I feel the need to respond to this,this.
First of all I can hardly hear you as the swelling from my enormous head is obstructing my ears. I believe you are insinuating that I Ninja Mom, creator of timeless advice and indispensable ideas is in danger of becoming an ego maniac because of Luvpooh's unfettered adoration . Luvpooh =


My family will be the first to tell you that this is simply not true, especially if I am IN the room or lurking about listening in. Therefore, they can not substantiate your claims in fear that my enormous head will butt them back into my version of sensibility.
Janetmom, please tell my family to stop sending you email pleas begging for your intervention from my saucy ideas. Revolutionary concepts such as cleaning up after the messes they make and "Do it yourself" laundry have taken hold thanks to my forethought. Well, that and a number of pool noodle beat downs... Remember parents... when it comes time for you to draw the line in the sand and dish out the consequences for not listening, pool noodles are an excellent instrument of torture. The sound they make while striking is terrifying and best of all they almost never leave marks, thus keeping child protective services perpetually in the dark!
Luvpooh... Despite your questionable choice of an internet name and your confirmed fondness for Disney's droppings I too am in awe of myself, so count me into my own fan club (At this point I MUST insert the obligatory

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at this OBVIOUS attempt at non-depreciating humor). JanetMom is simply jealous that I possess superior mitten knitting skills. I keep trying to convince her to go the modern route and use a stapler and super glue when constructing mittens but she stubbornly clings to the olden ways and insists on the use of knitting needles and sustainable Himalayan Yak yarn.
So now you know why she is the #2 official member of the Ninja Mom fan club...
Fondly (for the poo lover)
~NM