tonight. Hoping for crawfish but they were out for the weekend.

Angie


Trade ya! We always can get crawfish - just ran through about 40lbs last weekend with 2 other couples...
 
mickeymo said:
Trade ya! We always can get crawfish - just ran through about 40lbs last weekend with 2 other couples...

Monica,

You want to send me some??? I'm jealous!!! Here, we have order if we want them. You can't wait until Sat. night to decide you want them. Talked to my Mom & Dad last night. Live crawfish in Louisiana are only $.99/lb. Here they were $2.50/lb. ROBBERY! Gas to transport them here can't cost that much!!! Just finished the crabs ... pathetically small. But they were boiled seafood, so I guess they'll suffice.

Hope everyone has a good Sat. night. Off to clean the mess in the kitchen now.

Angie
 
ohiominnie said:
Yeah, that'd have been weird. Uh, Mary, I know you hardly know me, but can you do my husband's laundry??? ;) And would you mind getting these brown stains out of his...

oh, nevermind. shouldn't go there!
im sorry but :rotfl: :rotfl2: :rotfl: :rotfl2: :rotfl: :rotfl2: :rotfl:
 
WDWLVR said:
Here is a close up of the embroidery and personalization.

10daypocket.jpg
Oh wow Mary nice! I did not realize they were personalized with names and screenames!
 
scuba diver said:
Interesting.....very interesting....I just can't believe someone named Snuggles or Fluffy would take on Jaws. That does not seem to be a fair fight says the scuba diver.
I concur!
 
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