18 ways to annoy your stallmate in a public bathroom

[Chattyaholic]

I have never considered the person in the next stall to be my "stall mate."

 

[The Paint Nazi]

I have never considered the person in the next stall to be my "stall mate."

That's what they call them in Australia, the land down under.

 

[ilovedisney1]

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Oh man! This was not the thread to read while on a conference call!! I probably sound like I'm crying to the other participants as I try to suppress the laughter!

Point to ponder:

How does a blind person know when they have finished?

Well, I do usually know when I'm done without looking.


I did laugh out loud so hard when reading this. I'd LOVE to do some of these for real. I'm betting I could get one or two of you to go along with it. Who lives in the MD area and is free one Saturday afternoon?

 

[suzimar57]

very funny - thanks for posting!

 

[darlak]

This was the funniest thing I've seen on the Dis lately! I loved all of them.

This thread did remind me of a conversation I overheard in a bathroom this past Sunday. DD and I went to eat at Cracker Barrel Sunday evening. As I was entering the bathroom, 2 young women came in right behind me. As each of us was in our own stalls, I heard 1 of these women ask the other,

Woman #1: "How do you spell barrel? Is it 1 'r' or 2?

Woman #2: "Do you mean 'barrel or barrels?"

Woman #1: "Barrel, like in the restaurant name."

Woman #2: "Oh, that's one 'r'."

Woman #1: "So that's b-a-r-e-l?"

Woman #2: "No, it's b-a-r-al."

DD and I laughed about that throughout our entire meal. We still giggle when we wonder about what difference it made whether it was singular or plural.

 

[Lintasare]

:
Who lives in the MD area and is free one Saturday afternoon?

Ask Lara...sounds like something she would be interested in.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Ask Lara...sounds like something she would be interested in.

At Lara's and my first meeting she took pictures of the public restroom, so I'm pretty sure she would be game. BTW, no pics were taken of other patrons, just of the the toilet seat.

Darla, that's funny! The things that people day and do in public restrooms.

 

[dolphinrescuegirl]

 

[jbcheerchick93]

that was hysterical!! thanks for my laugh of the day!!

 

[L107ANGEL]

Dang...and you have the nerve to complain about my pictures?

I loved # 17 peek-a-boo

so not shocked~

 

[PixiePop]

 

[disneymom3]

As the mother of 2 boys, 10 had me

 

[tevagirl]

Too funny!


Number 6 is my husband's favorite line. I've been hearing that one for 37 years now (only he adds "and deep too.")

 

[Aisling]

Just the word "stallmate" makes me cringe! It makes me so aware of someone sitting inches aawy from me doing the same gross thing! YUK!

 

[RLccweems]

Gross!!!!

 

[Mkrop]

Well, I do usually know when I'm done without looking.


I did laugh out loud so hard when reading this. I'd LOVE to do some of these for real. I'm betting I could get one or two of you to go along with it. Who lives in the MD area and is free one Saturday afternoon?

Ask Lara...sounds like something she would be interested in.

I was just going to mention a certain Marylander who would love to do this. Linty beat me to it

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Just the word "stallmate" makes me cringe! It makes me so aware of someone sitting inches aawy from me doing the same gross thing! YUK!

Yeah, it seems like we should be in there together since cabinmates share a cabin, roommates share a room...

 

[Todd&Copper]

Just the word "stallmate" makes me cringe! It makes me so aware of someone sitting inches aawy from me doing the same gross thing! YUK!

Thank goodness our sense of modesty dictates a partition, right?

 

[Todd&Copper]

Point to ponder:

How does a blind person know when they have finished?

You meant finished wiping, right? Because most of us can tell without looking when we are done dropping kids off at the pool, so to speak. And looking at the contents of the bowl doesn't really tell me if anything is still waiting to come out.