The
Real Pirates of the Caribbean
"Everyone has the soul of a pirate in them!", says sports commentator and motivational speaker Pat Croce, who has the skull-and-crossbones tattoo to prove it. Opening December 1 on Key West: the Pirate and Soul Museum, showcasing Croce's personal collection of memorabilia, including Captain Kidd's journal and "the only authentic pirate treasure chest in America." Blackbeard rarely needs to flourish his blunderbuss - most folks surrendered after one look at his beard smoldering with firecrackers. 610/658-6270,
piratesoul.com, $12