20041218-cruise-friends-memories Part 3

[justmestace]

I have a cute "little kid" story, though.
Megan (my oldest daughter, for the new folks) is teaching a kindergarten class now.
She was teaching them the song "America The Beautiful"
One little boy was having trouble with "spacious" (Oh, beautiful, for spacious skies)
Megan went over it and over it with him.
One little girl got disgusted and turned to the boy and said "It's SPACESHIP...okay???"

ta da dum....

Okay, not as good as Jenny....but special in my own funny little way

 

[justmestace]

Yep...just like old times...here I am, talking to myself....

You all must have worn out your keyboards!

 

[jilljill]

Originally posted by justmestace
2. Seaman Elizabeth the Horny Toe

3. Encephalitic Bianca Cooke

I know what some of you must be thinking.....(Virgil, Paul. GaRry...)
and I could tell a story about why #2 might just fit for me....but I think Jenny did a good enough job keeping everyone in stitches today.....

Not gonna touch that one with a 100 foot pole .
Here you thought it would be one of the men that would comment

 

[WVMD]

Originally posted by jilljill
Here you thought it would be one of the men that would comment

NOPE - not gonna touch that one......

My name is "Two Fisted Dick"....

Enough said....

Virgil

 

[justmestace]

I should have known!!!

I want to see that 100 foot pole!

 

[justmestace]

Originally posted by WVMD
NOPE - not gonna touch that one......

My name is "Two Fisted Dick"....

Enough said....

Virgil

There isn't a smilie in the world that could reflect how hard I am laughing right now!!!

I am sooooo glad I didn't have any soda in my mouth!

 

[justmestace]

And speaking of 100 foot poles.....

 

[jilljill]

Originally posted by justmestace

There isn't a smilie in the world that could reflect how hard I am laughing right now!!!

I am sooooo glad I didn't have any soda in my mouth!

Now that's something I would like to see, the look on your families faces and you trying to explain why you are laughing so hard.

 

[jilljill]

Originally posted by justmestace
And speaking of 100 foot poles.....

 

[justmestace]

My husband is so used to my idiocy, he didn't even turn around to look.

 

[jilljill]

Originally posted by justmestace
My husband is so used to my idiocy, he didn't even turn around to look.

Men.....

 

[justmestace]

Arrgghhh Matey!

T.O.P.??? Or are you still lurking, jilljill??

AVAST! There be another amongst us!!

 

[jilljill]

Not a , just got lucky.

 

[justmestace]

On a totally different subject.....

1. A very close friend of mine says "Cool Beans" all the time.
Almost to the point of being annoying.

2. This is the only board I visit....I'm so loyal, I could be a boyscout!

 

[justmestace]

Originally posted by jilljill
Not a , just got lucky.

Well, then...doesn't that make up for not winning the lottery?
See, you ARE lucky!!

 

[jilljill]

Originally posted by justmestace
Well, then...doesn't that make up for not winning the lottery?

In a word.....NO!!!

 

[justmestace]

Awww....where's the joy???

 

[jilljill]

Originally posted by justmestace
Awww....where's the joy???

At the lottery office

 

[paulcrsb]

Originally posted by WVMD
My name is "Two Fisted Dick"....

 

[justmestace]

But you still have ME!

So quit your bellyaching, or I'll get out the violin!