The Thong was about 24 years old, built like nothing I have ever seen on 7 Disney Cruises. Drug Lord was mid 50's or early 60's covered with gold chains.

We were sitting in the small very hot steam room (holds only 4 people and you are literally knee to knee on facing benches) and The Thong decided to trade places with the Drug Lord and she did that by turning her back to DrHug and sliding past him, barely past him.

He had his eyes closed because it was so hot and sweat was running in his eyes, but he felt the movement in front of him and opened his eyes.

This incredibly round, firm butt in a thong was right in his face, his nose was almost in it.

I was

, he immediately closed his eyes!!!!

Tried to be calm and ignore and I was still

. It really was a hoot!

So that's our story. He was very good, closed his eyes, did not grab when/where he shouldn't.