Ruin a Disney ride/attraction by changing one letter

[tx911]

Fright of Massage - receive an aggressive full-body massage from two nearly-naked sumo wrestlers

 

[Minnie1222]

The many adventures of Winnie the Poo.

 

[BrianL]

Pilates of the Caribbean….it’s a workout AND a ride!

Like the Swiss Family Treehouse!

 

[BrianL]

How about Tom Lawyer's Island? You go over and are sued by Disney lawyers for the unauthorized t-shirt that you bought on Etsy!

 

[Minnie1222]

Tight of Passage: an in-depth experience in claustrophobia.

 

[Disneychick13]

The Branstormer- for the mature guest who needs a little extra fiber in their life

 

[Minnie1222]

 Skybay - just the loading bay, you don't get to go anywhere

Gosh, I miss that ride so much!

 

[kimmar067]

Country Bare Musical Jamboree - clothing optional

 

[kimmar067]

Peter Pan's Tight - height and weight restrictions strictly enforced.

 

[kimmar067]

Carousel of Pronouns - fantastic ride for English majors

 

[kimmar067]

Enchanted Tails with Belle - put on that rear appendage and watch the magic ensue!

 

[kimmar067]

Buzz Lightyear Space Anger Spin - if you don't go in with one, you'll definitely come out afterwards in a bad mood.

 

[kimmar067]

Na'vy River Journey - serve our country with out-of-this world weapons.....and creatures!

 

[kimmar067]

Rafiki's Plant Watch - a train ride away to becoming a botanist.

 

[kimmar067]

Consternation Station - enjoy feelings of dismay, typically at something unexpected, like this attraction

 

[kimmar067]

Star Wars: Rise of the Insistance - 10 different versions of this interactive ride - but you don't get to pick which one

 

[hardcorestitch]

Yuk & Yeti, serving the blandest food in the Animal Kingdom! (Landry’s Select Club cards will not be accepted.)

 

[kimmar067]

Star Wars Punch Bay - see if you can outrun the pugilists

 

[kimmar067]

Spaceship Garth - see your favorite country music star perform all his hits.

 

[Mr_Woodchuck]

Walt Disney's Enchanted Tick Room - what out for those diseases!