Ok, so in the past I've taken a lot of flak from those of you in the food porn camp about not taking food pictures when I lug around more camera equipment than Ansel Adams.
Well those days are over. I'm giving you food porn in a way you've never experienced it before. We are talking BEEF CAKE ladies!! Luscious, luscious Prime Meat!
First, I'd like to apologize to the guys on the board. This is probably not the kind of food porn that you will enjoy. I think I'm just going to have to get Mickey T and his camera back to the parks so he can represent the guys in this new form of food porn that Marlton Mom has invented.
Now before we begin with the porny parts I have to start at the beginning. Since this was a solo trip to the world, I didn't have to drag, um, I mean take my family around to various places at the parks like restaurants or attractions. I could set my own schedule and this meant I'd have time to have dinner with friends and chat and really enjoy myself like, like, LIKE A GROWN UP!
It was heaven! You all know how much I like the Captain's Grille and that seemed like the perfect place to go for dinner. But WHO should I dine with I wondered? It was too hard to choose just one so I took a couple of my friends and off we went!
On the way over we found this woman wandering around muttering something about how does she get to "Pop". I asked her to pose with her best side out and this is how she turned:
Mystery guest by
Marlton Mom, on Flickr
She looked kinda hungry so I thought I would invite her to dinner with my friends. As soon as she got a peep at who I was bringing SHE WAS ALL OVER THAT!
We got to the Captain's Grill and after a brief wait for a table we were seated. Two of my friend were especially excited about the bread and we had to keep reminding them to save some for the rest of the table.
Here is a shot of my friends eating the bread:
Give us this day our Daily bread by
Marlton Mom, on Flickr
Next the soup came and my friends wanted to dive right in. It's a good thing they weren't wearing shirts!
Clam Chowder with a side of ~Hot~ and ~Spicey~ by
Marlton Mom, on Flickr
Next the entrees came and let me tell you there was no gristle on this beef cake.
HOT AND JUICY! by
Marlton Mom, on Flickr
When I told the fellows I had crabs they were more than a little worried but I was able to put their minds at ease when this showed up at the table:
Crab cakes and beach bodies by
Marlton Mom, on Flickr
Finally it was time to give mama a little sugar. Nobody could pass up dessert so EVERYBODY came to the party!
Can we nibble on your ~Dessert~ by
Marlton Mom, on Flickr
So there is Marlton Mom's first attempt at food porn.
How'd I do?
I have to say that out of everybody at the table, I enjoyed dining with my mystery guest the most. She didn't come off as flat and her conversations were much more than one dimensional, which is something I couldn't say about the guys I was dining with. Heck, I'd go out for Dinner with her ANYTIME!
~Marlton Mom