GO Carla!, GO Carla!!!
Man! How do you rate to get Chucky Cheese himself over to your house for a play date?? He's usually pretty tired after a couple hours of dealing with those screaming kids... You probably slipped him a twenty and snuck him out the back door. Tell me, was he a good guest or was he one of those um... rodents that just wanted to eat all your cheese and play video games? I hate play dates like that!
You know it will get even worse when you have to write over the lamination with different colored sharpies because the sharpie that you used to make the first correction is now no longer correct. Then you get to the label stage where you are just sticking blank labels over strategic spots in your laminated plan.
A sure sign of desperation is when you start to cut out spots on the plan and transplant fresh paper on those spots. This then requires a reapplication of a laminated layer, which is 2 layers deep in some spots and one layer deep in others.
The best part comes moments before you must leave for the airport, when after working on revising the plan for the "final" time (instead of packing!) you discover that the printer is out of ink. Usually your family drags you out of the house at this moment, tosses you in the trunk and listens to you scream "The plan!!! The PLAN!!!!" until you pass out from a lack of oxygen.
Your reward for all this is the lack of underwear that you must endure because you were too busy planning and laminating, sharpie-ing and labeling.
Somewhere there is a place for people like us. I think it's name is Walt Disney World.....
~NM