With all you people chasing down the Fed Ex Guy looking for your docs, I was reminded of the song
Wells Fargo Wagon from
The Music Man. So I reworked the lyrics a little, and voila....
[sung to the tune of Wells Fargo Wagon, with apologies to Meredith Willson]
Oho, the Fed Ex Driver is a-comin' down the street
Oh please let it be for me
Oho, the Fed Ex Driver is a-comin' down the street
I wish, I wish I knew what it could be
I got a box of PS2 games on my birthday
Last year I got my docs from DVC
And once I got some coupons from Mypoints
Amazon.com sent me a camera and a new CD
Oho, the Fed Ex Driver is a-comin' now
Is it a prepaid surprise or C.O.D.?
It could be scanners
Or printers
Or a new computer
Or it could be
(Yes it could be, yes you're right, it surely could be)
Somethin' special
(Somethin' very, very special now)
Just for me
Oho, the Fed Ex Driver is a-comin' down the street
Oh don't let him pass my door
Oho, the Fed Ex Driver is a-comin' down the street
I wish I knew what he was comin' for
I got some DVDs from Disney last December
And I expect some new clothes to wear
I hope I get my docs from
Disney Cruise Line
Before I pull out the remainder of my thinning hair
Oho, the Fed Exth Driver ith a-comin' now
I don't know how I can ever wait to thee
It could be thumthin' for thomone who ith no relathion
But it could be thumthin' thpecial just for me
Oho, you Fed Ex Driver, keep a comin'
Oho, you Fed Ex Driver, keep a comin'
Oho, you Fed Ex Driver,
Don't you dare to make a stop until you stop for me
I know it's Friday, but I suspect my employer would really like it if I got back to work now...
- Mike