The answer to Question 2 ... middle-of-nowhere-Florida. (Actually, Fruitland Park... which isn't too far from Orlando... it just SEEMS like the middle of nowhere. )
Now, not being from the South, I had two very 'different' experiences taking kids to camp than I ever had up North.
First of all... I will NEVER consider gravy a breakfast food. Biscuits and gravy go with Sunday dinner... not breakfast... (where's that barfing smiley)... and 'gravy' is NOT supposed to look like THAT... ICK.
Second of all... I almost fell over when they said that they had to send the powerboat out to scare away the gators before the kids could go canoeing and kayaking.

(And they were serious... I counted at least 14 in the area before the boat went out - one only about 3 feet from shore- he had to be at least 12 feet long.)